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Blessed be those who didn't have to go through the trouble of learning the English language. Some might say that learning Japanese or Icelandic might be the most difficult task out there, but even the most complicated aspects of those languages have some kind of logic behind them. English grammar and the language itself, on the other hand, has some truly nonsensical characteristics to it and a plethora of arbitrary rules.

Those with English as their native language never have to consciously work through the kinks of spelling out Wednesday or why writers write, but fingers don't fing and grocers don't groce. Learning English as a secondary language is a real minefield once you figure out the basic grammar rules and step into more specific areas. And these people decided to point some of the most confusing things out there to prove their point. English is a weird language and at times makes no sense whatsoever, especially for a language that is so widespread.

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Orillion
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's up for the defenestration of Donald Trump. I say we do it overmorrow.

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    To be fair, many linguists would easily find a logical answer to most of the problems presented in these messages, as English language has a lot of nuances (like words being borrowed from Latin and Greek, or the fact that some words had their origins lost or they ceased to be used in spoken language). However, that doesn't mean that they still don't fail to confuse people trying to learn the language, as even the most sound explanation might seem nonsensical when the original problem could be solved by, well... changing the language? Ah, let's leave this for the linguists to figure out and non-native speakers to be confused about, right?

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    SykesDaMan
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a while to remember which one is positive and which one is negative between horriffic and terrfic...

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    So Dou
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the exact same word in french and with the same meaning ... others meaning too ;)

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    Artex Gorilla
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brits also use 'Quite' in a sarcastic manner if agreeing with someone (who they don't agree with).

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    Aileen
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve also heard, “I before E except when your feisty foreign neighbor Keith leisurely receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from caffeinated atheist weightlifters. Weird.”

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    Aldhissla VargTimmen
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broadcasted spelling competition for the Dutch language as well ^^ Dutch is easier though, makes more sense :)

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I hear someone say "the other day", I assume it's something within a month. I never think someone would mean something they did like a year ago

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if uncovered wagons were the first form of mass transportation so you literally were "on" it.

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    George Utley
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fridge is a slang shortening of one of the original refrigerators - Fridgidaire...

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    Phil Boswell
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same way that the sentence "I never said she stole all my money" takes on a completely different meaning depending upon which particular word you emphasise…

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it has nothing to do with the words man/woman and comes from Latin humanus

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because "Philippines" is in English while "Filipino/Filipina" is Spanish. No need to stress out. In Spanish the country is Filipinas. All is well, they're just words in two different languages!

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    Piou
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean man's laughter isn't the same as manslaughter? Hmmm maybe I should reconsider my hobbies

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    Kaisu
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because baked comes from the stem word "bake" so all you have to do is add the d in pronunciation. Whereas naked IS the stem word, so it has its own pronunciation. Confusing I know

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    Dave Walker
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try saying you'll meet a Continental European at "Half Eight" and see what time he arrives...

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    Dynein
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever learned German? It doesn't just change the specific of the verb... it changes the whole meaning. "wenden" - to turn, "verwenden" - to use, "abwenden" - to avert, "zuwenden" - to give care/love/attention. That game can be played with pretty much any verb...

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    F. H.
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry to say, but in that case the proofreaders language skills were just lacking.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird the veil of this lie has reigned since ancient times. It's ageing well. Being that it's on my conscience, I'll ignore it's deficiencies and feign adherence to this insufficient and heinous rule.

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