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If you want to learn a language, you have to be OK with failing. You're gonna mess up sentence structures, mix up genders, and even forget the simplest words. It's bound to happen. But if your ego doesn't crumble in the process, you'll realize that it's the only way to master a foreign tongue. And that people don't give a damn about your mistakes; they respect the effort.

Sam Collins is a 26-year-old gay man and the CTO of a medical software company, who also streams on Twitch every week. He grew up in an English-speaking part of Canada, but later moved to the French-speaking area. And that's precisely where he met Vince, his boyfriend.

Vince isn't a native English speaker. But he's killing it. I mean, he finds a way out of a sentence even when he doesn't know the right words. This one time, for example, he forgot the word 'lid' so he held up a pot and asked Sam, "Where is his hat?"

The genius one-liner caught Sam completely off guard. He liked it so much, he even tweeted it. But the man wasn't the only one who loved it. Nearly 800,000 people have liked the example of Vince's linguistic freestyle, and many have responded to it with other brilliant English word 'replacements' as well. Continue scrolling and check them out.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, that describes it! And you do NOT want to be in the vicinity when the black and white fart squirrel lets one off.

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Judging by the way Sam described his boyfriend, no wonder Vince had come up with something so simple yet so brilliant on the spot. "He's an absolute sweetheart," Sam told Bored Panda. "Our friends consistently call him an 'angel' because he's so thoughtful and kind. He can be a bit nervous in big social situations, but once you get him talking, he's happy to geek out and have fun! He tries hard not to depend on his French, so he makes a lot of word substitutions (like calling a pot lid a hat) when he's talking. I think it's cute as heck."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I couldn't remember how to say still water, so I ordered "water without bubbles". It worked 🤷‍♀️

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    Sam acknowledges that couples who have some sort of a language barrier between them face additional challenges. But that's nothing they can't solve if both partners are committed to one another. "Healthy relationships are built on good communication, so being in a bilingual relationship sometimes means working twice as hard to communicate clearly," the man said.

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    "We often find each other totally missing important things that the other person said, which can definitely be frustrating, but we make sure to be understanding and kind to each other when it does happen. On the plus side, we've both drastically improved our second language skills!"

    The attention Sam's tweet has received was not something he expected. So many people have been relating to it. Sam himself thinks the Internet's reaction is really cute. "Amazingly, everyone has been so positive about it! Almost zero negativity. Lots of people sharing similar stories and talking about what it's like to live in a bilingual relationship. It's amazing! I'm happy to share in that joy with so many people."

    Interestingly, Joshua Wolf Shenk, author of Powers of Two, wrote that long-term couples "start to match each other in the basic rhythms and syntactical structures of their speech." This happens because of something psychologists call emotional contagion, which causes us to mimic everything from our partner’s accent to their laugh, bringing us even closer together. But it doesn't happen overnight.

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    "Be patient with your bilingual partner, and give them ample time to speak their mind," Sam added. "Celebrate the little mistakes and unique sayings that come from each other, and laugh about them together."

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sea pancakes begin their glorious, 1400 mile journey to maple bay, where the warm shallows bring the promise of food. However, they are not the only ones who make use of this glorious bay, as they will soon discover

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    von Funnyname
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a buddy with nautical animal tattoos as strange likenesses. Among the collection is, in fact, a manta ray, lightly browned with a pad of butter on top.

    Hilary Mol
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine in college (whose first language was Spanish) couldn't think of "Stingray" in English, either. He came up with "Sea Kite", which is a fairly accurate description.

    Missy Barton
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have called them Sea Pancakes since I first saw this post. That or "The Majestic Flap-flap"

    margotlevraut
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a True Facts video by ZeFrank1 (If you have not watched them, DO IT)

    Doreen Pinkham
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sea pancake and sea flap flap have been memes for quite a while. Urban Dictionary posted an entry for sea pancake aka stingray in 2013.

    Nicole Holt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally knew you meant manta ray, before I read it. Sea pancake makes perfect sense :)

    Ashley Kellers
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong, mantas are sea flap flaps and sting rays are sea pancakes

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    Laura Jones
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we are English and we have always called milk cow juice. mind we do have funny names for lots of things

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a student who didn't know the word "cow". On seeing the picture of one he declared, That's a beef".

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound circles. SMH. Some people are so clever with their descriptions.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my Irish relatives says this about the stove. Open the fire or close the fire for turning the burners on or off.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he didn't know there are some German loanwords in English. Nowadays it's usually the other way round.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet. Oftentimes, TV or the movies is the only way that non-English speakers hear English.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else could a bagel be, if not a savoury doughnut?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one when i was looking st some gardening things on pinterest, the pic was asparagus and i had to send a pic to my bff and ask what it was called cos i hadn't had it in about a decade and the best i could come up with was "long boi artichoke"

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mouse in the corner sounds so much nicer than fly on the wall. (I keep imagining the church mice from Disney's Robin Hood!)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you have a sleeveless shirt, it would be arm holes, right?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are roundabouts everywhere in Britain and circling is the perfect translation

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