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Safety should always come first! Whether you’re crossing the street or tearing down a wall in your kitchen, you better take precautions to ensure that you don’t end up losing a limb. And even if you’re hiring someone else to do construction work in your home or office, it’s a good idea to make sure that they’re actually a professional…

If you’re wondering what can go wrong when you hire someone who’s not concerned about safety, all you need to do is visit the Engineer Zamora Facebook page. Below, you’ll find some of the most shocking photos and fails from this account that features builders, contractors and more who seem to love living on the edge. Enjoy scrolling through these photos, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you want to put on a hard hat!

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Two engineers on a construction site, one pulling the other's shirt, highlighting a humorous engineering mistake.

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Steve Robert
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After the ambulance left, Carlos was wondering if buying work clothes off of Temu was worth the savings.

Riley Quinn
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's hope it's the same sturdy quality as Hulk Hogan's at the Madison Square Garden Trump rally.

pineapple87
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we talk about the fact that those two walls are not attached to one another?

Christine Wild
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2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sure that you’ve heard this before… But this is why women live longer

Roester
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is so wrong, everyone knows that you hang on to the belt loop.

Nevid
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I witnessed my cousin's husband climbing on a barrel to place christmas decorations up high, on the 7th floor of their building. He told me "grip me by the belt to catch me if I lose balance". But I weigh 60kg and he looks like he weighs 90kg. If he fell, I would just have fallen with him. He wouldn't listen to my objections. Fortunately he didn't fall, but let's say my grip on his belt wasn't very tight.

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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is professionalism at it's zenith compared to how I DIY.

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    The Engineer Zamora Facebook page is dedicated to sharing “random posts related to engineering,” according to the account’s description. Almost every photo has the caption “Another satisfied client” attached to an image of a horrific job. But clearly, lots of people online have found this page amusing, as it has amassed an impressive 73K followers in less than 3 years.

    While we hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these hilarious photos, you’re probably also very glad that none of them were taken in your home. When it comes to home renovations, many of us like to believe that we’re Bob the Builder and capable of accomplishing them ourselves. But the reality is that it’s usually much safer and smarter to hire a professional engineer.

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    #4

    Engineer balancing precariously on a ladder between stair railings, showcasing questionable decision-making.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...stupid, but workable. once there's weight on it, that ladder isn't going anywhere....if you're mindful.

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    According to Complete Building Solutions, there are plenty of scenarios where you’ll want to call in a residential structural engineer. If you’re doing any major renovations, such as adding a room or building a deck or sunroom, it’s imperative that you consult with a structural engineer. They can help you figure out if you need to check the soil around your home, water management in your yard, the strength of your home's foundation and more.

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    And if you’re building out from your house, an engineer will need to create a foundation plan detailing where the load will be carried and account for environmental loads such as wind, thermal and seismic. It’s crucial that you have these details worked out by a professional, so your building permits are approved. Plus, you want your home to be safe, don’t you?

    #8

    Car door with unconventional doorknob labeled "open," highlighting unusual engineer solution.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...be rilly impressed they figure out how to remote lock/unlock it..

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    If you’ve decided that your home simply isn’t tall enough and you’d like to build up, this is another great time to call in a structural engineer. In this case, the professional will run calculations to make sure that the floor joists and foundation of your home won't crumble from taking on additional weight. 

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    But even if you want to build a detached addition to your home, such as a shed or guest house, it’s a good idea to consult an engineer. They can assure you that your building site will be fine and help you create a plan for the new foundation. 

    #10

    Poorly constructed wooden beam in an attic, showcasing questionable engineering skills.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....when you got passed ahead on shop math, and you really shudnt have been..

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    If you’re determined to take the reins when renovating your home, it’s important to be aware of the most common mistakes people make to ensure that you avoid them. According to Jeff Melanson at Melanson Homes & Renovations, the first place people often go wrong is by having unrealistic budgets and timelines. Understand that almost everything will cost more and take longer than you expect. Do plenty of researching before starting your process, and never assume that something will be a simple, easy fix. 

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    It’s also a common trap for homeowners to choose the most affordable contractor and materials they can find. This penny pinching can come back to bite you when things start falling apart or taking months longer than anticipated. Melanson recommends asking plenty of questions in the beginning of the process and meeting with several contractors to ensure that you get the best team and tools for the job.  

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    #17

    Misaligned staircase with railing blocking steps, illustrating engineering oversight.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...didn't I try to tell you the Hadron Collider was a bad idea, Mel? Didn't I? "..a tear in the fabric of the multiverse," I believe I said. Well, melVIN???

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    Underestimating safety risks is a huge mistake that homeowners often make during renovations. From working with toxic chemicals to using tools that could slice off a finger, it’s important to always take the necessary safety precautions and understand your limits. Just because a man on YouTube said that “anyone could do it” doesn’t mean that you’re actually capable of knocking down a wall or retiling your kitchen. 

    #20

    Apartment balcony with unevenly placed solar panels, highlighting questionable engineering decisions.

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us you have a marijuana growing plant in your flat, without telling us....

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    Finally, if your home is a construction site, you probably don’t want to be living there. Melanson says that living in a house that’s being renovated means constantly losing power or water and dealing with an endless amount of dust and noise. Figure out somewhere else that you can stay to make sure that you can keep your sanity!

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    We hope you’re getting a kick out of these engineering fails, pandas! Keep upvoting the photos that you find particularly shocking or hilarious, and let us know in the comments below if you’ve ever seen a job that deserves a spot on this list. Then, if you’d like to see even more construction fails, we’ve got the perfect list for you to check out next right here!

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    #27

    Cracked wall near window, humorously fixed with tape strips, highlighting questionable engineering solutions.

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    Steve Robert
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not going anywhere, said Tom, as he ran away as fast as he could.

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    #29

    Door hinge poorly secured with mismatched screws, highlighting not all engineers exhibit smart solutions.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...obvs ran out of screws, or it'd be a little better secured..

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    #31

    Ceiling with misaligned lights, illustrating not all engineers ensure accurate design implementation.

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    Steve Robert
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick a banana on top using duct tape, and you have a$1.6 million dollar work of art.

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    #33

    Misaligned kitchen cabinets showcasing engineering mishap.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....landlords have *so* many problems (like trying to get ahead on properties they can't really afford, poor bastards)...can't we just appreciate the half assed s**t they do, while charging top dollar?

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    #39

    Electrical outlet partially blocked by countertop, illustrating a common engineering mishap.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...cutting electricity usage by a fourth, since 2021: Allston Brothers Electric

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    #40

    Unusual staircase design challenging traditional engineering ideas.

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    Verena
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some old, very old, houses connected to form bigger appartements. For those who admire the outsides of the buildings of old cities in the Netherlands: This is what you get inside, in a good 30% of the cases. Plus staircases which look like ladders.

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    #42

    Poorly designed sink faucet with water spilling outside the basin, highlighting not very smart engineering.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like somebody took parts from different faucets, threw them together and installed it in a very bad way.

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    #46

    Engineers building a crooked brick wall, showcasing questionable construction decisions.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crinkle-crankle walls. "The sinusoidal curves in the wall provide stability and help it to resist lateral forces, leading to greater strength than a straight wall of the same thickness of bricks without the need for buttresses": https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crinkle_crankle_wall

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    #47

    Elevated tiled bed platform in a room with cleaning tools, showcasing quirky engineer design choices.

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    Diolla
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've slept on concrete beds, they are common in some African places. It's cheaper than metal and does not get eaten by termites. But you do need some form of mattress on top.

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    #48

    Light switch awkwardly installed on the edge of a door frame, showing a questionable engineering decision.

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    #49

    Gas stove installed incorrectly over an oven, showing a common engineering mistake.

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    Steve Robert
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " Measure twice..". Oh what the hell. Just eyeball it. How bad could you be off?

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    #51

    Engineering-Fails-Pics

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    Steve Robert
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During Covid, toilet paper became so valuable, people would keep theirs in a locked safe next to the toilet, with only the owners knowing the combination.

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...next time you think you're talking to Jessica online? Keep in mind, Larry's just having some s****y fun with you..

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...wait. they conquered gravity? how did I miss that?!?

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...nope. not a single reason for regulations, or regulatory agencies with teeth.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm. You can't even use it with the pipes running through it. You can't pick it up to pour and I don't see any valves to get the water from.

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    Will Cable
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the thing I hate to see in home, exposed pipes for central heating and also in bathrooms...NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....when they decommissioned an air force base, a privately owned company got ten years tax free just for moving in and occupying the old main warehouse...and making money hand over fist, mind. I came aboard in their fourth year, became their Safety and Occupational Health manager in their fifth. Just about five months into it....I realized half the fire alarms in a plastic factory were inoperable...and completely half the overhead sprinkler system was also inoperable. The folks doing the inspecting half a*s things real often...

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I used to think a small magazine rack was self indulgent. what do you think their personal record was, hours and hours spent...

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    axle f
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...the house of Toyota. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here..

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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Potatoes contain acids, which start a reaction allowing electrons to flow between two metal points. The potato acts as a salt bridge that connects the anode and cathode, releasing salt ions to help generate electrical energy.*

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    LB
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a bike shop or enthusiast or something. Not a fail.

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