Instead of a nose, an elephants trunk that reaches to the floor. Or a prehensile monkey tail which is dexterous enough to hold objects and shopping, also strong enough to support your weight, should you choose to hang from a tree?

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The monkey tail because its so much more useful and easier to hide should I be the only one.

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Mantis_shrimp(they/them)๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๏ธโ€
7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just replying to cover up the troll pretending to be Nathaniel, have a nice day ๐Ÿ˜Š If you want to be confused then just read the comments on the troll's post.

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Can I chose not to have either? Cause a seagull with a monkey tail or elephant nose would most certainly be held in some freak show and I kind of enjoy my freedom :)

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Nathaniel (He/Him) Cis Het.
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a monkey tail you could hang off the edges of boats and reach down with your beak, catching fishies! No need to exhaust yourself flying about all day just for some lunch.

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Monkey tail, that would be fun

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