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Lying seems to come naturally to some people. They’re not bothered by the outcomes, even if it’s their health that might be affected. For example, when people think it’s a good idea to lie to their doctor. They also ignore the fact that even if the medic buys it, their test results might end up revealing the truth. And still, some people stick to their untruthful ways.
Medical professionals revealed some of the most foolish things patients have lied to them about to the ‘Ask Reddit’ community. Redditor u/KyeLindsay asked them to share their stories and they didn’t hold back from doing so. Their examples discussed everything from lying about one’s age to trying to cover up stab wounds as the most bizarre of incidents. Scroll down to find the stories in their own words.
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#1
Woman comes to emerg with complaints of vaginal discharge and discomfort.
Pelvic exam initially reveals significant yeast infection, but there appears to be a foreign body in her vagina.
“Is there something stuck inside?”
“No, I don’t know what’s in there…”
Speculum examination reveals a very soft mandarin orange, peel still on.
“Oh, that! We heard it would improve our fertility…”
You can’t make this s**t up.
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#2
Not a surgeon or doctor, but an Anesthesia Nurse/ OR Nurse...
But a mom directly lied to us about her 12 year old pre ENT surgery.
We always confirm with the pacient and legal guardians all the pre surgery check up:
Name
Age/date of birth
Any past medical history
Common medication, and medication took in the last 24h
Surgery proposed
Last time you eat or drink anything
The thing is in the last item of the check list the mom lied... Her answer "no he doesn't eat anything since yesterday", the kid confirmed. Note that it was 4 PM.
Outcome:
Surgery went well, no problems. When comes the time to remove the tube... The kid starts vomiting tons of rice and beans... When I say tons I mean at least 1kg of said food.
The kid aspirates part of the food against our best efforts... We aspirate do everything we can including a broncofibroscopy.
Everything ends up ok, the kid survived, no further complications and recovered to full health in only 2 days.
When confronted about the lie, and explained how her son could have died, the "Karen" mom said "what could I do?! He was ungry and eats like a bull! Who am I to say he can't" We all lost our pacience and just said "HIS MOM!!! , he could and was close to dieing because of this"
Conclusion: Please take the fasting period, and pre surgery recommendations seriously, any doubt be honest with your health team.
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago (edited)
My chick needed general anesthesia when she was only a year and 3 months old. She had been without food or drink for hours already and her procedure kept being delayed hour after hour. It was heartbreaking, because when I tried to comfort her it was even worse as she could *smell* the milk when holding her to my chest. And she didn't understand why I didn't give her anything. But I held out, because I KNOW dying of aspiration would be far, far worse than this!
#3
"Do you have any medical problems?"
"No"
"So no diabetes?"
"No diabetes"
"What medications are you taking?"
"Metformin. For my diabetes."
I facepalm every time
#4
In the ER, 4 am, teenage girl and her parents arrive, she's been constipated for days and no poop has come out at all. I was busy so I ask the nurse to check if the patient indeed has poop and needs an enema. So a rectal exam is needed. A few minutes later the nurse urgently called me. When we uncovered the girl (she had tons of clothes) we just saw this cute little head popping out. A baby on the way.
' why didn't you tell us that you were pregnant?' I asked
"I'm not pregnant" she kept saying while I was cutting the umbilical cord
She lied to her parents (don't know how to this day) the whole pregnancy. She lived with them. I had to explain everything to the parents. They didn't have a clue and judging by their face, I believed them.
#5
I fell down onto my couch and a cucumber was sticking up between the cushions. It went right in.
Vic 1 year ago
If I was the doctor, I'd respond: Stop watering the cucumbers with Viagra induced water. The cucumbers should be lying down, not upright..
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Sad Quokka 1 year ago
'i was going to use the banana for scale but I slipped and landed on it'
JM 1 year ago
I've always kept my cucumbers in the couch cushions and have never once fell or sat on one. Some people are just clumsy!
Deborah B 1 year ago
How about saying "This is embarrassing to admit, but I was experimenting with prostate massage. The cucumber/dildo/bottle is stuck." The medical staff don't care about your sexuality, they are already 100% sure you put that thing up there, and why.
Aisling Raye 1 year ago
Exactly this. We can all make a well educated guess about what really happened. If you work in the ED long enough, you'll eventually see pretty much all of it, so trust me when I say that no one is judging you. If anything, I'm usually more impressed by some of the ingenuity/creativity than anything else.
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Leo Domitrix 1 year ago
Right up there with "I swallowed my toothbrush". No, you were purging. Just .... Yeah, just don't try.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
I know those new sofas with the built-in salad bars are awful trendy, but they need a warning label or two.
MagicJacket 1 year ago
"Well," said the doctor, "I would be inclined to believe you, if said foreign object did not have a condom on it."
Austin Sauce 1 year ago
I mean we’ve all kept well-greased cucumbers sitting between our couch cushions before, but why are you sitting on the couch naked is my question.
Mabelbabel 1 year ago
Also-I was doing the hoovering, got too warm so got undressed and then accidentally fell onto the end...Or, I was showering in the bathroom and got out but slipped onto the loo brush handle. Or, I was peeling potatoes in the kitchen and it was warm so I got undressed, but then I dropped a potato and fell on it while I was trying to pick it up. 3 excuses heard by a friend of mine in the last few years. Honestly, nobody cares how it got up there or what you do to get your jollies, they just need to know what it is and how long it's been there as that might change the way it needs to be removed, so don't spend time worrying about an explanation.
Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago
But doctor, that isn't a cucumber. The end broke off the aliens probe.
Tucker Cahooter 1 year ago
If only he hadn't been wandering around the house in the nude...I hope he remembers to keep his clothes on in future.
Jessica Bertram 1 year ago
because...cucumbers just amble over into the parlor and sit themselves on the couch, eh?
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Strega Nonna 1 year ago
A surgeon once told me that during his residency at a Naval Hospital, a young marine was brought into the E.D. with a bottle of Old Spice stuck in his r****m. When asked for details, he told the doctor that he was taking a shower and slipped right over the bottle of Old Spice. Yeah, their first question was the same as mine: Why would a bottle of after shave be in the shower? This same surgeon said that people would be shocked at what is found in bodily orifices and the accompanying stories. When people are embarrassed they make up all sorts of stores.
Virgil Blue 1 year ago
Worked as security at the ER of a hospital for a while and the ER staff shared that they got an amazing number of "slipped and fell on a phallic vegetable or house item of their choice".
Moezzzz 1 year ago
Had someone come in with a vase up there. He was in tears when we told him he could NOT have it back, as it was going to end up being medical waste (he needed surgery because the genius stuck it in opening first, creating a suction). I had to tell a 60 yr old man about finding safe "toys" and that the internet has lots of sites that will even deliver in discrete packaging.
Labellesouris 1 year ago
My favorite was the guy with the lightbulb stuck a few inches in his r****m. Enlightening case...
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Der Kommissar 1 year ago (edited)
Patient; I have a vacuum cleaner hose up my butt. ER Doctor; how did it get up there? Patient; I put a vacuum cleaner hose up my butt
glowworm2 1 year ago
What was the cucumber doing in the couch cushions anyway? That's where loose change and remote controls go!
Seamus Crumley 1 year ago
Go to the doctor only when you are absolutely sure it's not coming out. NO doctor will believe that story. Couch grown cucumbers?
#6
Had a patient show up the ER with a wound to the back of her head.
I say, “Hey Ms. X, what happened?”
“I don’t know, I picked up chicken from the gas station and went to bed. And this morning I noticed I was bleeding”
I start inspecting the wound. Looks like it tracks pretty far, and there’s this strange cotton-like material sticking out that is also tracking too deep to visualize. I press her some more about the circumstances because my ER Doc spider sense starts going off.
Me: “Were you assaulted? Did someone harm you? Were you in a car accident? Did something fall on you”
Patient: “No. I just went to bed. Maybe I got up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom”
Finally I decide to send her through the Donut Of Truth (aka get a CT scan) of her head before me and my trusty scalpel start seeing where this trail of mystery cotton leads.
The lady had a bullet lodged up against her skull bone.
Still don’t have an answer to the cotton, but I’m guessing the gun fired through some cloth.
When I told her she had a bullet in her head her response was “Oh. weird” and then she went back to playing candy crush on her phone.
#7
Once I asked a patient if he had done any surgeries in the past and he said no. When we did a CT abdomen he had one kidney and signs of scarring, so I went back to ask what happened to the kidney. He said he has no idea and started winking at me and sweating. I took the hint and came back later when he was alone, turns out he sold his kidney because he lost a lot of money gambling.
#8
One dude lied about being paralyzed after a lumbar puncture. Get a call from nurse patient says he can’t move legs following a lumbar puncture (spinal tap). I called the team that did the procedure and they assured me there was no indication of this sort of injury happening during the procedure but agreed with my plan to get an urgent MRI. I go to examine him and nurse says she thinks he moved one of his feet. Next thing I know he says he can actually move his legs again but they are feeling weird. Then this weird feeling turns into intense pain and he asks for intravenous narcotics (dilaudid). I tell him no because this story makes no sense.
By god it was a miracle I tell you when this man walked himself right out of the hospital after I refused the iv narcotics.
Also, the MRI was normal.
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
Drug addicts come up with all sorts of plots to get their stuff administered
#9
“I haven’t had sex in five years”
-woman who was actively in labor in the ED.
#10
Honestly the "dumbest" lies are the one people who lie about how much alcohol or other drugs they use. Alcohol and benzodiazepine withdrawal can kill you, and if you use opioids from the street than you likely have a higher tolerance and may need more medications in the hospital so be honest, I truly don't care how much you drink/ use, I just don't want you to get worse for something we can plan for and prevent.
#11
When I was a Peds nurse, I had a super trashy lady come in with a 2 year old. She said the baby wasn’t eating or drinking anything. We admit the baby and legitimately start getting concerned because the food trays aren’t touched, no wet diapers, not drinking her juice, etc. Weigh is staying the same though.
The pediatrician asked me to sit outside the room and watch through a cracked window shade (that looked into the room). So I watch and this mother is shoving pizza and soda down this baby’s throat, the baby obviously has no interest for the mashed potato’s/chicken on her tray because she’s stuffed on junk food. The mom would change the diaper and hide it instead of leaving it to be weighed.
It was so bizarre and she completely denied doing it even though I saw her. Poor baby.
#12
Nurse here. The absolute dumbest thing patients have said...and to be fair this was the patients parents since I was in Pedi but still dumb AF and caused no end of grief trying to unspin it.
I was rooming patients and I went to the full lobby and called the next one in by last name. They stand up and mom and dad bring the little girl back. I'm rooming them, take the vitals, review purpose of visit, make some adjustments to the chart, update their pharmacy and allergies and go out and let the pediatrician know they are ready.
The pediatrician goes into the room and come out like 3 minutes later and says...that's not my patient, where is my patient? I'm like wtf? I go in and ask the parents and no in fact they were not the patient. I'm like why did you say you were someone you were not? They simply said they didn't want to wait so they just came back.
We had to completely unspin all the changes to the chart and had to get legal involved to make sure there were no HIPAA violations, which fortunately, there weren't. I'm fascinated that people can collectively think...yeah, let's do this, no one will know. Like, how does that even play out in their minds?
#13
Dad is a physician and has a million funny stories. He told me this one from a few decades ago:
Had a patient come into the ER with a towel over his groin, covered in blood. Claimed he was cutting vegetables in his kitchen and the knife slipped. Dad takes a look and the guy is butchered down there. Had to call a urologist in the middle of the night to consult.
Guy eventually confesses to trying to give himself a circumcision because he didn't want to pay the $200 it would have cost. Urologist was able to help save... 'him', but it cost a helluva lot more than $200 for emergency penis surgery.
#14
I have one right now.
60 year old male hospitalized for an infection following a spinal fusion. He had surgery to remove the infected hardware, and has a cervical collar (neck brace) to stabilize his spine and a treatment plan that says to keep it on 24/7 for 4 weeks. It’s been 16 days and he removed it Sunday night. When confronted he told me that he had cleared it with his surgeon and told them he had removed it. He had not. I explained that he has an extremely unstable spine and the wrong move could result in irreversible quadriplegia, to which he responded, “I don’t think that’s going to happen. Even if there’s an explosion I’ll hold real still.”
On the phone with his sister, shouting into the speaker, he said, “well I took it off because it was so uncomfortable, at first my neck was real stiff but I shook my head a few times and something in there broke loose. It feels much better now.” While his nurse and I stared at each other in silent horror.
Rebelliousslug 1 year ago
I am currently in need of neck surgery. I have had 3 and the thought of the period of wearing a neck brace 24/7 for several weeks after surgery honestly gives me panic attacks because it is absolutely miserable. Eventually I’ll have to face that, but I will hold out as long as I can. (Also the brutal pain afterwards is another deterrent)
#15
I'm just a med student but a doctor shared this with us, she's a gynecologist and this women came to her complaining about how she hasn't gotten her periods in few months and well she was showing menopausal symptoms and in fact she looked almost 50 but she kept saying she's only 30 and she can't have menopause. It has a funny ending, when the doctor asked if the women had a kid and she said yes he's 27 y/o. Idk why people lie about their age but this was a funny story for the whole class
#16
Dude came in asking for a second vasectomy. It’s been 10 years since his first vasectomy with numerous sperm counts all being zero throughout the years. He now has a new baby. His sperm count is still zero and wants the vasectomy “fixed”. Didn’t know if he was lying to himself or not.
#17
“Do you smoke cigarettes?”
“No, I quit!”
“When did you quit?”
“This morning”
#18
Part of my job is dealing with medical records- my favorite part is when you are reading the doctors notes and you can tell they are fed up with the patients b******t from their tone.
“Patient in for routine colonoscopy, asked if solids consumed in 24 hrs prior, patient confirms no. In process of procedure, several dozen kernels of corn are discovered in colon and cannot continue. Patient specifically instructed not to consume corn beforehand as this happened prior visit.”
Vix Spiderthrust 1 year ago (edited)
Before patients could access their own notes, medical personnel had common abbreviations for patients' b*llshit. The most common was MOB - Moaning Old Bastard
#19
Their age. Had a woman say shes 30 when she clearly didn’t look it. Oh well I move on to other questions. Look at her files and lab reports have her real age on them. 41. Like y tho? What difference does it make lying to healthcare staff? This is health related, not ur tinder profile. Nobody gon see this n go I aint dating an old lady. Btw she was married with children.
Phillip Moderow 1 year ago
Doc writes: "Nobody gon see this n go I aint dating an old lady." ... pairs well with "What's Wrong with Today's Society".
#20
Occupational physical.
Have you ever had surgery?
No
Reveal chest. Ziper scar from a CABG.
Oh, yeah forgot about that.
(Forgot about a heart bypass)
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
They were under general anesthesia when it happened, so that's understandable /s
#21
1. Patient says to me; I was outside gardening while naked and I slipped. That’s how a massive potato ended up in my a*s.
Anybody want fries while he is waiting to get it removed?
2. How did you get that stab wound in your abdomen? I put a knife on the kitchen counter and forgot it was there. Then I walked into it.
3. Me - Have you had anything to eat or drink today prior to your surgery?
Patient- No (…with a half eaten candy bar in front of them).
Me - Are you sure? Because if you have, you could vomit upon going to sleep and it could enter your lungs, causing you to die.
Patient - then yes I have, I had half that candy bar.
4. This one guy repeatedly used to come in saying he hadn’t s**t in 7 days. This would usually necessitate a rectal examination with a finger. Thats why he kept saying it. Patient used to come in every time the new doctors rotated in, who wouldn’t be wise to his tricks.
5. One guy came in feigning unconsciousness. Did not respond to even the most painful of stimuli (some of these were pretty painful). Did not budge. We were talking amongst ourselves about intubating him. He then opened his eyes and said “they did that last time, I didn’t like it”.
Feathered Dinosaur 1 year ago
That guy with the rectal exam, urgh. They shouod use this metal device (like tongs? Don't know the English word) for such examinations on him from then on. But he probably likes that, too...
#22
I spilled all my adderall down the sink…again…twice in one week…of finals week at uni…
#23
My little brother was a nurse for about a decade. He has said many times that people stick anything up their butts. From lightbulbs to hairbrushs to a golf shoe. And at first it's hilarious. Then after a year or so it's not funny because you've seen way too many distended buttholes.
Then after a decade or so it starts to get funny again because you think you've seen everything and then one day a 45 year old man is driven to the hospital by his wife and he has a golf shoe up his a*s and he told his wife that he and the boys were golfing and he slipped in the locker room and it got rammed up there completely disregarding the fact that the part of the shoe that is inside him is covered in Vaseline...
#24
1) A patient arrived with a bandage on his head saying he had fallen from his bed and injured it. After 1h in the waiting room, after removing the bandage, I could see part of his brain. Dude was in debt with drug dealers and was dragged through a highway tied to a car.
2) A middle aged man who lied about not taking viagra during a heart attack. This is a big problem because the medication we use may interact with the blue pill and worsen the condition. A high price to pay in order to defend some dumb idea of masculinity.
A girl 1 year ago
Commenting here because..so many "lie to medico" posts. My brother was a stoner and an alcoholic. He was also a hypochondriac. My advice was "Tell The Doctor Everything You Take". It matters so much. Even his colonoscopy protocol was altered to allow for his lifestyle. Anesthesia can kill you in general. Times 100 if you're not honest about your self medication.
#25
Paramedic but this is a good one. We got called for “a man running down the street covered in blood.” While waiting to see if the cops found him, an off duty cop stopped by us and said he was looking for a guy who was breaking into an RV storage lot, and said he pumped 2 rounds of bird shot after him as he ran away. Nobody was found, so we headed back to station.
5 hours later we were called to a man who said he was in a car accident and had 80 pieces of bird shot in his back and legs.
#26
Anything, to be honest. I honestly don't care what you do or don't do. Usually if I'm asking it's because it matters for your health care and if you lie about it all you're doing is putting yourself in danger.
As a more real example, I've had a post transition transgender patient lie about the sex they were born with. I understand it's hard to deal with a lot of the medical community that can be judgemental, but this patient ended up having prostate cancer. Only found out after we scanned them.
Another one lied about having prior back surgery before I was about to send them for an MRI. Did a physical exam and saw the scar. Asked again and they just said they didn't feel it was important and didn't want me to assume it was related to previous surgery. They were there for back and abdominal pain.
Lord Mysticlaw 1 year ago
Unfortunately a lot of transgender people (and their families) don't know this. But when youre talking to a doctor or hospital, ESPECIALLY in an emergency, it's very very important for them to know which sex you were born as. They don't care how you identify, they care about what organs and hormones you have so that they can know what to look for and give you the correct diagnosis. Of course it would help a lot if people stopped using sex and gender as synonyms... but just a PSA for all the trans pandas 🏳️⚧️
#27
Patient: “I haven’t drank alcohol in months!”
Patients family: “It’s true I’ve been with her the whole time.”
Me: “Ma’am your alcohol level is 325.”
Patient: “Impossible! I would never lie to you!”
Jill Hojnacki 1 year ago
Quite possible to test drunk without having consumed alcohol if you have auto-brewery syndrome. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK513346/#:~:text=Auto%2Dbrewery%20syndrome%20or%20gut,oral%20cavity%2C%20or%20urinary%20system.
#28
Adherence to medical treatment when I have literally pulled their pharmacy records and know they haven't picked up their medications in over a year...
#29
Guy came in for a wound on his lower leg that he said came from a biking accident. X-ray revealed a bullet inside his ankle joint. The wound was from shooting himself by accident while holding a gun. Still don’t know how he didn’t fracture anything.
#30
A common one is about their smoking. Smoking is an enormous risk factor for fracture nonunion, meaning a fracture that doesn’t heal. When I walk into a nonunion patient’s exam room and it smells like a cigar den, I know they smoke. But they’ll tell me they don’t right to my face. Before signing them up for revision surgery I’ll commonly order a urine test for nicotine metabolites. Often it’ll turn out positive and suddenly surprised pikachu face.
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What do you think ?
Lord Mysticlaw 1 year ago
Just don't lie to your medical professionals, OK? It's for your own good.
Leo Domitrix 1 year ago
I can't pick a dumbest from anyone, but possibly anyone coming in with bloody froth in their cough in 2020 and saying it wasn't Covid?
Aisling Raye 1 year ago
Exactly why you ask when they last took a Covid test and not if they've had a positive Covid test. They figured out pretty quick that saying you haven't had a positive test is technically not a lie if you've never taken one. TBH I didn't think any Covid deniers were smart enough to put that together, so I guess good on the ones that tried it for having more than two brain cells. ¯\(°_o)/¯
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 1 year ago
I guess those guys who keep asking the doctor/nurse over and over again what is wrong with them, as they cannot breathe, because they refuse to believe it when they are told that they are currently dying of Covid, is a really sad example of what the combination of stupidity, misinformation misunderstanding and conspiritoral thinking can do a human... and the worst part is that somebody knows how strong this mechanism can be and exploit it for personal gain. It could for example be a poletician who has spotted that critising the vaccines gets him a crowd of followers, while he secretely has had them himself.
Louise Clarke 1 year ago
My mom's friend worked is a doctor and worked there in the 80's and the amount of guys coming in with pain from wearing pants that were too tight and a lot of them had socks in their crotch area. The funniest one was a guy with a banana in his pants like 🍌
Greenmantle 1 year ago
The probably just wanted someone, ANYONE to look at it
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Jon Steensen 1 year ago
I once heard a story (I know, hearsay, but this is not an important forum anyway) about a doctor panicking when a patient said "yes" to being allergic to latex when going in for an operation. Latex is commonly used in operationg rooms for stuff like gloves, tubes, etc. and dealing with patients allergic to that stuff requires a lot of extra proceedures and another operation room especially dedicated to that to be used, as it can potentially be life threatening. When chatting with the patient afterwards she said "I really hate the feeling of latex gloves"
Austin Sauce 1 year ago
I had a patient in the middle of the covid epidemic that needed to go down for a CT. “I’m here to take you for your CT.” “Great, let’s go!” “Alright, I’ll just have you put on this mask for the trip.” “Oh no, no mask.” “You have to, everyone does.” “I ain’t wearing no mask, I ain’t a sheep, I’ll die on this hill.” “Why do feel you deserve special treatment?” “This isn’t special treatment.” “Literally everybody in this hospital has to wear a mask except you? By definition that’s special treatment.” “Like I said, I’ll die on this hill.” “Ok, well I’ll let your doctor know you’re refusing treatment and delaying your own care, bye.” 30 minutes later I’m called back to the room. “Ready to put that mask on” *grumble grumble* He kept pulling it down past his mouth just to be a jerk. Oh well, Darwin has probably already caught up with him.
Mary Rogers 1 year ago
When covid hit, I was really amazed and disappointed to see how many of my fellow citizens were just totally selfish a******s.
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Lauren W. 1 year ago
Had a patient who smeared his feces all over the walls of his room and then looked me dead in the eye and said he honestly had no idea where it came from and that it was probably already there and that I just hadn't noticed before. Note: He did have a psychiatric illness, but he was still very much aware of what he did. Had a slender, 65+ yr old woman complaining of chest pain try to deny over and over that she'd ever had a boob job. She obviously had these old silicone implants that had become rock hard and the skin of her breasts, nipples included, were just loosely sagging off of this matched pair of softball size lumps. This was discovered to be the source of her pain, yet she continued to deny that she had implants and was convinced her breasts looked totally normal.
Josey Griffin 1 year ago
I find it very difficult to believe how stupid people are and continue to be so stupid. How they continuosly put things up inside their bodies, for sexual gratification. These people breed and duplicate more stupid people.
John Beck 1 year ago
Whenever I have a new Doctor I tell a joke to see if we will be able to communicate: When they ask if I smoke I reply: No, but I am thinking of starting "Why would you want to start smoking?" "I hear I can add ten years to my life when I quit!" (pause, then chuckle so they know I'm joking and not simply a moron). If they laugh, too, I know we can have a working relationship - if they give me an "Old Fashioned Look" I know I have to shop around for another Doctor.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
John, I think you should be grateful you have the chance to 'shop around'. Some people are very grateful to get to see a Dr. Any doctor.
Load More Replies... Pizza Lover 1 year ago
I actually saw this post on reddit, but for some reason it's funnier when I read it on BP
ggus44 1 year ago
Ok, the stories about the people with stuff up their bütts are always funny! Don't lie to the doctors, they know how the stuff got in there!
Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 year ago
In sometimes it's for even stupid or reasons then you think
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The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
Hospitals and doctor visits are stressful and people aren’t at their best when stressed. Also, doctors aren’t always as clear as they think they are when they ask questions.
Leo Domitrix 1 year ago
So, lie away, but don't yell about doctors if it has consequences. I admit freely your doc was out of line, but from a medical perspective, so are you for thinking it's irrelevant. Do you know how many things can be ruled out if we know about allergies or medication use? ....
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Lord Mysticlaw 1 year ago
Just don't lie to your medical professionals, OK? It's for your own good.
Leo Domitrix 1 year ago
I can't pick a dumbest from anyone, but possibly anyone coming in with bloody froth in their cough in 2020 and saying it wasn't Covid?
Aisling Raye 1 year ago
Exactly why you ask when they last took a Covid test and not if they've had a positive Covid test. They figured out pretty quick that saying you haven't had a positive test is technically not a lie if you've never taken one. TBH I didn't think any Covid deniers were smart enough to put that together, so I guess good on the ones that tried it for having more than two brain cells. ¯\(°_o)/¯
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 1 year ago
I guess those guys who keep asking the doctor/nurse over and over again what is wrong with them, as they cannot breathe, because they refuse to believe it when they are told that they are currently dying of Covid, is a really sad example of what the combination of stupidity, misinformation misunderstanding and conspiritoral thinking can do a human... and the worst part is that somebody knows how strong this mechanism can be and exploit it for personal gain. It could for example be a poletician who has spotted that critising the vaccines gets him a crowd of followers, while he secretely has had them himself.
Louise Clarke 1 year ago
My mom's friend worked is a doctor and worked there in the 80's and the amount of guys coming in with pain from wearing pants that were too tight and a lot of them had socks in their crotch area. The funniest one was a guy with a banana in his pants like 🍌
Greenmantle 1 year ago
The probably just wanted someone, ANYONE to look at it
Load More Replies... Jon Steensen 1 year ago
I once heard a story (I know, hearsay, but this is not an important forum anyway) about a doctor panicking when a patient said "yes" to being allergic to latex when going in for an operation. Latex is commonly used in operationg rooms for stuff like gloves, tubes, etc. and dealing with patients allergic to that stuff requires a lot of extra proceedures and another operation room especially dedicated to that to be used, as it can potentially be life threatening. When chatting with the patient afterwards she said "I really hate the feeling of latex gloves"
Austin Sauce 1 year ago
I had a patient in the middle of the covid epidemic that needed to go down for a CT. “I’m here to take you for your CT.” “Great, let’s go!” “Alright, I’ll just have you put on this mask for the trip.” “Oh no, no mask.” “You have to, everyone does.” “I ain’t wearing no mask, I ain’t a sheep, I’ll die on this hill.” “Why do feel you deserve special treatment?” “This isn’t special treatment.” “Literally everybody in this hospital has to wear a mask except you? By definition that’s special treatment.” “Like I said, I’ll die on this hill.” “Ok, well I’ll let your doctor know you’re refusing treatment and delaying your own care, bye.” 30 minutes later I’m called back to the room. “Ready to put that mask on” *grumble grumble* He kept pulling it down past his mouth just to be a jerk. Oh well, Darwin has probably already caught up with him.
Mary Rogers 1 year ago
When covid hit, I was really amazed and disappointed to see how many of my fellow citizens were just totally selfish a******s.
Load More Replies... Lauren W. 1 year ago
Had a patient who smeared his feces all over the walls of his room and then looked me dead in the eye and said he honestly had no idea where it came from and that it was probably already there and that I just hadn't noticed before. Note: He did have a psychiatric illness, but he was still very much aware of what he did. Had a slender, 65+ yr old woman complaining of chest pain try to deny over and over that she'd ever had a boob job. She obviously had these old silicone implants that had become rock hard and the skin of her breasts, nipples included, were just loosely sagging off of this matched pair of softball size lumps. This was discovered to be the source of her pain, yet she continued to deny that she had implants and was convinced her breasts looked totally normal.
Josey Griffin 1 year ago
I find it very difficult to believe how stupid people are and continue to be so stupid. How they continuosly put things up inside their bodies, for sexual gratification. These people breed and duplicate more stupid people.
John Beck 1 year ago
Whenever I have a new Doctor I tell a joke to see if we will be able to communicate: When they ask if I smoke I reply: No, but I am thinking of starting "Why would you want to start smoking?" "I hear I can add ten years to my life when I quit!" (pause, then chuckle so they know I'm joking and not simply a moron). If they laugh, too, I know we can have a working relationship - if they give me an "Old Fashioned Look" I know I have to shop around for another Doctor.
Mary Peace 1 year ago
John, I think you should be grateful you have the chance to 'shop around'. Some people are very grateful to get to see a Dr. Any doctor.
Load More Replies... Pizza Lover 1 year ago
I actually saw this post on reddit, but for some reason it's funnier when I read it on BP
ggus44 1 year ago
Ok, the stories about the people with stuff up their bütts are always funny! Don't lie to the doctors, they know how the stuff got in there!
Cerridwn d'Wyse 1 year ago
In sometimes it's for even stupid or reasons then you think
Load More Replies... The Starsong Princess 1 year ago
Hospitals and doctor visits are stressful and people aren’t at their best when stressed. Also, doctors aren’t always as clear as they think they are when they ask questions.
Leo Domitrix 1 year ago
So, lie away, but don't yell about doctors if it has consequences. I admit freely your doc was out of line, but from a medical perspective, so are you for thinking it's irrelevant. Do you know how many things can be ruled out if we know about allergies or medication use? ....
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