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We’re always told by kind and caring teachers that “there’s no such thing as a stupid question.” And while this sentiment can be helpful in classrooms to ensure students feel safe, there comes a point in our lives where we learn that there actually are dumb questions. And we should probably keep them between us and Google…
One curious Reddit user recently asked others to share the dumbest things they’ve ever heard people say, and boy, did they deliver. From ignorant assumptions about history to blatant medical misinformation, there’s no end to what people will say stupid things about. Enjoy scrolling through these replies that might make you feel like a genius, and be sure to upvote the ones that make you facepalm!
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#1
That there's no difference between turkey and ham because "they both come from birds."
I guess pigs really do fly in their world.
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#2
"My chiropractor can cure autism with his bare hands and some essential oils." Too bad her chiropractor couldn't cure stupid.
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 1 year ago
Is this my mom in the post? She loves her chiropractor and thinks she can cure everything. I get stress/hormonal migraines and my mom keeps insisting her chiropractor will "cure" them. My mom will also insist that her "ribs" will "get out of alignment" and that chiropractor can "pop them back into place". I try telling her that are ribs are FIXED IN PLACE in our ribcage and if a rib is "out of alignment", that means it's BROKEN, and she'd an ER visit, not a chiropractor appointment.
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Zelda McLink 1 year ago
A chiropractic said he could cure my T1 diabetes with 'adjustments'. What, you gonna adjust my pancreas?
Caroline Kimber 1 year ago (edited)
I was told by an old colleague that lemon water will fix my arthritis and my bipolar.....I'll stick to seeing my doctor, thank you.
Heidi Gerloff 1 year ago
If they believe both (1) that autism can be easily cured (and needs curing) and (2) that autism is caused by vaccines (autism is NOT caused by vaccines), why are they so hesitant to vaccinate? Give a shot and go to the chiropractor after. Maybe that should be a new campaign to convince antivaxxers to rethink their stance!
Diemond Star 1 year ago
I had a chiropractor tell me he could cure my epilepsy at my first and last appointment.
Megan Romero-Herman 1 year ago
Chiropractors can help for physical things.. that doesn’t make them an idiot
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 1 year ago (edited)
I wish chiropractors could cure stupid, and if they could, I’d wish all idiots would have back problems
DetongLhamo 1 year ago
I went to a chiropractor once. He molested me. Turns out he assaulted lots of other women as well and fled the state but ended up being caught and imprisoned.
Megan Romero-Herman 1 year ago
Absolutely has nothing to do with vaccines!
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Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago
Maybe your chiropractor hit your head instead of your spine a few times
Lakota Wolf (she/her) 1 year ago
A "real" chiropractor? They're all snake-oil merchants. It's not "real" medicine. Chiropractors aren't real doctors. Chiropracty is essentially homeopathy/essential oils.
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This involves a conversation with a guy I used to work with who was trying to lose weight so he was cutting down on pasta.
Him : I've been doing pretty good, haven't had pasta in 2 weeks.
Me : That's awesome, what's that you got in your hand there?
Him : Mac and Cheese.
Me : I thought you said you haven't had pasta in 2 weeks?
Him : I haven't, this is Mac and cheese.
#4
I was microwaving some food, I hit the 1 so it would automatically cook it for a minute. My friend asked “Why did you put it in for a minute? I usually put mine in for 60 seconds”. I had to explain to him that it’s the same thing. We were in high school.
Robert T 1 year ago
Dumb, but I can understand the pack saying 60 seconds, and I can understand that some microwaves will let you enter 60 seconds, or 1 minute. The one that knows it is a minute is being more efficient in the number of buttons they have to press. Not knowing that 1 minute is the same as 60 seconds though....
#5
I was talking with a man from Pakistan and he asked me what my core beliefs were. I said my core beliefs were rooted in science and he responded with ‘OH SCIENCE, so all you care about is plastic surgery boob jobs.’ He took the entire field of science and labeled it as ‘boob jobs’.
#6
Was on the bus headed to class in Honolulu, a Southerner got on and asked the driver,
"Do y'all take American Dollars?"
The driver pointed at the American flag sticker on the window and with extreme exasperation said,
"You're in America."
Noname 1 year ago
Years ago, I lived in Hawaii and when I moved back to the mainland, it took me a couple of months to get the plates on my car changed to the state I had moved too. More than once, people would see my Hawaii license plates on my car and ask me how I got the car to the mainland, to which I'd explain that I'd taken the toll bridge, and that it was a b*****h to do because it took 8 hours, there's a toll booth every 30 miles that required exact change, and only 2 rest stops along the way. The looks on their faces was priceless! (of course, I had the car shipped, but that's not a fun story, is it?)
#8
*a new hire at the cotton mill that had dropped out of school to go to work*
"How long do we get off for spring break?"
#9
Someone in our group lost a flip flop in a river, we watched it float down stream.
Another person in our group said to be patient because it’ll eventually do a full loop and come back.
#10
"Salmonella is only caused by salmon. You're a chef you should know that"
Holy Shimmering Sheeps541t 1 year ago
Campylobacter is caused by tents. Listeria is caused by people making lists or leaning sideways.Norovirus is caused by people in boats not rowing.
#11
You can't get pregnant if you are on top
#12
I dated a girl who thought sea horses were the size of regular horses. She was so disappointed at the aquarium
Moomin from Denmark 1 year ago
To be honest: when you see pictures of seahorses, there's never a banana for scale
#13
"I'm allergic to oxygen."
I asked if they meant to say 'oxycodone' and they insisted, no, they were allergic to oxygen.
#14
When I was working a customer service job a lady was verifying her serial number and said Z as in xylophone. My brain literally shut off for about 10 seconds.
#15
“Well she never got pregnant before” after his gf got pregnant and after asking my friend why didn’t he use protection.
#16
"Its forbidden to smoke indoors now, but immigrants are allowed to live!"
She was dead serious.
I am hardly ever speechless, but that was one of these rare occasions.
#17
A manager at my old job thought Alaska was an island next to Hawaii, because that's what it looks like on a map.
Also asked me one day if you could get an std from breathing the same air as someone with an std.
There were more but I can't remember the rest.
And this person was in charge...
#18
“You have your facts and I’ll have my facts”
#19
These fireworks are wet. I'm gonna dry them off in the microwave.
#20
“I don’t have a girlfriend because females are too intimidated because of my career.”
He was an assistant manager at Outback Steakhouse.
#21
“What year did this happen?”
We were watching the Lord of the Rings
#22
"This steak tastes just like beef"
#23
If you drink a coke & then a diet coke, the sugar cancels out.
#24
I knew someone who thought the sun and the moon were the same thing. She was 18 and just graduated high school.
#25
I didn't take the promotion, because I would be paying too much in taxes.
Snorkeldorf 1 year ago
Many people don't realize that if a raise puts you in a higher tax bracket you will only pay the higher rate on the money earned that pushes you into the higher tax bracket. You owe in your original tax bracket on what you're paid before you hit the higher tax bracket. Taxes get so flipping complicated. If this person didn't understand that it would have been advantageous for them to talk to someone who did.
#26
“People in England knew about the Queen’s passing before we did (Americans) because of the time difference!”
Meaning that because of the time difference, English people are somehow 6-8 hours AHEAD in the future??
StrangeOne 1 year ago
I always make that joke, and thinking about time is a brain f**k. Once you realize that we're all living on this big rock and that everyone's position in relation to the sun is just that, the where you are. And Earth isn't a time machine. I actually confused myself thinking about it.
#27
Years ago, I found myself watching MTV “Street Smarts” with a man I had recently met. The question asked on the show was to put these events in chronological order from oldest to most recent, the events were: Civil War, Man on the Moon, Ice Age. I laughed, I joked what a ridiculous question it was, he didn’t seem the least amused, so I asked him, you know this, right? He replied, “I’m not good with dates”
#28
Asked for diet water on a plane
#29
I was solving a Rubik's cube and a guy asked me how many sides it has and if I can make them all blue
#30
I dated a girl who thought “the hole in the ozone layer are where the space shuttle come through to land.”
What do you think ?
Will Cable 1 year ago
The worry is that some of these people are in a position of power, the educational system has a lot left to be desired and WTF is wrong with these people, is sense a thing of the past!!!
David A Paterson 1 year ago
You can't talk of "the educational system" because it's different in every country. In some countries, children only get minimal schooling, and sometimes not even on the American language! Common sense has never been common.
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Darryl Martin 1 year ago
It's depressing that examples of human stupidity no longer surprise me. They worry me...but they don't surprise me.
Otis B Driftwood 1 year ago
The good news is that I no longer feel dumb. The bad news is that I had an aneurysm reading these stories.
Ronnie Beaton 1 year ago
A guy I worked with last year, young, in his early 20s, and he was adamant that "the Jews invented taxes".
Pauline Perry 1 year ago
I work in an audiology clinic. We sell hearing aids. A client once asked me what the difference was between the battery operated and the rechargeable hearing aids. 😳
David A Paterson 1 year ago
Thanks BP for finding such real examples of dumb. Only one wasn't dumb (it was deliberately stated ambiguously) and only one was due to a common temporary brain malfunction.
The Redhead 1 year ago
I work as a shipping clerk one of the rules is you must get a copy of every drivers license, or photo ID. Had a driver come in one day & flat out refused to let me make a copy of his license, so I had to get my manager involved (no ID no load). He argued with my manager saying we were going to steal his identity. Finally he handed over his military ID (retired). I looked at it and said "sir this has your social security number on it." He then said in all seriousness "if you were steal my identity from my military ID then it would be a federal crime." 🙄
Amelia Jade 1 year ago
Federal law prohibits unauthorized copying of the military ID. He should know that.
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David A Paterson 1 year ago
I think not. Well, I am, but that's a different matter.
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Jaclyn Steinmacher 1 year ago
Three women are sitting in an OB office. One says "I was on top so I'm having a boy" Next one says "I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl" Last one starts sobbing uncontrollably "I...I'm.....having puppies!"
Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago
If you don't mind me asking, why didn't you just type this emoji😂? This is an actual question I'm not trying to be rude
Load More Replies... Will Cable 1 year ago
The worry is that some of these people are in a position of power, the educational system has a lot left to be desired and WTF is wrong with these people, is sense a thing of the past!!!
David A Paterson 1 year ago
You can't talk of "the educational system" because it's different in every country. In some countries, children only get minimal schooling, and sometimes not even on the American language! Common sense has never been common.
Load More Replies... Darryl Martin 1 year ago
It's depressing that examples of human stupidity no longer surprise me. They worry me...but they don't surprise me.
Otis B Driftwood 1 year ago
The good news is that I no longer feel dumb. The bad news is that I had an aneurysm reading these stories.
Ronnie Beaton 1 year ago
A guy I worked with last year, young, in his early 20s, and he was adamant that "the Jews invented taxes".
Pauline Perry 1 year ago
I work in an audiology clinic. We sell hearing aids. A client once asked me what the difference was between the battery operated and the rechargeable hearing aids. 😳
David A Paterson 1 year ago
Thanks BP for finding such real examples of dumb. Only one wasn't dumb (it was deliberately stated ambiguously) and only one was due to a common temporary brain malfunction.
The Redhead 1 year ago
I work as a shipping clerk one of the rules is you must get a copy of every drivers license, or photo ID. Had a driver come in one day & flat out refused to let me make a copy of his license, so I had to get my manager involved (no ID no load). He argued with my manager saying we were going to steal his identity. Finally he handed over his military ID (retired). I looked at it and said "sir this has your social security number on it." He then said in all seriousness "if you were steal my identity from my military ID then it would be a federal crime." 🙄
Amelia Jade 1 year ago
Federal law prohibits unauthorized copying of the military ID. He should know that.
Load More Replies... David A Paterson 1 year ago
I think not. Well, I am, but that's a different matter.
Load More Replies... Jaclyn Steinmacher 1 year ago
Three women are sitting in an OB office. One says "I was on top so I'm having a boy" Next one says "I was on the bottom so I'm having a girl" Last one starts sobbing uncontrollably "I...I'm.....having puppies!"
Lemme get the lemons 1 year ago
If you don't mind me asking, why didn't you just type this emoji😂? This is an actual question I'm not trying to be rude
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