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People Are Sharing Dumb Things They Did As Kids And It’s Amazing That Some Of Them Are Still Alive
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Kids can find some incredibly random things to do! Which, when you think about it, isn't such a bad thing. Experience is the greatest teacher of all, and getting yourself into sticky situations when young can give you a lesson in life that you will never forget. As long as your death wish lets you make it through to adulthood in one piece of course!
Twitter user @MotherOfDoggons asked people to share some of the stupid things they did as kids, and some of the real stories will make you wonder how these funny kids managed to survive this far. From starting fires and stabbing themselves for attention, to eating grass to prove that they are part horse, let's just hope that these crazy kids have learned from their hilariously stupid experiences. And if not then hey, at least they have funny things to tell. Scroll down below to check out the funniest tweets selected by Bored Panda, and share your own stories in the comments!
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Night Owl 5 years ago
Were you in a cartoon so you confused those two? 😺 PepeLePew4...f4340a.jpg 
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CrazyCatLady 5 years ago
Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).
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Wanda Queen 5 years ago
Well, to be fair, the whole "you have to wear clothing to preschool" rule is pretty dumb....
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Lily Mae Kitty 5 years ago
I went through a short phase where I was pretty sure I could fly if I just tried hard enough. I gave it up pretty quickly when none of my flying experiments worked.
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Josefine Andersen 5 years ago
i once walked home from the mall. alone. i was five. my mom had the police come to the mall looking for me. that was not my first or last disappearing. but definitely my worst
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Benjamin Boysley 5 years ago
When I was in my first year of school, I got curious about the dangly bit at the back of my throat (uvula), so I stuck my fingers in to touch it and instantly projectile vomited across the large desk the whole class was sat around. On the plus side, I got a day off school.
Nikki D 5 years ago
I would have repeated that stunt until they figured it out!
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Lauren Cole 5 years ago
Ate mothballs. Got my stomach pumped. Ate poisonous mushrooms. Got my stomach pumped. Ate my grannies pain meds. Got my stomach pumped. Doctors started asking my parents if they loved me ...
Sophie Warner 5 years ago
My ex did this with laburnum seed pods (poisonous plant, seed pods look like pea pods) twice as a kid! The second time he got his friends involved. The other parents were unimpressed to hear it wasn't the first time & it was a while before he was trusted around his friends again!
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diane a 5 years ago
A couple of days after seeing Mary Poppins at the cinema I jumped off a wall with an umbrella above my head to see if I could float gently down to the ground like the character. I couldn't. Luckily the wall was only about 5 ft.
Vlad Horobet 5 years ago
Did the same with a ladder. I was climbing higher, the higher the heights the higher the chance to actually float, right? Nope. I ended the day after I crashed so badly that my knee hit my chest and I couldn't breath anymore. It took me about 8 years to learn humans can't fly. Go figure.
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Benjamin Boysley 5 years ago
When I was in my first year of school, I got curious about the dangly bit at the back of my throat (uvula), so I stuck my fingers in to touch it and instantly projectile vomited across the large desk the whole class was sat around. On the plus side, I got a day off school.
Nikki D 5 years ago
I would have repeated that stunt until they figured it out!
Load More Replies... Lauren Cole 5 years ago
Ate mothballs. Got my stomach pumped. Ate poisonous mushrooms. Got my stomach pumped. Ate my grannies pain meds. Got my stomach pumped. Doctors started asking my parents if they loved me ...
Sophie Warner 5 years ago
My ex did this with laburnum seed pods (poisonous plant, seed pods look like pea pods) twice as a kid! The second time he got his friends involved. The other parents were unimpressed to hear it wasn't the first time & it was a while before he was trusted around his friends again!
Load More Replies... diane a 5 years ago
A couple of days after seeing Mary Poppins at the cinema I jumped off a wall with an umbrella above my head to see if I could float gently down to the ground like the character. I couldn't. Luckily the wall was only about 5 ft.
Vlad Horobet 5 years ago
Did the same with a ladder. I was climbing higher, the higher the heights the higher the chance to actually float, right? Nope. I ended the day after I crashed so badly that my knee hit my chest and I couldn't breath anymore. It took me about 8 years to learn humans can't fly. Go figure.
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