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Kids can find some incredibly random things to do! Which, when you think about it, isn't such a bad thing. Experience is the greatest teacher of all, and getting yourself into sticky situations when young can give you a lesson in life that you will never forget. As long as your death wish lets you make it through to adulthood in one piece of course!

Twitter user @MotherOfDoggons asked people to share some of the stupid things they did as kids, and some of the real stories will make you wonder how these funny kids managed to survive this far. From starting fires and stabbing themselves for attention, to eating grass to prove that they are part horse, let's just hope that these crazy kids have learned from their hilariously stupid experiences. And if not then hey, at least they have funny things to tell. Scroll down below to check out the funniest tweets selected by Bored Panda, and share your own stories in the comments!

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S.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course that's dumb. You should've used the Johnson's Baby Shampoo one.

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CrazyCatLady
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha, I always got Play Dooh for Saint Nicolas at my school. My mother dreaded that time of year. Because for some (creative) reason I always smeared the stuff in the living room carpet. As I also loved to make drawings on the bottom of the plate that was our salon table, instead of using the blackboard. I probably found drawing while laying on the floor more relaxing. And drawing gnomes on (again) the carpet in our living room was also my speciality ( in all shades of pink & purple).

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Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least you proved your classroom has well working safety in its electric infrastructure....

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Night Owl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An very young rebell. I wonder the what you came up with as a teenager or was your rebellious phase already over by then

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Noez
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lost it at "I calmly told an adult the microwave blew up" 😂 😂

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Night Owl
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, you did what she asked of you and listened to her 🤷

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Wanda Queen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, to be fair, the whole "you have to wear clothing to preschool" rule is pretty dumb....

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Arietis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do children have such a strong death wish? Is there any other animal out there who has to constantly save its young from killing themselves?

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Lily Mae Kitty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went through a short phase where I was pretty sure I could fly if I just tried hard enough. I gave it up pretty quickly when none of my flying experiments worked.

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Josefine Andersen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i once walked home from the mall. alone. i was five. my mom had the police come to the mall looking for me. that was not my first or last disappearing. but definitely my worst

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Night Owl
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, so that's one of the backstories of pencil scars from a previous post here on BP

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Parents shouldn't leave the fish tank "open" when there are little kids around

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