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30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box
“Women are responsible for men’s loneliness epidemic.”

My dudes: Go get yourself a friend, a hobby, a dog. Your relationships, entertainment, and play dates are not our responsibility.

Final score:

222points

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xolitaire 2 months ago

Awww, these poor men. Sadly, women have the right to look at you and decide: "NO. That is not a person I want to spend time with." Sucks, huh?

109points

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Have a misogynistic coworker who claimed the male lions do all the hunting, because he couldn't stand the idea of a female anything being better.

anon , Charl Durand / pexels Report

Final score:

207points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

How do people that dumb live to adulthood?

124points

germane_switch , Jakayla Toney / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The US has “never been a racist country” is up there. Leaving out the fact that the civil war was fought over slavery is pretty stupid too.

Final score:

198points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

The USA was born a racist nation. Slavery is a black mark on our history that can never be cleansed.

105points

SadlyNotDannyDeVito , Sora Shimazaki / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "Healthy women don't get periods."

Final score:

194points

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zububonsai 2 months ago

Oh. Okay, that's really bad.

135points

AlgorithmOmega , Kervin Edward Lara / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Windmills cause cancer.

Global warming isn’t real because it’s cold outside.

Final score:

186points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

Some people actually think that windmills are stealing the wind and that's why the world is getting warmer. I wish I was making this up but that stupid is a congressman for the state of Georgia.

147points

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The vaccine can't survive 24h outside the fridge, and our body is not a fridge, so the vaccine can't last more than 24h in our body."

It took me 10second to even comprehend and recover from the stupidity of the statement.

Keysrin , Thirdman / pexels Report

Final score:

175points

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Twilight 2 months ago

This is how dumb humans can be.

63points

Persephone2009 , Christian Reinke / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box The earth is flat and only 6000 years old.

Final score:

167points

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troufaki13 2 months ago

Does earth really exist? 🤔🤔

71points

JHKtheSeeker , Cedric Fauntleroy / pexels Report

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "American Healthcare has some issues, but it's still the best in the world" some ignorant redneck to me, a literal nurse working in an American ICU while he accumulates tens of thousands of dollars in medical debt

Final score:

167points

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Twilight 2 months ago

Australia is so much better

51points

ZijoeLocs , Leeloo The First / pexels Report

#10

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "You shouldn't speak Spanish if you're not Mexican"

- a customer who got mad at me for helping another customer in Spanish

Final score:

165points

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Kira Okah 2 months ago

Spain called, they are having issues now because they can't speak Spanish due to not being Mexican.

237points

#11

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The center of the Galaxy and the earth are aligned! We so are in the end times!"

To which I responded, "two points are always aligned, it's called a line!"

He was super religious by the way...

TheEPGFiles , Pixabay / pexels Report

Final score:

154points

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Sofia 2 months ago

show him how the center of the clock is aligned with the numbers

57points

#12

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If we're going south, how are we going uphill?"

AnimatedHokie , Nans 82 / pexels Report

Final score:

151points

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Twilight 2 months ago

This is by far the most dumb thing i have ever heard.

78points

BrunoVI 2 months ago

I have to tell you; I grew up where the North was hillier. Even though in no way could I rely on North = up, I had a good instinctive sense of direction. Then I moved to a place where South was uphill and it completely screwed up my sense of direction. I just couldn't develop the instinct to override the base-level presumption that North was up.

7points

M O'Connell 2 months ago

This isn't normally a conscious sort of thing. I tend to think of far-away things as being largely West of where I am, mostly because I grew up with Lake Michigan to the East of me, so all trips start in a westerly direction in my head, regardless of where I am starting from.

3points

Robert Millar 2 months ago

But, but, but, look at the map. Down is down isn't it?

2points

RosenCranzLives 2 months ago

I use it all the time. I did fairly well with Orienteering in Basic, so I try to keep all the best dumb as heck jokes in my repertoire.

1point

Guy-Incognito 2 months ago

More common than you think. 😔

1point

TheGoodBoi 2 months ago

It's entertaining stupidity! I just want to laugh at this point.

0points

robin aldrich 2 months ago

Whaaaaaat?? you mean South isn't downhill?

0points

HTakeover 2 months ago

"I always like going South, somehow it feels like going downhill." - Treebeard

6points

Fora Nakit 2 months ago

I always think of the South as "down" but not "downhill". I'm curious about what do Australians consider "down". Any Aussey pandas here ?

2points

Phantom Phoenix 2 months ago

Aussie here. South is down. North is up.

5points

InfiniteZeek 2 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG I can't

1point

Stardust she/her 2 months ago

I had this misconception cleared up when I was 6. How can adults like this exist?

1point

Nancy Parker 2 months ago

Unbelievable.

0points

Anne Roberts 2 months ago

Some people are too dumb to exist

0points

MushroomHead22 2 months ago

just wait until they get to the top and tell them about north and going down.

0points

Miles Mawyer 2 months ago

Another flerfer it sounds like. For some reason some flat earthers think that North is up. They just can't think in 3D.

0points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 2 months ago

Had a coworker tell me rivers should not flow from South to North because South is "lower" than North on the globe (at least he was not a flat earther) and water is only supposed to go downhill. Still wonder if he was joking or not.

0points

Andy Frobig 2 months ago

Much as I enjoy seeing people be stupid about politics, this is a refreshing change

0points

BMXemplary 2 months ago

Instantly fūcked by a valley!

0points

Lyone Fein 2 months ago

whut?

0points

PrettyJoyBird 2 months ago

They must have been lost in the desert and had heat stroke poor soul.

0points

Hphizzle 2 months ago

Not totally uncommon. Had a professor ask the class to close their eyes. Then asks us to point east, then west. When asked to point north, a surprising amount of grad students pointed upwards. North south up down kind of run the same track in people’s minds.

0points

Doofnuts 2 months ago

Yeah, yeah, we're obviously supposed to be going downhill.

0points

Bored Seb 2 months ago

There is an ent who wants to talk with you :)

0points

Veronica Jean 2 months ago

...ok this wins. What?

0points

Regina Holt 2 months ago

I actually knew someone who said she thought that uphill meant north. Sigh.

0points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 months ago

(－‸ლ)

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

The REALLY stupid part about this is that the Earth IS BIGGER as you approach the equator. Because of rotation, the Earth's circumference at the equator is 40,075 km. It's only 40,008 km in a circle going through the north and south pole.

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

From the same stupidity that claims "all rivers flow south". I've lived in northern Canada. Trust me, the Mackenzie River (13th longest in the world) flows north, to the Arctic Ocean.

0points

Flopsy 2 months ago

Also how come some rivers can flow north?!?

0points

Scribe625 , Jess Loiterton / pexels Report

#13

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Had a friend insist Hawaii is a seperate country, not a US state. (We're both Americans) I'm still very embarrassed that we both attended the same high school.

Final score:

144points

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PattyK 2 months ago

Must have been one of those people who insisted Barack Obama wasn’t American because he was born in Hawaii.

122points

Nervous_Chipmunk7002 Report

#14

In the middle of a "Bill Gates created Covid to microchip us" (which itself is pretty up there) rant: "He tested it in Africa. There were no diseases in Africa until Bill Gates went there and started spreading them"

Final score:

141points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

This some Alex Jones stuff. It has to be.

85points

Inner-Management-110 Report

#15

I was talking about how terrible the homeless situation in America is and my step mother said "well It's mostly brown people and that's what they get for coming here illegally". All I could do was lol and say you need to quit watching Faux news 24/7. The struggle is real people.

Final score:

136points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

No idea where you would get this idea. I live in Portland Oregon and I'd say about 80% of the homeless folk I see on a daily basis are white born free American citizens.

95points

JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH , LightFieldStudios / envatoelements Report

#16

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “The way you’re raised has nothing to do with the way you turn out”

- my mom to me when I called her out on her behaviour

Final score:

134points

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Gabriele Alfredo Pini 2 months ago

Kinda like saying that the big five fingers welt on your cheek has nothing to do with the slap I gave you earlier...

67points

Remote-Direction963 , Pixabay / pexels Report

#17

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "If you don't have children, God will punish you".

Final score:

133points

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Sergy Yeltsen 2 months ago

Of course. Because then the priests miss out.

159points

sodapaladin , Nothing Ahead / pexels Report

#18

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box “If China’s been around for so long, how come they never invented anything?”

If it were a genuine, ignorant question, that’d be one thing, but it was rhetorically asked as if to say China’s never accomplished anything. Baffling.

Final score:

133points

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Charlie the Cat 2 months ago

Just Googled it. China has been the source of many innovations, scientific discoveries and inventions. This includes the Four Great Inventions: papermaking, the compass, gunpowder, and printing (both woodblock and movable type).

78points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#19

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "pseudoscience is still science"

ewing666 , Polina Zimmerman / pexels Report

Final score:

130points

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Savahax 2 months ago

Hahahaha!!!

63points

CakeLikeLadyGaga , Wendy Wei / pexels Report

#20

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Coworker: "If vegans care about animals so much, and they eat all the vegetables, then all the animals who eat vegetables will go hungry"

He genuinely thought it was some gotcha about vegans and I had to jump out of the argument for a minute to be like "wait is that actually something you think could happen?" Apparently we're competing with rabbits in a zero sum game of who can eat the most carrots

Final score:

129points

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Sofia 2 months ago

whispers: and rabbit doesnt eat carrots

64points

Feanlean , cottonbro studio / pexels Report

#21

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box Heard from a guy I was working with over the weekend. He was on the phone with his mom.
"Im not even going to vote. I just hate politics nowadays. Now if I say i hate black people, they say I'm a racist. What's so racist about that?!"

Final score:

126points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

The fact it is actual racism. Bro is describing actual racism.

78points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#22

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box On a conservative forum, some person was lamenting cost of his medical procedure AFTER insurance paid their part.

"I can't image how much it would cost if it were free!"

SnooMemesjellies7469 , Anna Shvets / pexels Report

Final score:

122points

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james stevenson 2 months ago

"I can imagine how much money I would have to spend if I didn't have to spend any money!"

56points

H010CR0N , Gustavo Fring / pexels Report

#23

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box That’s why you have autism!

Response to “Well I’m getting the vax being I don’t want to die”

My response to that was “I thought you get Autism **after** the vaccine?”

Final score:

111points

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Sofia 2 months ago

the original statement was that ONLY mpr vaccine caused autism. If you look datas, in japan there was a great reduction of mpr vaccines, if the statement was true you should have observed that the autism numbers should have decreased in proportion when it was not (they was in line with the normal trend)

42points

#24

“I’m not racist my dogs black”Heard it more than once. Abhorrent statement to make. And yes that is the first time I’ve used that word Abhorrent in a sentence, but needs must.

Dylman2310 Report

Final score:

109points

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L.V 2 months ago

What's sad is that black dogs and cats are less likely to be adopted...

68points

supercyberlurker , Christina Morillo / pexels Report

#25

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box I write software, had a boss with little technical knowledge for a bit.

He asked me to 'make the software do X or Y depending on what the user wanted when they clicked the button'. I asked what he meant, he got upset, told me it was simple. If the user wants X to happen when they click the button, do that! If they want Y to happen when they click the button, do that! At first I thought maybe he meant there was some other way to figure that out from context.. but no, ultimately he meant 'read the users mind and intent when they click the button'.

Final score:

108points

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Sofia 2 months ago

do it doesnt matter how long it will take. If you retire and is not done is not your fault...

27points

30 Of The Funniest Halloween Fails That People Couldn’t Resist Sharing

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#26

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box There was a certain politician that, speaking about some military business, said "I know more about that than the generals". He was wrong.

Upstairs-Radish1816 , August de Richelieu / pexels Report

Final score:

108points

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Kira Okah 2 months ago

...do you realise how little that narrows down the identity of the speaker?

81points

Past-File3933 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#27

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't get why they keep changing the all the sciencey facts in schools." - Some lady at a truck stop in Louisiana.

Final score:

104points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

Because Science adapts to new information and evidence. Dogma does not.

108points

#28

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box It's your duty as a woman to have a child and whether you want one or not, doesn't matter.

anon , Jonathan Borba / pexels Report

Final score:

98points

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Ba-Na-Na 2 months ago

Let me guess, said by either a male or a religious person or a female “brainwashed” by a religious person

96points

Charming_Wrapper , Alexander Grey / pexels Report

#29

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "I don't date people with pronouns"

*insert eyeroll.*

Final score:

96points

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 months ago

"I" don't date "PEOPLE" with pronouns.

45points

Sparkyninja38 , Tima Miroshnichenko / pexels Report

#30

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box "The Bible is historical fact and never contradicts itself."

"No matter where you are, you're always going North."

"You can't cook with gas."

"Cool ranch doritos are ranch flavored?!?" -Me-

Final score:

84points

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KDS 2 months ago

The Bible constantly contradicts itself.

63points

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Dream 2 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 2 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

I was watching "Schindler's List" with a friend. A half-hour into the movie she said "What war is this?" About an hour into the movie she said "You mean they were doing all of these terrible things to people just because they were Jewish?" She was a college graduate.

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 2 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 2 months ago

I once made a comment about a concentration camp only to discover that the person I was speaking with thought a concentration camp was somewhere you went to meditate. He was in his twenties and had never heard of them.

14points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 2 months ago

My roommate insists that ALL kittens are born with lice. Also, we had gotten a new kitten and I was trying to figure out how old she was. He told me she was 10 weeks because he saw her poo and kittens don't poo until they are 10 weeks old. LOL! He's pretty consistent with general stupidity.

5points

Headless Horseman 2 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 2 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 2 months ago

My sister-in-law once came up with a classic. Talking about someone she knew who had been in an accident, she announced, 'He was a vegetable. Like, literally a vegetable.' Actually, if he was literally a vegetable, he'd be, like, literally an actual vegetable. She's about as dumb as, like, a literal vegetable.

5points

Kerikat 2 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 2 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 2 months ago

Worked in a school and got into an argument with a teacher's aide - she thought Alaska was an island ... next to Hawaii ... a few miles off the coast of southern California. I had to get a globe out and show her where they were. This led to my realization that she also believed Canada was in Europe, Mexico was in South America, and the US was "just a big island" 🫣

4points

Richard Graham 2 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 2 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 2 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

Got a phone call. caller "What'cha doing?" "watching a movie." "what movie?" "North by Northwest." "Is it any good?" "It's great! A classic! One of Alfred Hitchcock's best work." "Who's Alfred Hitchcock?"

3points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 2 months ago

I once had a woman ask me for advice. She was planning to sell her house, and it needed new carpet, but she was concerned that people might not like the color of the new carpet. I suggested researching the cost of new carpet, and telling prospective buyers that she had lowered the price for the house to allow them to put in whatever kind they wanted. Her reply was "But what if I did that, and they bought the house, and then didn't get new carpet?" I believe that in her mind she thought she'd somehow be cheated if that happened.

3points

Debby Keir 2 months ago

Once sold a house with a swimming pool. Just before completion (UK) the buyer decided she didn't want a pool, and wanted £10k off so that she could fill it in. (We declined, and basically the sale did go through at the agreed rate)

3points

frank behnsen 2 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 2 months ago

The dumbest statement I've ever heard came from my mom. She asked if I was sad, and I said no. Then she said, "Good. We don't do depression". Like, what does that even mean? You think I WANT to be mentally ill?!

1point

Terry Rex 2 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 2 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 2 months ago

Oh my goodness! I hope you and your daughters are receiving love and care in your recovery from this horrible trauma?🫶 May the person who committed this despicable act be punished in a way that they deserve and no mercy given!

3points

Be_ Heard 2 months ago

I was very sheltered growing up and when i was in my early 20s I first saw the word 'misogynist' written down without much context and assumed it had something to do with massages 🤦‍♀️

0points

Natalie Kelsey 2 months ago

My husband and I used to play cards with another newly wed couple early in our marriage. Once I was the dealer and shuffled the cards a whole bunch of times. The other couple insisted that "if you shuffle more than three times, the cards will come back around" to the arrangement they were in when you started. My husband and I were baffled and asked them to clarify. They both insisted you couldn't shuffle the cards more than Three times or it was like you'd never shuffled them at all. Both people were masters degree students and otherwise quite intelligent. My husband and I still crack up about this situation 24 years later.

0points

Allen Packard 2 months ago

Another liberal echo chamber article, refreshing and thought provoking as ever.

0points

SDLT010 2 months ago

Why did half of the list get cut off? The cut parts were still pretty good.

0points

Arlene Harris 2 months ago

My dad told the story of why he divorced his first wife (in the 1950's, btw) because he was talking to her about this interesting book he read about the American Civil War and she just looked at him and said, "we won that one, right?" And he had three kids with her! One of whom is a perpetual stoner without a real job, one went AWOL from the army and disappeared, and the third one, well, her name is Karen, so... yeah

0points

Arlene Harris 2 months ago

however, Im not immune to stupidity either... I remember in Jr. High we were reading The Outsiders and we had to do a mock trial on the robbery scene and I was on the defense and something made me say "no one can steal that much stuff from a store, how could he carry it all?' without realizing that he robbed the store of money... yeah that's why I'm not a lawyer :-D

0points

SweetCheesySpaghetti 2 months ago

Worst I've heard: "Women who have c-sections aren't real mothers. If it didn't come out of your vagina, you are not a real mother."

0points

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Dream 2 months ago

No one mentioned this gem---"All I know about magnets is, if you put water on them, they don't work!"~ 3 guesses which orange faced criminal said this.

37points

Bored Trash Panda 2 months ago

Oh, did you hear the one about the boat, boat battery, and the sharks? If it wasn't so worrying that this man is running for president again, it would have been hilarious.

4points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

you forgot the injunction to inject bleach.

4points

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 2 months ago

(－‸ლ)

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

22points

Jessica SpeLangm 2 months ago

If her parents, school, or friends didn't talk about it, she didn't know all the facts. I say she's mostly innocent in her question if her upbringing supports what I said.

8points

roddy 2 months ago

14points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/cqx54e/south-park-concentration-camp

2points

Amy Manzanares 2 months ago

5points

Headless Horseman 2 months ago

5th grade student INSISTED that rain come directly from a "water tornado" in the ocean and it just shoots water into the air and it lands on us.

5points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 2 months ago

I don't know how old 5th graders usually are but assuming it's far too old to think this?!

1point

B 2 months ago

5points

Kerikat 2 months ago

Like a turnip?

3points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 2 months ago

i felt 34 braincells deteriorate today.

4points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

so few? I think I lost about 1000 smashing my head against my desk.

2points

Jenna Kay 2 months ago

4points

Richard Graham 2 months ago (edited)

Many United States maps have Alaska and Hawaii in a little box on the lower left. That is why a surprising number of people think Alaska is an island.

2points

James016 2 months ago

Reading these, the human race will never die out as we are too stupid to wipe ourselves out.

3points

Kerikat 2 months ago

A woman i knew years ago(she evidently must have had the IQ of a turnip) thought sugar and caffeine were the same thing.

3points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

3points

censorshipsucks 2 months ago

hmm yes you can have people who do not know who HK is, usually they will be younger. I personally have only seen one of his movies. So... ya. And I'm old.

2points

Papa 2 months ago

3points

Debby Keir 2 months ago

3points

frank behnsen 2 months ago

Amazing. Truly amazing. And also very shocking. By its “insanely insane” entries one of the weirdest topics on BP I’v read so far.

3points

ZuriLovesYou 2 months ago

1point

Terry Rex 2 months ago

A lot of stupid people in there.

1point

Magenta Blu 2 months ago

"I love you and will never hurt you" right.... And then sexually assault my daughters (4 and 6 yo) less than one year later.

1point

A C 2 months ago

3points