A brain fart is a brain fart is a brain fart. Nobody is immune to them. But having said that, these temporary blips can be really funny. When they're someone else's suffering, of course.
If you don't believe me, just take a look at the Twitter account -1000 IQ. It's sharing follower-submitted moments when people's brains stopped computing and pushed the poor folks into making a fool of themselves.
From sanding your car's tires for a smooth ride to claiming New York isn't part of the US, here are some of the funniest ones.
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When you are so stupid and confident (almost synonyms) you can't even see that you are being made fun of. Surprisingly, that's pathetic and hilarious at the same time.
There are plenty of concepts our brains struggle with, like four-dimensional hypercubes, quantum mechanics or an infinite universe. And understandably so. But as you can see from this list, every once in a while even the most mundane everyday tasks can leave us baffled. However, there are some things that (unexpectedly) mess up our cognitive abilities but manage to do so while slipping under the radar.
Doors. Remember the feeling you get when you walk into a room with some purpose in mind only to completely forget what that was? Well, psychologists at the University of Notre Dame have discovered that passing through a doorway triggers what's known as an "event boundary" in the mind, separating one set of thoughts and memories from the next, similarly to how exiting through a doorway signals the end of a scene in a movie. Your brain files away the thoughts you had in the previous room, and prepares a blank page for the new location. Mental event boundaries usually help us organize our thoughts and memories as we move through the world, but sometimes they can throw us off, too.
Beeps. From digital alarm clocks to smoke detectors, these sounds have practically become the soundtrack of the modern world. But we didn't evolve hearing beeps, so we struggle to make peace with them. Natural sounds are created from a transfer of energy, often from one object striking another. Think of a stick hitting a drum. In that case, energy is transferred into the drum and then gradually dissipates, causing the sound to decay over time. Our perceptual system has evolved to use that decay to grasp the event. To figure out what made the sound, and where it came from.
Beep sounds, however, are like cars driving at 60 mph which suddenly hit a wall, as opposed to gradually slowing to a stop. The sound doesn't change over time, and it doesn't fade away, so our brains are baffled about what they are and where they're coming from and can go into overdrive.
Wide open spaces. When people are traversing the desert or a thick forest — terrains without landmarks — people usually end up walking in circles. Experiments on blindfolded individuals revealed that when we lack external reference points, we curve around in loops as tight as 66 feet (20 meters) in diameter, all the while believing we are traveling in a straight line. Turns out, it isn't because one leg is longer or stronger than the other — wide open spaces simply throw the brain for a loop.
According to researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Biological Cybergenetics in Germany, loopy paths follow from a walker's changing sense of "straight ahead." With every step, a small deviation arises in the brain's vestibular (balance-maintaining) system or the proprioceptive (body awareness) system, and is added to the person's cognitive sense of what's straight. These deviations accumulate over time and send that individual veering around in ever tighter circles as time goes on. Interestingly, these little brain farts don't add up when we can regularly recalibrate our sense of direction using a nearby building or mountain.
To see some of these examples in action, check out these 31 times people had brain farts that resulted in funny communication fails.
At least the realized their mistake. That doesn’t happen very often.
Not only is that a hilarious joke, but the fact that it has two stars instead of one is brilliant. Like it was somewhat useful, but they just really didn’t like it.
red shirt represents management, yellow shirt represents workers; and the guy sitting up front is the CEO.
Mom was nurse. Raised to believe if I'm conscious, not gushing, and no bones show, I'm fine. So as I'm lying there in the ambulance a few years ago, with my arm looking like two letters S in a row... I apologized for being "dramatic". The EMT immediately said, "Nurse?" and I said, "My mom was," and he said, "Yep. Me, too."
I'd call this lesson learned, unless he really locked himself in the car and couldn't get out. In which case RIP prize plonker.
Its only equivalent if you have equivalent body mass --- 1h hot car for 10kg dog/kid isn't the same as 1h for an adult male. So... should keep stewing a bit more.
Load More Replies...YES! Did you see the Pawcademy awards this year? What an upset!
Load More Replies...I hope he meets the same fate as the "dramatic" babies and dogs
This one is satire. I think you might be having a brain fart moment if you can’t decipher that this one is satire.
This makes me think of the "Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches" video.
If this is for real, then I hope he meets the same fate as the babies and dogs
He looks like hes wearing one of those clear spa facd masked
Well... Funnily enough... There was a famous case of a woman being a chimera - she literally had non-matching DNA. They ended up proving the case by having the official in the delivery room, at the business end, took the DNA sample which didn't match (and that wouldn't even be the case for a surrogate pregnancy) and finally did additional testing to prove she was a chimera. Weird case. So, yeah, that one in some ludicrous number likely to be in the billions, DNA came back negative for mum.
The real -1000 IQ moments are when people start commenting, "I can't believe people are this stupid"
Agreed. Are people really not getting that most of these are jokes/trolls?
Load More Replies...The sad thing is, these are the people who are running America or are going to
Honestly, at this point I'm really starting to get mad about people who post things like this. It's really an overused joke that was never funny in the first place. It's not quite as bad as joking about our guns or healthcare or college, but its still really infuriating.
Load More Replies...Goddamn bored panda is recycling many jokes lately. Half those funny pages are just things we already saw multiple times.
The real -1000 IQ moments are when people start commenting, "I can't believe people are this stupid"
Agreed. Are people really not getting that most of these are jokes/trolls?
Load More Replies...The sad thing is, these are the people who are running America or are going to
Honestly, at this point I'm really starting to get mad about people who post things like this. It's really an overused joke that was never funny in the first place. It's not quite as bad as joking about our guns or healthcare or college, but its still really infuriating.
Load More Replies...Goddamn bored panda is recycling many jokes lately. Half those funny pages are just things we already saw multiple times.