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Let’s face it, parenting is one of the biggest challenges that we’ll ever have to face in our lives. It’s right up there alongside fighting off an alien invasion, surviving a zombie apocalypse, rocket science, and plugging in a USB cable on the first try. So it’s no wonder that most parents are less than perfect. In fact, it’s pretty much the norm.

However, they’re nowhere near the level that some of the parents featured on the ‘Parents Are Effing Dumb’ subreddit are. There, you’ll find some of the biggest fails that will make you gasp, shout “think of the children!”, and think about taking these people’s parenting license away. Remember to buckle up and upvote the pics that made your jaw drop as you scroll down the rollercoaster that is this descent into parenting weirdness.

When it comes to parenting, both extremes—absolute perfectionism/trying to be a ‘perfect’ parent and not trying hard enough—can be harmful to the family. And while it’s very clear what bad parenting is, perfectionism is more insidious and sneaky and can actually end up being just as harmful as actual neglect or ignorance, though in a very different way. We spoke about the pitfalls of this with an expert in the field of psychology.

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Ryan Deschanel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When I beat my wife, she bleeds and stains the carpet. How to prevent it?"

Raena Celis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I can't even believe there are people this dense. Be a parent, and teach your kids to respect animals, that hitting is not nice, etc. You know, do parent stuff

TmKhr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For f*ck sake teach your kid not to hit a dog. We have a 3yo kid and we've taught her not to hit dogs or cats.

Thomas Sweda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t have any more children, and don’t have any more dogs!

Dre Mosley
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when the dog gets fed up, and mauls their kid, they shouldn't be shocked. I hate when parents don't put their kid's bad behavior in check.

Byron Butcher
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe try TELLING YOUR F*****G KID NOT TO PUNCH THE GOD DAMNED DOG!!!!

Id row
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of these posts are going to make my blood pressure rise.

Luna Lovegood!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If all you plan on doing when you get a dog is to use it as a punching bag, DON'T GET A DOG1

sam puckett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe tell ur kid NOT TO PUNCH THE FREAKIN DOG!? kids think hurting a pet is entertaining and the parents thinks its entertaining to watch the kids harass the poor animal.

Kim Shannon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you ever think it's okay for your kid to punch ANYTHING, ever?

DarkAngelNic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people should never have kids or pets. Just be an idiot on your own.

Colin L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny story: my grandparents were horrible dog parents. Their dogs routinely barked madly at everyone, bit guests, and bit family members. As a young child, one of their dogs would routinely bite me on my face (they got this particular crop when I was 5). My mother would warn off the dogs doing this and my mom told me to hit the dog the next time she bit my face. I did.... and I got a spanking from my grandparents. (What I didn't hear until 30 years later was my mom yelling at my grandfolks for *both* the dogs and the spanking). So... maybe there is missing context here.

Smelli Mel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely agree! The growl was a warning when it really could of lashed out having no other way to communicate it's fear and pain. That's a really good dog. You should never allow a child to punch or hurt an animal! Teaching children at a young age to respect, love and care for animals is a huge step for them to respect and care for all living things when they're older.

Kotryna M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how you get stories where the dog attacks the kid and gets put down. Teach your kid how to act arround dogs.

TheDutchGinger
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a dog when my daughter was born. The dog and she were best friends. I always taught my daughter to be respectful towards animals. I said '' animals also deserve respect ''. I may have taught her a bit too well maybe though. One time when she was 8,we saw a brown rat got hit by a car and die. My daughter told me to get a box and a shovel. I asked her why. She said '' animals deserve respect too ''. Which to her meant the rat deserved a proper burial . So there I was, burying a rat next to a small bush. So the rats family would have a place to mourn and remember their deceased rat family member..

Kay blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think someone should take the dog away from them. They certainly don't sound like they deserve to have it.

Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They need parenting classes and animal training classes and someone to protect the child and dog from them.

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Cheryl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teach your child to stop hitting animals teach your child to respect animals

Covid Pan Demic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeh i would also think that teaching ur toddler wouldn't be a bad idea. Also, when they started saying that they were getting rid of the kid i was thinking they were suggesting get rid of the dog.

Anita Pickle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Teach kids basic respect! This is why society has no future. We are officially Idiocracy.

Celesta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's always been a rule in our house (even qhen we were the kids): If an animal bite/scratches you because you were messing with them, its your own fault and you aren't getting sympathy. A bandain and neosporin yes, sympathy, hell no.

Lynne Harbison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you dont teach the child respect for every living thing, he will be an entitled bully, despised by all. Rehome the dog to people who will care for it and love it..

Persp Gold
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

these are the type of parents that say "he's just a toddler, he doesn't understand"

François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the word "roddler" here is a typo, but I wonder if we could adopt it from now on as a synonym for "unfortunate child of assholes parents".

MaddyJas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait--so the baby hits the dog and all he does is growl? I'm surprised the baby didn't get his arm bit off.. Protect him! Teach him to respect animals!

deanna woods
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could get your kid to stop punching the dog. You could set some boundaries for your toddler instead of blaming the dog for getting upset.

wifeofweasley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tell your kid to not punch the dog? Or any other animal or human or living thing in general?!

Soulstice
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FYI Quora has a lot of fake troll questions because you get paid more if you get more answers and views

glorcomp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! This is insane! Teach you son how to be kind and nice! Poor animal!

AzKhaleesi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The real question here, is how can we insure that YOU don't have anymore children, and get the one you do have placed into a responsible family?

IDGAFabtUrFeelings
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I read s**t like this the first thing I want to do. Is punch that person in the face, break their nose and tie them to a chair....beat it into them that they are the ones wrong. Just talking about it something just isn't enough to address it.

Donna Baker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you stopped the kid from punching then the dog wouldn't growl. My goodness. This Parent needs basic training in how to teach your kid not to be a bully.

EJN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another person who doesn't have a clue what parenting is about...

Lovely_hobi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people need to educate themselves before deciding to educate someone else....otherwise it is embarrassing

Surinder Sekhon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why you THink YOur Dog Should not growl, You Should Teach YOur Kid not to punch the dog, Qther wise Dog Will BiteI think It iS a Better Chance Your kid will Understand quiker Than Your dOg can Understsng why not to growl @ your toddler, SO better teach your Toddler before you try to teach your dog not to growl @your Toddler

Luca Brasi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father Gary Seeley has been physically and mentally abusing me for the last 26 years. It started when i was 11. He dragged me off my bed by my leg while i was sleep. Once I hit the floor he picked me off the ground by my arms and began looking at walls to slam me against. He took me into the hall out of my bedroom and found the wall he was look for. He pinned me against the wall. My feet were off the ground atleast 18 inches and holding me up with his left hand he began DIGGING his middle knuckle into the middle of my chest. My father was so high on crack we had to go sell his Black Ford F250 to Goode Chevrolet because he said there was a bomb in the truck and someone was trying to kill him. He thought our Neighbor Mike P was trying to pump gas into the house to kill him. He thought there was a camera in his bedroom TV so people could watch him. He through my Nike watch out the window on I5 because he though i was wearing a wire. Gary Seeley also STOLE a large sum of money from hi

Luca Brasi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My father Gary Seeley has been physically and mentally abusing me for the last 26 years. It started when i was 11. He dragged me off my bed by my leg while i was sleep. Once I hit the floor he picked me off the ground by my arms and began looking at walls to slam me against. He took me into the hall out of my bedroom and found the wall he was look for. He pinned me against the wall. My feet were off the ground atleast 18 inches and holding me up with his left hand he began DIGGING his middle knuckle into the middle of my chest. My father was so high on crack we had to go sell his Black Ford F250 to Goode Chevrolet because he said there was a bomb in the truck and someone was trying to kill him. He thought our Neighbor Mike P was trying to pump gas into the house to kill him. He thought there was a camera in his bedroom TV so people could watch him. He through my Nike watch out the window on I5 because he though i was wearing a wire.

Susan Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Take the child to a psychiatrist before he grows up and becomes an adult sadist.

Chase Sisk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if a toddler punched me it would be hard for me not to want kick them in the jaw

Dorothy Cloud
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What will you do after the dog bites the child. Probably take it to the pound. Shame.......

Rainy Day Wolf
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's a very well behaved dog, I'd bite that son of a garbage human

Faith Nicole
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Train your damn kid! Do not punish dog as he's responding normally given the situation

R De Backer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always teach children respect from the very beginning, for all living things. Dogs are no punching bags. I feel like saying : next time your dog growls when the kid punches him, why don’t you punch the kid (not harder than he did to the dog) and ask him how he friggin likes it. But somehow I think it’s not good advice for parent nor child as you obviously omitted to teach it compassion and respect. Why else would you ask about stopping the growling instead of the punching. I feel sorry for the dog living in such circumstances.

Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can anyone advise getting rid of the kid? How about teaching the kid not to do it

glorcomp
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Acts of cruelty to animals are not mere indications of a minor personality flaw in the abuser; they are symptomatic of a deep mental disturbance. Research in psychology and criminology shows that people who commit acts of cruelty to animals don’t stop there—many of them move on to their fellow humans. “Murderers … very often start out by killing and torturing animals as kids,” says Robert K. Ressler, who developed profiles of serial killers for the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)

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I advise biting the toddler.

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    Emma Morton, a researcher at the University of British Columbia, explained to Bored Panda the pitfalls of perfectionist thinking and how it spreads to many areas of a person’s life, contributing to poor mental health and even depression.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You took away your 2 year old's IPhone? That is beyond cruel! How will he text his friends?

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    Ou Mama!

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i was about to comment "what do you know, maybe she's having a bbq with guests and she's in charge for the booze" THEN I SAW IT

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    #47

    Sad We Have To Create Something So We Don’t Forget Children

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    Katherine Boag
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you 'never understand' why people make mistakes, you're another reason why people think they could never make a mistake, don't use any kind of failsafe, make a mistake, and have dire consequences.

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    #48

    My Son Likes To Do Something He Likes And He Deserves It, But Doesn't Need It. What Should I Do?

    My Son Likes To Do Something He Likes And He Deserves It, But Doesn't Need It. What Should I Do?

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could teach him the valuable lesson that, no matter how hard he works and how good he follows rules, people with power (you in that case) will never let him see a reward for it, let alone have some time to relax and recharge. That will teach him a lot about life. Or push him to burnout/suicide and stuff.

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    #49

    Nice Name

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    F. H.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would be able to hold myself back and not call my child Cash if my last name was money. I would have to rely on my wife as the voice of reason.

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    #50

    This Mom Be Like "I Wonder Why My Kids Don't Confide In Me For Anything?"

    This Mom Be Like "I Wonder Why My Kids Don't Confide In Me For Anything?"

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    #51

    On A Post About Someone Losing Their Dog During Spay Operation

    On A Post About Someone Losing Their Dog During Spay Operation

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    #52

    They'd Better Not Sue When That Child Is Yeeted Off A Ride Like A Drunken Flea

    They'd Better Not Sue When That Child Is Yeeted Off A Ride Like A Drunken Flea

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    Eslamala
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an actual fckn reason for that, you neglectful dumbfck.

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    #54

    A Parent Who Wont Love Their Son Because He’s Gay

    A Parent Who Wont Love Their Son Because He’s Gay

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won't love their son because he is gay... Thinks hypnosis can change him... And wants to pay extra if he does humiliating things... Thrice sad.

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    #55

    Do I Need To Explain This? No

    Do I Need To Explain This? No

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father murdered my two goldfish, which were basically my only friends. It still hurts.

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    #56

    People Don't Believe In God Because It's True, But Because They Were The Victims Of Early Childhood Indoctrination

    People Don't Believe In God Because It's True, But Because They Were The Victims Of Early Childhood Indoctrination

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    Bored Doggy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so please dont think all Christians are like this. I am Christian. I wear a mask whenever I go outside, I am not anti-vax, I do not like essential oils, and I DO NOT SUPPOURT TRUMP. Yes, this just me, I know there are very crazy Christians, like the ones above, and I do not agree with them. I just wanted to let you guys know that we aren't all like this. I'd like to think that I am not crazy by your defenition, but just remember that there are steryotypes that don't represent some on the population. Thanks for listening to my rant.

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    #57

    Ah Yes Looking For Something To Be Mad About

    Ah Yes Looking For Something To Be Mad About

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents would rather die than admit they are wrong. One day, I demanded that my grandmother apologizes... She laughed. It was like a real life glitch.

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    #59

    Why Would You Turn The Light On?!

    Why Would You Turn The Light On?!

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    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a night shift worker, this hurts in my soul. My mom asked me to drive her to the airport between a run of night shifts. After all, it’s noon, middle of the day. But that’s my midnight

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    #60

    Nobody Is Allowed To Have Back Pain But Me

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    Kitti B.
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest you don't even know the backstory. Maybe mummy is always complaining about her backpain and her daughter figured out how to avoid housework.

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    #61

    Issa Routine Nowadays

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    #62

    Parents Encouraging Kids To Burn Masks On Idaho Capitol Steps Indoctrination Worse Than Taking Your Kid To Church

    Parents Encouraging Kids To Burn Masks On Idaho Capitol Steps Indoctrination Worse Than Taking Your Kid To Church

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People buying new masks to burn them... masks that are made out of plastics... Masks that would be more useful for other people... And these parents can vote?!

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    #63

    Yes, That's A Birthing Pool, And Yes, The Toddler Is Having A Slurp

    Yes, That's A Birthing Pool, And Yes, The Toddler Is Having A Slurp

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    #64

    Punishing Your Kids By Destroying Their Stuff For Not Giving Up Their Privacy

    Punishing Your Kids By Destroying Their Stuff For Not Giving Up Their Privacy

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    JennyLaRue
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm sure teaching children to destroy things when they don't get their own way won't have any repercussions further down the line at all.

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    #65

    How Hard Is It To Tell Someone To Get Off The Forbidden Area

    How Hard Is It To Tell Someone To Get Off The Forbidden Area

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    #66

    Not Only Teaching The Kid Racism, But Also Documenting It For The Internet

    Not Only Teaching The Kid Racism, But Also Documenting It For The Internet

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    KJ
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I can figure out what the kid is doing to the shape of his eyes, scumbag parents!

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    #67

    Parents In China Drag Their Child On Edge Of Hill Just To Take Photos

    Parents In China Drag Their Child On Edge Of Hill Just To Take Photos

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At his funeral : "which urn matches the curtains better for Instagram, honey?"

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    #68

    20f. Mother And Stepfather Told Me: Take This Or You'll Have Nothing To Sleep On. Gave A Normal Mattress To My Stepfather's Son And Didnt Even Tell Me He'll Be Coming. F**k Them All

    20f. Mother And Stepfather Told Me: Take This Or You'll Have Nothing To Sleep On. Gave A Normal Mattress To My Stepfather's Son And Didnt Even Tell Me He'll Be Coming. F**k Them All

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it is like. When you are not the stepfather's child, you are not really a member of the family. In the hierarchy, you are between the goldfish and the cactus.

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    #69

    I Want To Show My 4 Year Old An R Rated Movie. Should I Do It?

    I Want To Show My 4 Year Old An R Rated Movie. Should I Do It?

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    #70

    Parenting Quora Is... A Trip

    Parenting Quora Is... A Trip

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    #71

    Me: Mom Do You Go Through My Phone? My Mom: No. Also My Mom:

    Me: Mom Do You Go Through My Phone? My Mom: No. Also My Mom:

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    #72

    Stupid Parent In So Many Ways

    Stupid Parent In So Many Ways

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    TmKhr
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's f*cked up. After giving birth she probably complains there's something wrong with her child.

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    #73

    They Had Their 12-15yo Boys In The Bed Of The Truck, Sitting On Dining Room Chairs, Holding Their New Glass Dining Room Table Facing The Wind For Maximum Drag On A 6 Lane Blvd

    They Had Their 12-15yo Boys In The Bed Of The Truck, Sitting On Dining Room Chairs, Holding Their New Glass Dining Room Table Facing The Wind For Maximum Drag On A 6 Lane Blvd

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    #74

    Parents Changed Their Kid And Left The Diaper And Empty Wet Wipes Pack In The Middle Of H&ms Kids Section

    Parents Changed Their Kid And Left The Diaper And Empty Wet Wipes Pack In The Middle Of H&ms Kids Section

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to find nappies (diapers) crammed in behind the picture books when I worked in a library. We HAD a change table available, I guess it was too far away.

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    #75

    Not Forcing Your Toddler To Drink Beer Totally Makes You A Sissy

    Not Forcing Your Toddler To Drink Beer Totally Makes You A Sissy

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    StrawberryParfait
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ffs--this was not a big deal. I took sips of my parent's drinks as a child. SIPS. I wanted to know how it tasted, and no harm was done. I did not get drunk, and I did not grow up to be an alcoholic. I rarely drink as an adult--a few glasses of wine a year and that's about it. Also, people need to stop thinking that North American culture is some kind of moral compass. In Italy and France, children will drink wine mixed with water with dinner. Jesus H. Christ, this scolding "woke" generation is a peevish pain in the ass.

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    #78

    "L-Like This, Mommy?"

    "L-Like This, Mommy?"

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    Vorknkx
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushing it too far. As an old proverb in my country goes: "The excessive saint is not loved even by God."

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    #79

    Gee I Wonder Why People Were Being Rude?

    Gee I Wonder Why People Were Being Rude?

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    #81

    I Hate Parents That Don't Care About Their Children's Health

    I Hate Parents That Don't Care About Their Children's Health

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    #82

    Yes Please

    Yes Please

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    Watching
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a different way of saying "I'm too stupid to use birth control."

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    #83

    Leaving A Burning Candle In Front Of A Toddler

    Leaving A Burning Candle In Front Of A Toddler

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how children learn to be careful with fire. This kind of parenting was normal when I was young and I never felt the urge to participate in stupid social media challenges like the Tide Pod Challenge or the Bird Box challenge because I learned you've got to think about all the possible consequences of your actions.

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    #84

    Coder Mom Gets Mad At Her Son For Using His Resources

    Coder Mom Gets Mad At Her Son For Using His Resources

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    #86

    I Watched The Sonic Movie And There Was No "D**n S**t Bast**d" In It Parents Need To Stop Lying

    I Watched The Sonic Movie And There Was No "D**n S**t Bast**d" In It Parents Need To Stop Lying

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    #87

    Not Only That, But Those Quotations Too!!

    Not Only That, But Those Quotations Too!!

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    #88

    Got This Beauty From A Parenting Sub!

    Got This Beauty From A Parenting Sub!

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    SilverSkyCloud
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if the child has special needs then i can understand the parent wanting to stay with her but if not its either creepy or helicopter parenting

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    #89

    Do Idiots In Truck Beds Count?

    Do Idiots In Truck Beds Count?

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    Little Wonder
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I dunno about this one. I used to ride in the back of the ute, but on the other hand it wasn't in traffic.

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    #93

    I'll Take "Things Kids Didn't Say For 2000, Alex"

    I'll Take "Things Kids Didn't Say For 2000, Alex"

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    #94

    Leaving A 2 Year Old Unattended To Play Office With Your Old Computer That Still Works

    Leaving A 2 Year Old Unattended To Play Office With Your Old Computer That Still Works

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    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they can. Had the same issue with my son. He is now 22 and still loves buttons!!

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    #95

    Buying Brand New White Furniture When You Have A Toddler

    Buying Brand New White Furniture When You Have A Toddler

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    Demi Zwaan
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not teaching your 6 year old not to draw on furniture. Come on, that is the parenting fail, not the fact that he has white furniture.

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