You don't need to do a gender reveal party

Yep. Those borderline stoplights.

Some dogs need to wear clothes.

Funny

YES!!

i wish more people would get it

Or just treat them like any other person without making a difference between genders

How do you get D**k from Richard? You ask him nicely. Thank you, I'll see myself out now.

this should be higher

I and my entire team can do our jobs 100% from home, but our CEO is obsessed with bringing everyone back into the office, because he loves the 'energy' of having everyone there. The problem is we're short 100+ desks, since the pandemic (we only have desks for half of my team) That's might be OK though, as we're likely going to start losing people soon, who don't want to go back to the office.

My fellow nonparents need to stop being obnoxious about this. 18 months is way different from 12 months developmentally.

but they... already exist?

It's to annoy those idiot friends who aren't getting it. And they deserve it.!

In New Zealand we tend to have electric stoves and the elements are different sizes to account for different sized pots and pans. In most of the places I’ve lived, the front left element is bigger than the front right one.

Girls too

But the entire US credit system is based on the fact that people spend money that they don't have. If you don't spend money you do not have you won't get a credit score and without a credit score you can't get a mortgage or a loan to buy a car.

Truth.

I hate that I pronounced it differently in my head while reading it

Right?! I mean, there are QR Codes everywhere for everything now. I don't want to spend my day scanning codes, just tell me what I need to know with sentences!

Yeah, cause I'm already going as fast as I wanna.

And cats. From what I've been reading that's actually the only thing that Zoom is good for.

That's just gross, and rude

Amen!!!!

I see what you did there...

I feel personally attacked by this..

Or people who read subject lines very quickly and know that those thousands of emails are really not worth reading.

What a way to find out I'm a psycho.

Don't be talkin' about my mama

This makes a question pop in my head, " Am I a psycho?"👽

Oh, he'd really dislike my inbox.

I guess I'm psycho

Well this is a hell of a way to find out I am a psycho

You've met my mum then..🤦🏼‍♀️

Or it shows the number of emails that still make it through my spam folder

Imma psyco then

I'm not a psycho, I'm just the victim of many psychos messaging me about how worried for me they claim to be and my situation. God damn spam mail, I don't need special care for my r****m! (Seriously, why? All I wanted was to message people I know, not lose them in countless, greedy, invasive, constant advertisements.)

Funny! That's me but still funny!

I'm a psycho? Well s**t

I think the exact opposite

I have so many that google stopped giving me my emails. It's many thousands. MANY.

Id rather read this.

Not me having thousands of unread emails because I couldn't check them in literal inpatient psych treatment

I just don't check my email that often lol and I get alot of junk mail

I am a psycho and I don't care about my emails.lol

I'm not reading spam emails

whats an email?

149,343 and counting! 😬

He should tell that to my mother