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Good boi. Pretty girl. Destroyer 3000. We call our pets a lot of names. Recently, however, a new one has emerged. A viral Internet challenge has people sharing what their pets are doing while referring to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar', and it's getting funnier and funnier. Once your mind combines the images of a dark, dusty joint and a wasted dude going around licking people's heads, it's hard not to laugh at the absurd. But then again, everything's possible if there's enough alcohol, right? Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular responses to the challenge and upvote your faves!

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#1

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking fish.

My nayme iz dog
I do not wish
to drink stayle water
frum my dish
I multi-task
and with one splish
get drink while I
lick my fren fish

My name is fish
I swim about
Fren dog watches
from the side, out
but when she need
a little drink
I chase her tong
long, wide and pink

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The collective gag got a major popularity boost on Monday, sparked by a tweet from actress and author Quinn Cummings, who posted a screenshot of an Instagram post by the Puerto Rico Dog Fund.

The organization made their Instagram post Sunday night, saying "Since we can't go to any bars, tell me what your pets are currently doing but refer to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar...'" The Puerto Rico Dog Fund attributed the idea to one of its unnamed adopters.
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Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar climbed up behind me and is licking the top of my head

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So while the bars continue being closed because of the coronavirus-induced lockdown, let's appreciate these light-hearted parodies of a character who's all but disappeared from our midst: the drunk guy at the end of the bar. After all, do we even have another way to study this amusing archetype?
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Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ate a bone, farted, then started snoring

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#4

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar has become confused, as always

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#5

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just followed me into the bathroom

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#6

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) the drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out in a sweater

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#7

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just puked three times and ran to hide under the couch

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what we expect from drunk guys at the end of the bar.

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#8

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps licking my guitar case

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#9

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk gal at the end of the bar keeps occasionally spazzing out, running from one end of the bar to the other and occasionally yelling for us from the other end of the bar..... She needs help!

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#10

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar kept making this face so I took him home

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#11

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar really, really wants me to have his dismembered chicken foot

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#12

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar won't stop staring at me

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#13

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps bringing me a mouse and expects me to throw it so he can fetch it and bring it back to me, and so on and so on

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#14

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps obnoxiously licking his nuts and pauses every few second to make weird eye contact...

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Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just licked my hand!

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#16

The drunk guys at the end of the bar keep going outside and yelling at the lawnmower

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't know what that lawnmower may do... it neds to be warned.

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#17

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating lettice instead of shots

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trying to get some vitamins between the shots. They are awesome!

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#18

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is just blankly staring out the window, as if in a trance

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#19

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) It's only 5:30, and the drunk guy at the end of the bar has already passed out

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#20

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is trying to sleep in a tent after s**tting on the floor

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let him sleep... although I suspect he'll wake up in confinement.

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#21

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently sitting in a laundry basket

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cat will only do this if it is full of clean, folded laundry

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#22

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar decided to run away this morning. A lovely couple found him a few hours later and now he is safe at home

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oddly charming... I'm happy his address was sewn into his clothes!

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#23

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) There are three drunk guys at the end of the bar all passed out around my bed...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So does that mean your bed is at the end of the bar or is that just your wish ;)

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#24

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out at my feet. He went outside to pee a few minutes ago, and then ate a baby carrot.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar has her lady parts on display for all to see

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#25

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is out cold. His right ear is hanging low over the bar

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@Tiny Dynamine, that's rather rude. People worked on these stories to bring people smiles. There's no need to criticize them. They are completely optional to read- just click away.

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#26

The drunk guy at the end of the bar has his head buried between my legs

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drunk guy really wants some loving... (aaaaand its getting weird).

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#27

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is yelling at the mailman

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#28

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking his own ***hole..

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#29

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating a moosey and ripping his guts out...

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#30

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is snoring & sleeping in a very odd position on my dressing gown

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#31

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just took a s**t in a box

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#32

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is staring at me with a collection of dirty socks stuffed in his mouth

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#33

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) That drunk guy is laying on me

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#34

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is belly up. Relaxed like no one is watching while their “who ha” is on display.

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#35

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps staring at me and licking himself

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#36

The drunk guy at the end of the bar won’t stop growling at the squirrels outside

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#37

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is more than likely tearing up anything in sight while I’m at work...

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#38

The drunk guy at the end of the bar decide to barf up a hair ball on my laptop

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#39

The drunk guy at the end of the bar woke me up by vomiting on the floor (LOUDLY) and then just walked away like, “someone’s gonna clean that up, I guess.”

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Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is trying to find someone to play with him

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you wanna play ball? Or... tug-of-war? Or just throw a thing and make me find it? Honesty, you don't even *have* to throw it.

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#41

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just took a dump in my kitchen and is now trying to hide behind the sofa

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#42

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently curled up on the floor asleep making small noises and twitching as he dreams

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#43

The drunk girl at the end of the bar is breathing heavy, drooling, and staring at my husband while he slowly eats his popcorn

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#44

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just threw his food on the ground and yelled “peekaboo” at me

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#45

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) There's this drunk guy at the bar who watches me do my makeup and silently judges me for it

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#46

The drunk guy at the end of the is stuck like glue to me. Wants me to buy him another treat. He has exceeded the legal limit already and appears to be sleeping it off.

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#47

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps trying to get my attention but his breath smells so bad!

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#48

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just starting licking his crotch...

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#49

The drunk guy at the end of the bar has been hunting flies

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#50

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is eyeing me with mistrust after I scooped him up and kissed him...

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#51

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is chasing bumblebees again...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's all fun and games until someone ends up dressed like a martini glass.

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#52

I just caught the drunk guy at the end of the bar trying to drink out of my water glass

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#53

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just fell asleep again in the corner with his fav go to towel

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#54

The drunk girl at the end of the bar fell asleep on her chair. Looks cute though

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#55

The drunk guy at the end of the bar was on the floor, crawled up in my lap, and fell asleep

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#56

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just licked the cookie crumbs off my chest!!

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#57

This drunk guy at the end of the bar won’t stop licking my feet...

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#58

These two drunk guys at the end of the bar keep coming up and licking me to get my attention. They need someone to take them out for a walkabout so they can crash for the rest of the night.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll probably just go out and urinate on a tree... best let them.

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#59

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is in my son’s arms...

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#60

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps side eyeing me as I snack on the complimentary popcorn

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#61

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently sleeping on my leg

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#62

"The drunk guy at the end of the bar" ... is licking his sister Lilly's face

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#63

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is snoring loudly and passing gas that potentially could kill the Coronavirus it smells so bad

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#64

The drunk guy at the end of the bar threw up four times tonight. No joke

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#65

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking my face

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#66

The drunk guy at the end of the bar tried to steal my food and bit my arm

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#67

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is eating his own vomit

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#68

The drunk girl at the bar is belly up on the couch kicking me in the side

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