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Having a car (and being able to drive one, of course) is excellent. It provides a tremendous amount of flexibility and independence in your life. But with great freedom comes great responsibility—to the car, yourself, and everyone on the road.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest and most relatable car memes we could find online to show you what it’s like to sit in front of the wheel. From dealing with BMW drivers to parallel parking, here’s what every driver goes through daily!

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    A recent study of 2,000 American car owners found that as many as a quarter feel they take a risk each time they hit the road as their vehicle is currently in need of repair or no longer runs well.

    The study asked people to reflect on the current state of their vehicle and tested their knowledge of car basics. Results showed an alarming number of drivers are rolling the dice on vehicles in need of work — 68 percent said their cars currently have at least one thing wrong with them.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...followed by the international hand symbol to tell them what you think, to be displayed while overtaking.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I had a mustang pass me so fast and gave me the finger. Two miles further, the mustang broke down and there was smoke coming out of it. I gave him the finger when I passed him. One of the most memorable moments of my life.

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    With so many vehicles in need of love, Americans could stand to do a bit of brushing up on how to take care of their cars a little better. 36 percent of those studied confessed they don’t know the first thing about fixing a flat tire.

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    The survey, conducted by Cooper Tires, discovered that nearly half of American car owners think they couldn't change their car’s oil and almost 30 percent believe they couldn't even pick out the correct oil their car needs in the first place.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad used to say: "Let 'em by. They'll be out of your life in a second."

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    While going to a mechanic to get your car fixed is remains the main option for most, there's something about being able to make at least basic repairs by yourself. Working with your hands gives you pleasure. Not everyone's born a car-savvy genius, but we can always learn!

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    Nick Gerhardt points out in an article on Family Handyman, that you should start off with the smallest things and work your way up. For instance, you can kick things off by replacing your wiper blades or your air filter. Then, maybe try replacing the bulbs.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live on a city block so I don't have a choice, but I kind of actually enjoy parallel parking... Unless people are around and suddenly I forget how cars work.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put blinker on. Car behind you pulls up so close you can't reverse and park. That's the USA way

    Nathan Jones
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, the USA way is to pull in nose first, then execute a 486 point turn until you're properly in the spot.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that it is no longer taught in drivers Ed? And no longer a requirement for a license! I asked my kid what he would do if he was in the city. He said he’s never drive in the city, he’d Uber.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a fantastic short tutorial on youtube. It describes the spatial relationship between your car and the car in front of the empty space, and tells you exactly when you should turn your wheel both times.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen some mad parallel parking in the past. I find them quite funny. https://www.google.com/search?q=bad+parallel+parking&rlz=1C1GCEA_en&oq=bad+parralel&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i13l5j0i13i30l2j0i5i13i30l2.8005j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that other post about step by step guides. But like this 1) drive car 2) See open space 3) parallel park.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in the city I had a hatchback coupe and that was such a joy to park in tight spaces.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely a learned skill! I will say living in San Francisco, i have perfected my parallel parking skills and can fit my car with only inches to spare!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I wish I were rich so I could afford one of those new autos that can parallel park for me!

    Mike Rodrick
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cars now parallel park FOR you. This was designed especially for women.

    Monic Krugell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol - this is so true that my kids take a nice 500m extra walk to school everyday because I follow step 1 when dropping them off.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is the best parker I have ever seen but the parking gods denied me.

    Gogubaci
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    had to do it on the left hand side of the oad after years and years of driving on the right hand side of the road. that's some challenge believe me

    Jill
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We bought a "new" car recently and it has assisted parallel parking! I am never buying another car without it! NEVAH!

    Kai Wee Toh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, esp parallel parking next to a open drain with no safety railings...

    Terry Tobias
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I parallel park I look to see if anybody's around because i know that i won't get it on the first try. So embarrassing!

    Radek Suski
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do it (it's a requirement where I live) but my car actually can do it too

    Jace
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. All the way. I have learned how to do it, but it still sucks. I am convinced it is just a bad idea, like so much of urban life that people consider "normal".

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, with a little practice parallel parking is not that difficult. The problem is most people don't have to use it on any sort of regular basis.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the official 'parallel parker' of my friend group. I can't count the number of people I've taught how to parallel park.

    Susan Reid Smith
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't a skill I often need where I live where the infrastructure is built around the automobile.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our defense, there are some areas that do not require parallel parking to pass a driving test because parallel parking is very uncommon. When I passed my driving test in South Florida (over 20 years ago), parallel parking was not part of the test at all.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I learned to do was parallel park. And the guy who taught me was a random guy on the sidewalk in downtown "city." Mom was trying to teach me, and I didn't "get it." Random guy comes up and says to me "look in the windows of the store and pull up next to the car in front, back up until the passenger side door is even with their back door and turn toward the curb and watch yourself in the window." I did it first time and I was in a STATION WAGON. I was the ONLY one to pass the parallel parking part of the test the first time when i got my driver's license at 14 because, at that time in Texas you could get a license at 14 and you didn't have to take driver's ed.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is joy in parallel parking well. Here is how we do it in the UK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FetKmuscFY8

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in the US I used to stop to look at people struggling to parallel park, sometimes it's very entertaining...

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    Senior tech editor at Jalopnik and owner of far too many Jeeps, David Tracy, shares this sentiment. If you want a crash course in wrenching, he suggests you buy yourself a junker. According to Tracy, it is the single best way to learn to fix cars. Especially if you're young and/or don't have much money, because you’ll be forced to do your own repairs.

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    "Coming out of high school, I hadn't turned a single wrench. I hadn't changed my oil, I hadn't changed spark plugs," Tracy writes. "Heck, I hadn’t even changed my air filter. I was a total noob. But then I got to college and bought a 215,000 mile 1992 Jeep Cherokee — a total pile of junk."

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as the New York second, the shortest period of time known to mankind.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister, an attorney, fell victim to this. She was stopped at a signal, noticed him behind her, and thought to herself "he better not mess with me! I'm not doing anything." Then she pulled out through the still red light.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes me cringe to see cyclists wearing headphones- I cycle daily. It is dangerous enough without being able to hear traffic.

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    Tracy's Jeep had rust holes in the rocker panels, a huge exhaust leak, a bad fuel pump, a bad power steering line, brakes that would seize when it got slightly warm outside, filthy brown transmission fluid, and leaky gaskets everywhere. But he wasn't discouraged by it. Tracy was intrigued. And he didn't really have another option.

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    "It was my only car and I spent all my money on textbooks, so I had no choice but to learn to fix it myself. I also had no garage, so most of my wrenching was done in parking garages or on the street side."

    "With the help of some friends at a neighboring university, I learned the basics. They taught me to change plugs, replace my valve cover gasket, and change my oil. Just that little bit of guidance was all I needed to get the ball rolling," Tracy says.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you know how good your driving skills are, but they don’t. That’s why I drive more like a grandparent when someone else is in the car, than when it’s just me and I’m both familiar with the road and know what I’m capable of.

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    "That was the beginning of my love affair for wrenching. And now, with my new project, I’m learning quite a lot more. You can learn, too. Just go ahead and buy that Volkswagen Type III Squareback on Craigslist you’ve been salivating over."

    If you do get your old VW Type III Squareback, you're gonna want to change the oil, go through the brakes, and do a basic tune-up. So go out and get some tools.

    "The heart of any toolset is the socket set, so start there. My first set was a cheapo one from AutoZone. It worked okay for light-duty things, but then I had to take my bumper bolts off, and I ended up breaking ratchets and shearing extensions," Tracy explains. "You can get a pretty decent socket set from Wal-Mart for $60 or so."

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pitiful fool you. Thought you could overtake me?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to try following a bunch of DeLorians down the road. I thought I was seeing things, as they are all identical. (We were leaving a car show).

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    OK, let's say your car isn't that bad. Then what? Well, if your ride is (somewhat) decent and you just want to know how to change the brakes, YouTube has the answers.

    "I can't tell you how many times I've gone to YouTube to learn how to fix something. In fact, I referenced a YouTube video to figure out how to pull the engine from my Jeep Cherokee," Tracy says.

    "There's such a wealth of wrenching knowledge on YouTube, it should be one of your first resources for information on how to fix your car."

    That being said, be careful and use some judgment. Anybody can post stuff on YouTube, so if some guy uploads a video and cuts his brake lines and tells you it will get you better gas mileage because of the decreased brake drag, you might want to turn your brain on and think about that for a second.

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    The next logical step would be to get a repair manual, a step-by-step guide on how to fix things. Get one. "You can get a Chilton or Haynes manual for about $25 at any car parts store, or, better yet, download or buy a hard copy of a factory service manual for your car. These books can save you tons of time and effort, especially when it comes to stuff like torque specs and fluid capacities," Tracy advises.

    Follow these steps and you should at least build an even stronger bond with your car. If that's something you want, of course!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing that this photo was taken in Russia. There is a Lada with a body kit in the photo!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always seems to happen to me. You let someone in and then you don't make the lights. Or you let someone in, which makes them happy, so they let someone in and so on until you are behind a queue of a dozen cars!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago I was stuck at a high rise bridge and the guy in front of me was singing Miami Sound Machine's Conga at the top of his lungs. I found the radio station he was listening to and joined him at the top of my lungs. "Come on shake your body baby..."

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankly, with 90 over a speed bump you would see your axle in the mirror, and you might need to see a orthopedist.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is courteous to let people cut in line but to constantly letting someone cut in is a bit too courteous.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is called on road therapy. Let it out before you get home to the family after a crap day at work.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car belongs to Eminem. He is calm and ready to drop bombs. It'll soon be vomit on his sweater. Mom's spaghetti.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad - "Dont worry about the pedestrians, they are always there. Let them wait. Dont worry about the red light, it turned red just before you passed it. Park there in that restricted area, no one else is using it." Officer - "You almost run down a pedestrian, passed a red light and parked in a restricted area." Dad - "AS USUAL MY KIDS NEVER LISTEN TO ME!!!"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contradictory to what the government says, orange means speed up or you'll lose another 5 minutes of your life waiting for a red light while there's no traffic crossing the intersection.

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you are looking at them the light turns green and they are gone.

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