My goodness, I hope you told the lady how dangerous this name is to her dog. I don't want to think about what could've happend to the poor doggo if this had happend to someone armed with a fear of dogs.

I once read about a man who had stray dog. He didn’t like the dog but the dog liked him so he would always yell at it “Go away, God dammit” or “Leave me alone, God dammit” etc. So the dog assumed its name “goddammit” and responded as such

Had a cat named Velcro... as a kitten that's what it sounded like when we pulled him off the grass cloth wallpaper. Also had a pair of Siamese named Felony and Misdemeanor.

A friend named his turtle Helmet.

I had a buddy that named his dog AskHim. So when ever people asked what the dogs name was he could reply Ask Him.

Once I met a woman at the dog park who had named her dog vodka. everyone thought she was a drunk because once in a while she'd just yell "VODKA, COME HERE BABY!"

When I was 13, I named our black and white cat. Holstein

I never understand when people name their pets normal names. I mean, it's not like they ever have to worry about going to school and getting a job, so have fun with it. My doggo's name is Snaggleface, and my cat's name is Princess Meowzers.

Not really related but this made me real scared. My mother when I was a baby used to whistle in a way to catch my attention, which that worked couple of crowded times. When I was almost 35 I heard that very same whistle while my mother was in my hometown six hours drive away, I was sitting on a chair and almost fell off. That's how I found it was the same whistle a friend of mine used to call her dog. My mom had a blast when I told her too.

I had a cat named "Dog".

I knew someone who had a cat named F***k, she had a sister named Frack. When her mother got upset with her, she called the cat by her full name--F***k N Cat.

Stupid unbelievable facebook filler story as far as i'm concerned. Though i've greatly enjoyed the pet name stories among the bored panda comments - Thanks!

So the moral is- if you're in the country when people can carry guns, don't call your dog Shooter. Funny story but very sad at the same time.

Worked at a groomers so brace yourself... Princess Leia(Pomeranian), Dart Vader (Shih Tzu) Chewbacca (Chow), BB8 (Chihpoo) Mustang Sally (Shihtzu, Chihuahua mix) Ozzy Pawsbourne (Boxer), Will and Grace (Shihtzus) Bert and Ernie (Poodles) Tigger (3lb poodle) Dharma and Greg (Shih Tzus) Sir Clayton Dudley (Lhasa Apso)Bain (Belgian Malinoise and a crowd control dog) his little brother Whiskey...and last but not least...Ellie Mae (Basset Hound) and Daisy (Lab mix).

Creepy eyes and creepy dog

I have a dog named “Príncipe” which means prince. Sometimes my friends get confused and wonder why I’m insulting my dog, because I call him “pinchipe” as a nickname, but in spanish it kinda sounds like I’m calling him “goddamed dog” for pinche (damn) an pe- (like I didn’t finished saying the word dog) 😂😂😂

I named a dog "Sick 'Em Balls" as an homage to Stand By Me. That was embarrassing to yell around your neighbor's little kids

My grandpa's dog is named Dog and we have a Betta fish named Kyle, our cats name is Moon Pie but i don't think Moon Pies a strange name

we named our dogs bite and slaughter. they bark everytime someone is at the gate. so we shout everytime "BITE" or "SLAUGHTER" when the dogs get unruly. the people behind the gate always give us the angry stare.

I know a dog called Caesar , imaging your dog chasing a jogger and you shouting Caesar!

LOL We had a cat once that ended up being called Little S**t.... I forget what the cat was originally called but this cat LOVED my dad and would follow him every where, dad's working on a car the cat is laying on my dad and pulling on his armpit hair, dad gets something the cat is trying to see what it was... Dad started saying this stop that you little s**t, you little s**t get out of there etc... pretty soon the cat only responded to the name Little S**t LOL, my nieces and nephews took to calling him little Bit because they didn't want to get in trouble for using the swear word. I called him LS most of the time LOL My dad was devastated when Little S**t died.

I met a woman who named her dog " Giuseppe "so I thought. When I questioned her she stated NO ! It's "SFB " S**t For Brains

My mother named her parrot "Onan". It's from the Bible, because he was messy and "did spill his seed upon the ground".

I knew someone with a dog named Ninja... Try yelling that one out loud without turning some heads

I knew a person who named their cats ping and pong. I also knew someone who named their dog Sooner. Sooner had puppies and the last puppy she had came out 3 hrs after the rest of the litter so they named him Later.

A co-worker of mine had a chubby pitty mix named Fat Girl. He enjoyed going to the dog park and at the end of the trip, he would yell 'Come here Fat Girl!' The looks he got were hilarious. Sadly he passed away at a young age and now Fat Girl lives with his cousins who own acres of land in another state, but his mom kept in touch with us and now Fat Girl is fit and healthy and doesn't fit her name anymore.

TL;DR- people give their pets stupid names and don't think of the possible consequences.

I had 2 lil' kittens, the girl was called Petra, the boy's called Peter. My cousin wanted Peter, so I gave him to her. She started to call him Peter too. The only problem is, that her neighbor was Peter too, so it was funny, when she shouted: Peter, f**k you, why did you do that with me??? lol

I have friend who named dog Usue. She bites you sue. Quite crafty name for a dog who wouldnt hurt a flea😊

Where do I begin, had a German Shepperd named Tia (aunt in spanish), a Schnauzer named Debora, parakeet: Pancho Tequila, hamster: Ellie Meister, current rescued dog: Martha Calipso, current stray cat: Pedro.

My parents had a dog name "Katy". However due to their busy schedule the person who took care of the dog is my grandpa. She was untrained puppy so there are some attitude on her so most of the time you will find my grandpa shouting "stupid dog, come back!" "food! food you stupid dog!". Until the day she passed away, she thought her name was "stupid dog"...

What a wrong name...

My two kitties are Schrodinger and Marie Curie--they're my scientific kitties.

keeps typing.....? what kinda dog you got??

The Dammit dog made me laugh so hard!

The most insane thing with this story is that the pizza delivery boy has a gun. Peace from Europa

A story told to me many years ago involved a boy from Alabama who'd been moved to Detroit so his father could take a job in the 70's. He and his family were deeply racist, and this did little to endear him to the community since it was 90% black. Seeing the boy's loneliness the parents bought him a dog, a little black terrier, and the kid being a master of the obvious named the dog "Blackie." And Blackie got lost one night, on the streets of Detroit... Picture that for a moment - a boy with a deep southern accent walking down 8 mile at dusk yelling "Here Blackie, here boy."