Yep, accurate.

And a happy tail!

Or no legs and can slither.

Every. Single. Day.

Same!

Omg 😂😂😂😂

Yep... That's me

And some cats! 🐈

Alright I believe them

First one free.. the rest cist one trick!

Sweet ...

Yep. I always get the bum end too.

But she is acting like a normal human.

You say hi to a person?

"I'm bored, i need to pee, I'm hungry!"

I believe you!

perfect

Sounds like fun, lets go.

I can hear the ksstkstssktkstksk on the wood floor

This isn't always a good thing. There are plants that are toxic to animals. I found out the hard way.

My previous dog (74 cm / 29 inches at the shoulder) would jump onto my lap and land between me and the book I was reading.

my dog in a nutshell

I would actually love these as bookmarks

🐶: gib me foods 👩🏼: It's poison 🐶:gib me poishon

I had a large standard poodle. Thunder storms meant nose tracks on the windows from him watching the lightning. When the neighbours lit fireworks, he wanted to go onto the balcony so he could see them better.

Yep. My dog (a 30kg american staffy) is the biggest baby!

Oh dear....

Exactly!

5 years of having a dog has made me unbreakalbe by the face

My dog only does this if there is a tennis ball in the shoe