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Cats don’t care about your rules, sometimes it seems like they don’t care about you at all. Why else would they poop in your sink or sit on your pizza? And for some reason we, silly humans, still love them no matter what.
Have you ever been surprised by how mean your cat is? Share pictures here and shame them! Just kidding, they don’t care, but everyone will have a good laugh!
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#1
We Made Ourselves A Cat Door
#2
F*cking *sshole
Pearl Sapirstein 6 years ago
My cat loves sitting on warm unopened pizza boxes... does NOT want to be moved.
#3
Have The Huge Bed While The Dog Has The Small Bed!
Final score:
166points
#4
I Guess It's Time To Talk To My Cat About Her Changing Body
That Fat Mouse 6 years ago
“Well, my cat, when you are old enough you have many mood swings, like for example one moment you want your hooman to rub your tummy but then you might attack your hooman for rubbing your tummy”
#5
Your Spawn Can Sleep On The Floor For All I Care.
Final score:
152points
#6
Spidercat, Spidercat, Does Whatever Realy Hurts...
Final score:
115points
#7
Think You Can Play Chess Around Her? Think Again. She Always Wins
#8
What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
Final score:
100points
BarryAllenTheFlash 6 years ago
My cat does the same when we don't say hi to him first thing when we walk in the door
#9
This The Face Of An Asshole Who Chewed Through Three Iphone Chargers Last Night... I Believe This Is A Face Of Revenge Not Remorse!
#10
My Cat, Riker, Isn't The Sharpest Claw In The Paw. I Have No Idea What He's Doing.
Final score:
82points
#11
My Jerk Cat Ruined My Pokémon Game As Soon As I Laid Down My Strongest Card
Final score:
75points
#12
I'm Just Gonna Play With My New Toy In The House...
Final score:
70points
BREAK YOUr perceptions 6 years ago
my cat once dropped a live mouse on my foot that proceeded to scurry under the couch. apparently my hunting skills needed improvement.
#13
Must He Lie On The Flowers In Order To Enjoy Them?
Final score:
70points
#15
"Get A Cat They Said. It Will Be Fun They Said" - The Day She Pooped In The Sink
Katerina Sunshine 6 years ago
Actually, she’s telling you it’s time to clean her toilet, and she’s too educated to poop in shoes
#17
My Sis's Cat Forgot How To Cat. Where's His Front Arms At??
Final score:
62points
#18
You Shall Not Wipe!!!
Final score:
61points
#19
My Cat Is Slowly Trying To Be Me. Next Thing You Know, He’ll Be Attending School.
Final score:
61points
#21
You Want To Read The News? Nope. (Bonus: In The Middle Of My Clean Clothing)
Final score:
54points
Julie Lynn 6 years ago
They figured all the news was too depressing for you to read anyway. Just looking out for your mental health. Big smiles!
#23
Lola Likes To Sneak In At Night And Attack Feet.
Final score:
51points
#24
The Face He Made After Conquering My Favorite Blanket
Final score:
51points
#25
I Woke Up Today And I'm Guessing Someone Was Watching Me During My Sleep
Final score:
49points
#27
Trying To Do My Jigsaw But My Cat Friday Won’t Let Me: It’s Her Box!
Final score:
47points
#28
Ruger, I'm Trying To Pack. Yeah, So...
Final score:
45points
#29
Nay, Human- There Shall Be No Car Washing This Day.
Final score:
43points
#30
Lou Walks All Over My Work-Space. He Now Has A Work (Sleep) Space Of His Own.
Final score:
41points
#31
Because Every Activity Needs An Aid.
Final score:
39points
#32
I'm A Very Good Lego-Building Helper....
Final score:
37points
#36
I Want Your Paintings For My Matress Tonight!
Final score:
34points
Julie Lynn 6 years ago
Your artwork is very pretty and so is she. As I thought. She desperately wants you to paint, Her!!
#37
No Human, You Cannot Transport Your Infant Child, This Car Seat Is Mine Now.
Final score:
34points
#38
Oh... You're Home Early....
Final score:
34points
#39
Murphy Our Rescue Cat Eats When My Son Sits At The Island. He Doesn’t Climb On The Counter And Sits And Eats Meals With Us...
Final score:
33points
Erin welch 6 years ago
HE IS FAMILY ISN'T HE?! HE DOES LOOK AS THOUGH HE'S MINDING HIS MANNERS!
#40
She Scared The Shit Out Of Me
Final score:
32points
Julie Lynn 6 years ago
It's almost like she wanted to make sure you weren't going anywhere without her! :)
#41
Secret Of The Jar
Final score:
32points
#42
Get A Cat They Said, And Get A New Bed While You’re At It!!
Final score:
32points
#43
You Cannot Draw Now...
Final score:
31points
#45
Explains Why I Can't Keep My Plant Alive!
Final score:
30points
cassiushumanmother 6 years ago
He heard you talking about cat tree for his welfare. So he made one. Just a misunderstanding. This is a cat tree right...
#46
When Your "Mr I Know Better Than You" Cat Won't Stop Teaching Phd Teachers How To Teach Ethology At Uni
Final score:
28points
phil blanque 6 years ago
She thought you were getting a little too anthropomorphic and felt the need to intervene.
#47
This Is Lagertha, Earl Of The Shred Box. This Is After I Made The Mistake Of Trying To Add Paper To The Box While She Was In Residence.
Final score:
28points
#48
I Just Finished Applying The First Layer On My Table And Then...
Final score:
28points
#49
Sleeping Like A Boss On Our Bed, Day & Night!
Final score:
26points
#50
I Thought It Would Be Fun To Climb Here...
Final score:
26points
#51
Mittens, I Thought I Told You To Stay Out Of The Catmint!!!!
Final score:
25points
#52
There Will Be No Christmas
Final score:
24points
Magpie 6 years ago
Very Cute. But seriously Christmas is a health hazard for cats and other animals. Swallowed tinsel can tear their intestines. Those little balls can break and plastic or glass tiny shards can do serious damage to paws and noses. Some Christmas plants are *very* poisonous. Please pleeeeese have a chat to the Vet nurse and get some (free) information about protecting your animals. Do NOT believe everything you see on the net, some is just plain wrong. Over feeding at this time - with the wrong foods - can also make your pet realllly uncomfortable and sick.
#53
So My Cat Dijon Is Obsessed With The Smell Of Plastic....
Final score:
24points
#54
My Lap During Work...
Final score:
24points
#55
That’s Not Your Bed Sui!!!
Final score:
23points
#56
Meet Milo, My New Supervisor
Final score:
23points
#57
Hi, There!
Final score:
21points
#58
Where Is My Plate, Human?
Final score:
21points
#60
You Need This Laptop? How Cute!
Final score:
21points
#61
He Used To Fit Completely When He Was A Kitten
Final score:
21points
#62
When You Call Him And Just Turns And Looks At You And Then Just Goes To Sleep!
Final score:
20points
#64
My Cat Pickle Has A Hobby, He Likes To Urinate In Unusual Places. He Didn't Get A Drop On The Floor Though (Side Note: He Did A Wee In A Frisbee Once)
Final score:
20points
Becky goodacre (Submission author) 6 years ago
We got him as a very scared 6 month old kitten from a rescue centre, I don't know what had happened to him but he didn't like being touched. He still wees on things very occasionally even with a fresh litter tray. Pickle is 7 years old now and a cuddle monster! He can be a bit scratchy at times but so so affectionate, he's come a long way!. And has a big tabby brother who he adores :-). This kitty has a home for life, I love him to bits :-)...don't worry, I bought new shoes!
#65
Every. Single. Meal.
Final score:
20points
#66
Was Reading In The Basement When Kitty Comes Along..... Starts Licking My Hair. Was Mated For A Few Days...
Final score:
19points
#67
She Just Had To Be Part Of Our Ironclaw Session.
Final score:
19points
#69
When I Want To Finish My Drawing, But This Guy Decide To Sleep On The Paper,
Final score:
18points
Julie Lynn 6 years ago
Sorry. On the other, I guessed the wrong gender. He thinks you spend too much time on your art Luna. He wants you to paint him. Big giggles. Maybe he would like to be tickled by the paint brushes :D!
#71
What Happens If I Try To Do Things Other Than Pet My Kitties...
Final score:
16points
#72
I Cought This Guy In My Pillow Once. I Usually Use It In Nights.
Final score:
15points
#73
The Fluffy One Doesn't Want To Play. So She Hissed At Him And Ran.
Final score:
14points
#74
My Son Is A Dumbass And Likes To Jump Straight At Faces... Claws Out.
Final score:
14points
#75
"Hooman, Wreck Something You Said? I'm The Master, So Leave It To Me, You Peasant..."
Final score:
14points
#76
We’re Coming On Holiday Too, Right?
Final score:
14points
#77
Kitty Likes To Help Me With Schoolwork.
Final score:
13points
#79
What Box?
Final score:
9points
#82
This Is Panther. Every Day After Work He Joins Me At The Counter For A Daily Recap, “She Did What”!?
Final score:
7points
#83
My Cat Sweden Took Her Own Selfie While I Was Not Looking...
Final score:
6points
#85
Every Time You Go To The Bathroom You'll Get Company
Final score:
5points
Katie Smith 6 years ago
Awh! my old cat used to do this. Then procede to use legs are a kneading post.
#86
You Want Me To Play With This?
Final score:
5points
#88
She Actually Climbed Inside, Thru A 3x4 Opening (Same Size As Windows). And Back Out Again
Final score:
4points
#89
It's The Dog's Bed
Final score:
4points
#94
I'll Stay Home And Do Some Programming...
Final score:
3points
#95
Notice How She Is Covering The Notebook And The Pen
Final score:
3points
#96
8 March.
Final score:
2points
#97
Caught In A Rare Moment At Karaoke Night Singing Her Rendition Of Helen Reddy’s “I Am Woman”
Final score:
2points
#98
Bride
Final score:
2points
#99
Sweet Dream
Final score:
2points
#102
Let Me Out Hooman
Final score:
2points
#103
Thunderclan Has Too Many Medicine Cats
Final score:
1point
#106
Helping Mom With Her Decorating.
Final score:
1point
#107
My Cat Loafing
Final score:
1point
#108
Ate My Rope, Ate My Shoelace, And Anything Else Even Close To String
Final score:
1point
#112
I’ve Come To The Conclusion My Cat Is Jealous Of My Rabbit
Final score:
1point
#116
Your Work Can Wait , Let Show You How I Clean Myself, I Know You Were Dying To See This!
Final score:
1point
#117
My Cat : Hooman You Don't Need Board Games, You Only Need Me ( She Sat On The Money)
Final score:
1point
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What do you think ?
tsuki nercua 6 years ago
I want to have a cat but the fact that i already have a demon dog in the house, i also dont want another demonic creature to roam around.. but I'll still think about it.
Tracy Sellars 6 years ago
Don't have a photo but my beautiful black cat Armund tried to beat up my new adopted 3 year old Staffy. Poor dog was terrified and hid behind me. So Armund attacked me instead.
cassiushumanmother 6 years ago
redirected attack!!! "ok i can't get you, this human will do it fine i need to finish my attack sequency!"
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tsuki nercua 6 years ago
I want to have a cat but the fact that i already have a demon dog in the house, i also dont want another demonic creature to roam around.. but I'll still think about it.
Tracy Sellars 6 years ago
Don't have a photo but my beautiful black cat Armund tried to beat up my new adopted 3 year old Staffy. Poor dog was terrified and hid behind me. So Armund attacked me instead.
cassiushumanmother 6 years ago
redirected attack!!! "ok i can't get you, this human will do it fine i need to finish my attack sequency!"
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