When it comes to witty comments and sassy remarks, some Disney characters are absolute pros. If they're taking too much sh*t, they let everyone know about it and never miss the opportunity to come up with the most savage comeback if others throw something their way. These insults are usually family friendly so you might've missed them but don't worry, we've collected the best of them in one place, creating sort of a Disney vocabulary you can use in nearly any situation.
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When it comes to Disney character development, there's an interesting insight you probably haven't heard about. Have you ever wondered why so many Disney characters were lacking in the mom department? There’s a very logical explanation. “I’ll give you two stories that are the reasons. I never talk about this, but I will,” Don Hahn, executive producer of “Maleficent,” recently told Glamour. “One reason is practical because the movies are 80 or 90 minutes long, and Disney films are about growing up. They’re about that day in your life when you have to accept responsibility. Simba ran away from home but had to come back. In shorthand, it’s much quicker to have characters grow up when you bump off their parents. Bambi’s mother gets killed, so he has to grow up. Belle only has a father, but he gets lost, so she has to step into that position. It’s a story shorthand.”
Hahn, who also worked on Disney classics such as “Beauty and the Beast” and “The Lion King,” went on to give a more depressing and Freudian theory that might explain the lack of mothers in the Disney cannon. In the early 1940s, Walt Disney bought a home for his parents. “He had the studio guys come over and fix the furnace, but when his mom and dad moved in, the furnace leaked and his mother died,” Hahn said. “The housekeeper came in the next morning and pulled his mother and father out on the front lawn. His father was sick and went to the hospital, but his mother died.”
"He never spoke about that time because he personally felt responsible because he had become so successful that he said, ‘Let me buy you a house.’ It’s every kid’s dream to buy their parents a house and just through a strange freak of nature — through no fault of his own — the studio workers didn’t know what they were doing,” said Hahn. “There’s a theory, and I’m not a psychologist, but he was really haunted by that. That idea that he really contributed to his mom’s death was really tragic.”
Those three hyenas are somewhat likeable for some reason. They're the perfect example of talking without using your brain
Disney made this into a T-shirt when the movie came out. It had Scar on the front and the hyenas on the back.
Nope, I'm a kid, and it's been the truth for a while now
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hey! that's not how you spell Patrick Stewart or Hugh Laurie!!
Load More Replies...Me about my favorite characters and the relationships I'd like them to be in.
You get dishonor, and you get dishonor, and you...Everybody gets dishonor!
The sad part is: more then 400 years later thru still think this way!
The thing about Disney movies is that a lot of the jokes you don't really get until you've grown up, which is really nice actually because it makes it suitable for all ages in a way. You can rewatch a Disney movie as an adult and find something new that's funny.
One of my favorites was always from Beauty and the Beast where Gaston jeers that if he didn't know any better he'd think that she had feelings for "this monster." She then retorts, "He's no monster, Gaston, you are!" I also love when she tells him "Gaston, you are positively primeval." "Why , thank you, Belle." Um, no, that's not a compliment, Gaston, she just basically called you a caveman.
That he didn't understand the insult makes it even funner for me.
Load More Replies...Watching kids movies and cartoons of any kind is something I'd recommend to any adult. My current favourites are Ice Age(original 4 movies), Popeye the Sailor Man and Spongebob Squarepants. You've got to grow up in order to truly appreciate their genius.
This was so good; I will be quoting these for the next couple weeks guaranteed
Only the next couple of weeks? I'll be quoting these for the next couple of years! :P
Load More Replies...The one about using your whole vocabulary in one sentence is for Joe K.
The thing about Disney movies is that a lot of the jokes you don't really get until you've grown up, which is really nice actually because it makes it suitable for all ages in a way. You can rewatch a Disney movie as an adult and find something new that's funny.
One of my favorites was always from Beauty and the Beast where Gaston jeers that if he didn't know any better he'd think that she had feelings for "this monster." She then retorts, "He's no monster, Gaston, you are!" I also love when she tells him "Gaston, you are positively primeval." "Why , thank you, Belle." Um, no, that's not a compliment, Gaston, she just basically called you a caveman.
That he didn't understand the insult makes it even funner for me.
Load More Replies...Watching kids movies and cartoons of any kind is something I'd recommend to any adult. My current favourites are Ice Age(original 4 movies), Popeye the Sailor Man and Spongebob Squarepants. You've got to grow up in order to truly appreciate their genius.
This was so good; I will be quoting these for the next couple weeks guaranteed
Only the next couple of weeks? I'll be quoting these for the next couple of years! :P
Load More Replies...The one about using your whole vocabulary in one sentence is for Joe K.