Lol.. 3 is probably cheapest in both money and taste... but attracts the masses and lines the pockets.... Minority tastes in art is always stomped upon.

Sad, but true, in a lot of agencies...

They never say that when you come early, - Hey you are early today, everything ok?

Sadly true! We are working in jails, hands tied to our keyboards and legs tied to office chairs!

hate that part all the time. bunch of pseuds

NO MORE FREE LABOR!!! Everyone needs to stop volunteering and doing unpaid internships. Young, talented people (with college debt) are being devalued. It's got to stop.

This is actually far better than trying to be psychic on what's wanted. What's far worse is a client who doesn't know what they want, but knows what they don't want when you show it to them - namely your first several concepts.

I do tend to agree... sometimes, ideas are shot down Coz visions clash, sometimes for spite, sometimes in ignorance... when the oldies sit at the top, and hire youngsters to give good ideas but don't take those ideas, what's the point?

When everything is urgent, nothing really is..

Steve Jobs, is that you?

My dad’s an executive creative director. The second, third, and fourth I know are not true for him. I am not sure about the first, though.

... And there are more, not only three!

Oh yeah, been there done that!!

"It will last up to 10 years of daily use" / "You'll be able to draw up to 1 billion times better" etc.

They ask for it in the form of Emergency Contact.

Usually, "Make it work!" becomes "Make it worse!".

deleting old files, hahahahaha, that f*****g true~!!!

Yes, because having the build of a Barbie doll due to lots of photoshop and starving yourself is "general population".

Yes! 'Buy More Pencils NOW, Dammit!'

I had to do some materials for an airport conference not long after 9/11. A conference attended by those in the industry. Number one requirement on the brief was not to show any images of aircraft as it might be considered insensitive.

You never told me I have to sharpen it! I am going to sue!

so true. heads always take weeks to come down on ideas and then look you with "why ain't this done" eyes after handing it to you an hour ago.

Classic

It's exactely like a "1 plus 8" rowing boat!

wtf does that even mean!?!

With some booze on the tables it could be OK.

Yup

I'd be like, "LOL! Be happy for the number of 'people who actually tolerate our constant advertising c**p that never gets us anywhere' we have currently! Let me know when you want me to get rid of our advertising." ;)

Yikes! I drew better than than when I was 3. ;)

I really dislike these kinds of industrial lies.

yes, here it is: 59dc7a6345...baa1ab.jpg

But management needs the newest iPhone every time it's released.

Like every luxe brand who now does perfume, luggage, watches, pen,...

"Nah! just use a picture of her from google!"

Oh goody! I feel SO much better now about my work, my job and my accounts!!"

Often is worse, we see that with politics here, they feel like they are minister, so they NEED to do sth and change, and it often end in bad stuff but that way they can say "I have made that education reform!"

i know a guy who knows a guy who used to make the changes ....

this one reminds me of a little story a few years back: client: i want an online store just like emag.ro , me: i can do you one better cuz things changed since they made it and they will also upgrade, client: no, i want it just like that, me:ok ... , 4 weeks into the 5 weeks project emag upgrades their site to the Exact look and functionality i was proposing the client Maxxit-Sho...9a-png.jpg

Power Point, a weapon against creativity...

lol iphone 8 ads in a nutshell

but the IPS is not going to match the UBS's

Organic pencil with no genetic modification!

These people do not exist. They are shoved out the door at 40 because their vast experience means they no longer think 'young' or 'hip' anymore.

Sentenced to being slapped repeatedly with a damp tuna...

and the logos they provide are low resolution...

Jerry Seinfeld's uncle Leo!

every.single.fcking time.... and they give it to you like they are really going out of their way to help you by putting it into PP

Divide et impera...

LOL!

Lions are in Venice, Cannes gives palma

one of my longest and most painful projects ended up at 19 drafts

Ugh! I remember this one... "yes, you are starting low, but I look forward to raising you up to where you should be quickly." Which never happened... and then "Bonuses are now based on performance of all branches together, your office's results were fantastic, but xyz city really had a bad year, and even though you don't work together or share projects/clients, no bonus for all your hard work." And that was my incentive to leave!

typical corporate fear!