From Bizarre To Hilarious: 50 Awkward Things People Thought They Could Sell Online
Interview With ExpertPeople often try to sell the most bizarre and hilarious items online, but it doesn’t stop there—they also charge outrageous prices. A prime spot to find these peculiar and overpriced listings is the subreddit r/DelusionalCraigslist. From services like turning your ex’s street into a drag strip to a $5000 onion ring, they have a collection of some of the craziest Craigslist ads out there. So, whether you're in the market for something intriguing or just looking for a good laugh, scroll down and enjoy these absurd internet marketplace ads. And be sure to check out our interview with jewelry designer Mridu Jain, who offers her insights on the quirky things that tend to sell well.
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Beware Of Log
Delusional? Perhaps. Hilarious? Absolutely
Hilarious. Wake up an entire neighborhood because of main character syndrome.
We see these marks as.................Hmmmm.......Boys from the Teenie P*##ie club.
Life Is A Highway
People might be drawn to quirky items for various reasons: they offer a unique way to express individuality and can serve as great conversation starters. However, not every quirky thing is worth buying or selling. Sometimes, people’s tastes can be quite questionable, and they might list truly bizarre items online. These peculiar listings often make you wonder about the seller’s choices and motivations.
In order to better understand the diverse and sometimes perplexing nature of online marketplaces, Bored Panda spoke with Mridu Jain, the founder and designer of Chiyo India, a brand renowned for its collection of exclusive, chic, and affordable jewelry.
It’s Cursed As Hell, And Made Me Laugh So Hard
Pay Me So I Can Spy On You All Night!
"No guys, no fatties and I will totally not stand there, watch you and hope you'll do the sexy time!"
Any Wealthy Women Want To Take Me Shopping ? Nothing Gay!
Well, there are so many delusional women looking for sugar daddies, it's only fair men try that, too!
When it comes to the world of online selling, the potential can be limitless, as you can reach a wider audience without much hassle. Mridu believes, “While it’s true that not every idea will be appealing to everyone, the beauty of the online marketplace is that it allows for endless possibilities."
"Anything and everything sells; you just need to click with the right audience. As long as there’s creativity and passion behind what people are selling, there's always potential to find customers, even for the most ridiculous items,” she adds.
Home Sweet Home
I Checked Her Other Listings, She Is Not Joking
You know this person is probably so excited about their jewelry line too. But I'm not going to judge, this person could easily be a parent supporting their child's fun new hobby or may even be someone with developmental issues and is genuinely proud of their work. You never know.
This $400k House
Many of us enjoy buying new things, and there are those who also love bizarre items. Psychology Today points out, “Many human behaviors are rewarded with pleasurable feelings (caused by the chemical dopamine). Buying stuff can release those same pleasure chemicals, and for many of us, our natural addiction to feeling good can hence be easily satisfied by buying something.”
Can I Interest You In Some 28 Year Old Home Canned Veggies From A Stranger’s Garage?
Didn’t Know Pvc Sheets Were A Thing, To Me These Look Like Garbage Bags $80
I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This Monstrosity
A design mentor at the Indian Institute of Gems & Jewelry, Mumbai, Mridu, says certain trends and patterns often emerge, reflecting the evolving tastes and preferences of her consumers.
“Sometimes fashion events like the Cannes Film Festival and the MET Gala play a significant role in fueling the demand for more experimental and daring jewelry. When celebrities and influencers wear bold and innovative accessories, people become more open to trying statement-making pieces.”
"Probably Needs A Battery"
I Love The Artists Who Sell Work On FB Marketplace
What’s Inside The Box?
I Don’t Even Know What To Say About This
However, that doesn’t mean every design, especially those that are poorly crafted or overly bizarre, will find a market. While creativity and innovation are important, the success of any new necklace, earring, or ring also depends on its appeal and quality. Just because your design is different doesn’t mean it will resonate with your buyers.
On FB
Just Cooked On A Sunday Evening
Will The Seller At Least Help Dig It Out?
Totally Worth It
The Most Delusional Post I’ve Ever Seen
Shipping worldwide to a global audience, Mridu explains how a crowded marketplace can make it challenging for high-quality items to get the attention they deserve.
“People’s reaction to odd or awkward listings is usually a mixed bag. On one hand, these unusual items often grab attention and generate buzz. They even attract curious buyers. On the other hand, if there are too many awkward or poorly thought-out listings, it can clutter the marketplace and make it harder for quality items to stand out.”
I Mean, It’s Only $4500
Is This A Thing Now? Selling Used Fake Nails?
A Used Cardboard Box For $100
Depending on who your target audience is, even the most bizarre items might find an eager buyer. “I think sometimes what might seem strange or unconventional to one person could be exactly what another is looking for. Niche markets often thrive on these quirky products, as they cater to specific tastes or interests that aren’t addressed by mainstream options. For example, we primarily cater to working women, and our boss lady and wild child designs sell pretty well.”
$100…. Per Hour?!
High Quality Portraits
This Has To Be Money Laundering, Right?
Mridu highlights that tapping into specialized interests can turn what might seem like an unconventional product into a successful sale.
However, when it comes to these Craigslist posts, it's often hard to tell whether the items are truly unique or just downright bizarre. This list is a reminder that the online marketplace is full of surprises, but not all of them are good ones. Which one of these products was your least favorite, and which of these would you consider buying?
Still Has A Lot Of Life!
Pay Me To Haul Off My Mosquito Love Pit
I'm Sorry What
Because your time is valuable and you can’t waste it walking through the woods to pick up one for free or how the rich get their parasites.
For Sale: My Chore
I'm Pretty Sure This Ship Has Already Sailed And Sunk
There are still people trying to sell them for more than this. I saw a post recently and a commenter was saying that she had one of these that is worth money and one that was worth nothing. It depends on the batch, material used, country it was made in, etc. Some are supposedly valuable to collectors but most aren’t worth anything.
Is This Delusional Or Fairly Priced?
The Word "Vintage" Always Multiplies The Value
Audio? That's a DVD player, and it's a 1st generation DVD player to boot. It's basically useless, as many DVD's manufactured after 2000 had serious playback issues with these early players.
Recent Find
Thanks, Obama
These Lease-To-Own Companies Are Something Else. $2,500 For A Playstation VR2 In Payments Or You Can "Save" By Paying Cash For "Only" $1,500. They Retail For $550
Batteries? What Are Those?
$5000 For A Dirty Shoe
"Cash Only, No Refunds"
Ah Yes 1500 For A S****y Laptop. Great Deal
Ah yes, $1500 for a laptop with less computing power than a $20 entry level smart phone.
What A Steal
Rice Cooker For Sale. Near Mint. Maybe If That Means It Includes Minty Colored Mold
Buy My Massive 12 Year-Old TV For The Same Price As A New One
Another Case Of People Thinking Disney VHS Tapes Have Value
Do A Few Thousand Dollars Worth Of Work And You Can Keep The Wood!!! What A Deal!
I’m Genuinely Curious If This Is Delusional Or Reasonable?
I did a Google search. Kelly Blue Book value ranges from $9,286 to $10,839. Available vehicles range from $9,000 to $10,000. This one might get a few thousand more if the mileage and condition are accurate.
Saling His Couch
Saw This For Sale In My Area, I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local FB Groups So Hard To Say
Totally Normal And Not Weird Activity
Not that delusional? Have you not seen how many people still think Trump should be elected President?
Load More Replies...A few of them clearly aren’t but the rest of them… wow. How do these people, like, hold down jobs, and have enough money to own a computer?
Load More Replies...I always assumed that most people knew that this is actually how people launder money.
I have found that there are collectors of all different kinds of stuff. People will pay good money for something that I would consider worthless. So it doesn't surprise me anymore to see these types of posts.
some were funny, and hopefully meant to be a joke. some were ridiculously delusional
Leno used to have a recurring segment called "Stuff We Found On Ebay". Legit listings! So yes--these are not a joke. Only now there are also FB Marketplace and Craigslist. More delisional sellers than ever.
This kind of thing is becoming more and more commonplace because, hey, if people are dumb enough to send a millionaire money so they can become a billionaire, then they'll send money for anything. Then there's the other side of the sword where people want to lowball everything because of people in dire need of money selling stuff too cheap just to get rid of it fast. IE, I'm selling a Harley. People want to lowball me because most of the time you see a bike for sale, the owner is in need of the money. I'd like to sell it, yes, but I'm not giving it away. It's costing me nothing to sit and if I don't sell it that's okay too. I see it as a spare engine and transmission for my other bike or my wife'. And as an Anniversary bike, it's also a complete spare body for my identical bike.
The poll question lacks the answer I would give: Sheer stupidity.
Not that delusional? Have you not seen how many people still think Trump should be elected President?
Load More Replies...A few of them clearly aren’t but the rest of them… wow. How do these people, like, hold down jobs, and have enough money to own a computer?
Load More Replies...I always assumed that most people knew that this is actually how people launder money.
I have found that there are collectors of all different kinds of stuff. People will pay good money for something that I would consider worthless. So it doesn't surprise me anymore to see these types of posts.
some were funny, and hopefully meant to be a joke. some were ridiculously delusional
Leno used to have a recurring segment called "Stuff We Found On Ebay". Legit listings! So yes--these are not a joke. Only now there are also FB Marketplace and Craigslist. More delisional sellers than ever.
This kind of thing is becoming more and more commonplace because, hey, if people are dumb enough to send a millionaire money so they can become a billionaire, then they'll send money for anything. Then there's the other side of the sword where people want to lowball everything because of people in dire need of money selling stuff too cheap just to get rid of it fast. IE, I'm selling a Harley. People want to lowball me because most of the time you see a bike for sale, the owner is in need of the money. I'd like to sell it, yes, but I'm not giving it away. It's costing me nothing to sit and if I don't sell it that's okay too. I see it as a spare engine and transmission for my other bike or my wife'. And as an Anniversary bike, it's also a complete spare body for my identical bike.
The poll question lacks the answer I would give: Sheer stupidity.