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I am the 16 of 17 grandchildren on my father’s side and the 3rd of 5 grandkids on my mom’s side. I only have one uncle and had 5 aunts combined on both sides of my family. I ask you where did all of these cousins come from?
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#2
Gay aunts/adoption, or the uncle has a LOT of explaining to do.
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#3
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
wird umschwärmt Erika,
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt: Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
schaut's mich an, Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt: Erika.
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Ian Lee 1 year ago
For anyone wondering it means: A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. Hot from a hundred thousand little bees is swarmed with Erika, because her heart is full of sweetness, delicate fragrance emanates from the blossom dress. A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. A little girl lives at home and that means Erika. This girl is my faithful darling and my luck, Erika. When the heather blooms red-purple, I sing this song to greet her. A little flower blooms on the heath and that means Erika. In my little room there is also a little flower and that means Erika. Already at dawn and at dusk Look at me, Erika. And then it seems to me that it speaks loudly: "Are you also thinking of your little bride?" At home a little girl is crying for you and that means Erika.
#5
The baby factory malfunctioned and babies got shot out million miles per hour to the power of a billion
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Mrs.King0315 (Post author) 1 year ago
The answer is simple. I have one biological uncle (my mom's brother) I also had 5 biological aunts (my mom and dad both had sisters) The cousins were born to my aunts and their husbands. (Uncles by marriage) Get it now? Thanks for playing.
Mrs.King0315 (Post author) 1 year ago
The answer is simple. I have one biological uncle (my mom's brother) I also had 5 biological aunts (my mom and dad both had sisters) The cousins were born to my aunts and their husbands. (Uncles by marriage) Get it now? Thanks for playing.
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