Dads On Twitter Are Joking About Their Wives’ Pregnancies And Here Are 40 Of The Best Tweets

That sounds like a super power to me

That is a superpower.

Uh, she has super hero powers because I couldn't do that.

That’s talent right there

...and may the odds be ever in your favor!

Ze perfect timing!

For a girl, "Triss" would also have been an option. "So it has come to Triss!"

She don't look like James.

Dad jokes just make me so happy, lol

Also a scene in Knocked Up, I call fake

Not sure I'd want to be a fly on that wall

but man, she would be mad if the TV broke

hell yeah protect that TV. Pregnant wife will be fine

Good luck. Lol

You have made a fatal mistake... game over... wanna start a new game?

*flees the planet*

I think the answer is “You look fantastic.” Omit the ‘No,’

*Antes up 28 million to get in that rocket with jeff bezos*

Its like „do I look fat?“ Don‘t answer under any circumstances. You can‘t win. Act like you did not hear it.

Aww that is so sweet

Aww.

*proud Dad*

I've heard this one before.

As we were leaving the house to go to the midwife center after my labor started, my husband said, "Wait, I want to change my jeans." DUDE.

Reminds me of when I was in active labor for 12 hours and in SO much pain until I got my epidural, my husband was sleeping most of the time (it was late at night/morning). After I got the epidural and it was time to push, I only had to push twice and my daughter was born. He looked me dead in the eye and said, "that's it?" I could have strangled him.

Frankly, you're lucky to still have use of those legs.

After a 40 hour labor and natural delivery, my almost unconscious wife asked "What does he look like?" Given the rigors of the labor, his head was slightly elongated (has since recovered!), but born healthy. Me - always being a wise ass said"He looks like a gnome!" I am SO glad the attending nurse wasn't holding any sharp instruments. The look in her eyes at that moment almost made me cringe.

Rookie mistake bro. Lol

So next time I tell you to clean your room or eat your veggies, remember that I'm the only one stopping mommy from eating you.

Was it worth it?

Great dad👏👏 congrats🙄🙄🙄 (sarcasm obviously)

that'll give mommy a little free time...and is funny

Imagine having sex with your husband, seems kinda cringe /s

Well, duh. And you think they don't already seeing as how you're married?

I had my husband (a minister}say almost the same thing to me when I got pregnant!

Wait, didn't image say 'make love'. Why change it? To p.h.u.ck (Jesus BP, quit censoring on the Internet.) with me because I hate the term 'make love'. That's gotta be it.

Wife: More specifically, people will know I had so little taste as to have sex with YOU.

She's plotting revenge. You definitely have to take over most of household chores and you also have to take care of her (and later the baby too) big time to make up for it

"You get to deal with everything labeled 'Some Assembly Required'."

i'm sorry but wasn't the F word kinda how ya got in the situation in the first place?:D

Sounds like June Osbourne

She did it to herself too though lol, can’t blame him.