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Everyone who has worked in retail knows that for every good customer, you get 2 horrible ones pulling up in the parking lot. It's a law. Like gravity.

But some people are so rude, so annoying, and so malicious, it's like they're on a quest to make as many workers miserable as possible. And sometimes they succeed.

When someone like that ruins your day, there's only one thing you can do. Vent online. I mean, you can't punch the jerk or anything—you're still in uniform. Pull off a stunt that damages the reputation of the company you're working for and you're out the door.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of these stories to show you that people in retail really deserve our respect; they go through these situations every day. For more similar experiences, check out our older pieces here and here.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glory hounding. Trying to do the right thing for the sake of appearances whether it kills anyone or not

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    In our piece on some of the most ridiculous customer demands ever, we mentioned one study that's relevant here as well.

    Turns out, people treat retail workers worse when they're looking for bargains than if they were less price-conscious. The University of British Columbia (UBC) Sauder School of Business paper, which was published in the Journal of Consumer Psychology in 2017, looked at several factors to determine how customers treated employees.

    One variable researchers analyzed was the words customers used when speaking to customer service workers.

    "When shoppers focus only on paying the lowest price, they become less attuned to understanding the human needs of others, or even recognizing them," Johannes Boegershausen, a UBC Sauder Ph.D. student who co-authored the study, said in a press release.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use that even if my father didn't die... you got served and I wasn't rude to you... smiling is nice, but you can't expect someone to be smiling the whole day

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    Researchers also analyzed customers' feelings towards the employees by showing them pictures of a flight attendant in the Ryanair (bargain) uniform, the Lufthansa (luxury) uniform, and a neutral uniform. Customers viewed the Lufthansa and neutral flight attendants as equally human, but they saw the Ryanair flight attendant in a poorer light.

    "We simply varied the brand, and found that people ascribed lower capabilities for experiencing emotions and feelings to the Ryanair flight attendant," Boegershausen explained, adding that this subtle dehumanization can take many forms and is not necessarily intentional.

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    Another experiment had participants communicating in a live chat with a rude customer service representative. They were then offered the chance to punish the employee through a complaint. The researchers found participants were 18 percent more likely to give a rating that would lead to disciplinary actions against the employee when shoppers were adopting a price-conscious mentality than when they were not.

    The researchers say the findings could help owners and management of discount stores, as the problem could affect their employee retention—previous research has shown that employees who experience rude and inconsiderate customer behaviors report higher levels of emotional exhaustion, job dissatisfaction, and burnout.

    Judging from these posts, retail employees deal with a lot of dumb stuff. At least they're strong enough to laugh from their misery.

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    Ripley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so small-minded that you have a meltdown over what fried potatoes are called.

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    Sum Guy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it... the mind is a stupid thing and will often do something like this

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    pusheen buttercup
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohhhh I've been there. I really have. There is genetic variation within every race... You can't say "you're not caucasian, because your nose is too big". I don't appreciate idiots who think they know your race better than you

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    Ripley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that lady is definitely going to miss her flight once the "grade-school educated" security person is through with her.

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    pusheen buttercup
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so sad... Even if you don't like lgbt, you could at least be civil enough. Surely there is some area between best buddies and worst enemies. I know this because I met people who believe i am going to hell, but they're still my friends :)

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    Blakkur Sverrir
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...they BUY (as in "pay for") books in order to burn them? I see great profit opportunities here

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Where they burn books, they will also ultimately burn people." — Heinrich Heine

    MandaPanda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't literally burn people. Burning a book is like burning the person who wrote it. (At least that's my interpretation, correct me if I'm wrong.)

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    Damo Lee Park
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood this. "we're going to support the author, by buying her books, just so we can burn them and tell her how we don't support her or her opinions"? Like the idiots who burned their shoes in protest. The companies already have your money. you're the idiot who just wasted it

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shot up eskimo coolers too. They really don't get how protests and boycotts are meant to go.

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    Truth Monster
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Catholic church tried to shut down unauthorized versions of the bible this way centuries ago. I imagine it was as effective now as it was then. the Protestants just used the money to print more.

    Sinkvenice
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They clearly don't realise that's utterly redundant . They bought the books, JK Rowling already has their money.

    some random chick
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also, its just a fun kids book. no reason for burning. everyone just needs to chill.

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    KT
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you not refuse them service and have them escorted out? That's really disturbing

    John Dilligaf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why? The store made a sale and profit from their kooky obsession. And it's not like the world's going to run out of Harry Potter books.

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    CatWoman312
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might as well get them to spend more money if they’re just going to burn it away anyway

    John Dilligaf
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea of book burning is disturbing - on the other had the bookstore just made a rather large sale and a nice profit, so there's that.

    Full of Giggles
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ask if I could participate in the book burning and then bring a stack of bibles to contribute to the fire.

    Marianne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heinrich Heine said: "Where people burn books, they will soon be burning people."

    Chaotic_pansexual
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The church is having a book burning tonight” what?! What church do they go to?!

    deanna woods
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another fundamental "Christian" who thinks Harry Potter books are from the devil.

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    Sarah Grape
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO! don't tell them about the others! burning the first one hurts too much in and of itself!

    Caroline Driver
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, now there's 7, plus versions in House colours, large illustrated versions, plus the extras like Rules of Quidditch - all the more money for the terf Rowling. She don't care what you do with them after she's got her cut, and the bookshop will be thankful for the sales. Knock yourselves out.

    Warren Cancilla
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rowling’s actual tweet in response to a burning threat: “Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.”

    Damon Hill
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of like tearing down historical monuments. You can't change the past and by buying books and burning them they're actually increasing sales which is exactly what the publisher likes. Sad how stupid the genpop has become.

    CharliAnn Olney
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is scary as ... Well, just can't think of a word I can use on a public forum.

    Sam Cook
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian whose father is the pastor of my church and someone I’ve watched the films with, along with my mom and siblings, since I was maybe five or six, I just want to facepalm.

    Gregg Bender
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that those books go into the sales total and boosts its figures on the Best Seller's list, you idiot?

    Erica Cochrane
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it makes me so sad when people burn books for no reason. but on the plus side, more sales!

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realise that drives up sales right? You're encouraging more publishing of those books

    Steve
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put pot leaves in between the pages, make it memorable for them

    Khavrinen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, no, if you want a really good fire you'll need to buy a lot more books than that! Heck, why not just buy all that we have in stock!" ( Too bad bookstores don't work on commission. )

    Fluffy Griffin
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean..as much as book burning is so wasteful... They are supporting the author by buying books and then making sure those copies can't be resold again (and thus more books need to be purchased new)... 🤷

    Lorelei
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad.Why would you discriminate such a loved book series?Its fiction, not witchcraft.

    Avery S Alberico
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes sense why the church would burn Harry Potter books, it is entirely based on witchcraft.

    Adam C
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh and she also wrote many other books you may wanna burn"

    Clearly sunny
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say to him, "Oh cool, me n my friends are doing the same tonight! But with the Bible!'.

    Easily Excitable Panda
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, be sure to add money to JK Rowling's purse and the store's profits. That'll show 'em.

    Christopher Troisi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    biggest reason why Harry Potter became so famous. Its not because its a good magician book, but because it stirred up a witch hunt . ( guessing that was JKR publishers job)

    Ada
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really. It happened in Poland too. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47771706.amp

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked in a garden center, a really friendly customer laughed and told me he had just embarrassed himself at another garden center by asking employees there, “Do you have chlamydia?” He said they just stared at him for a moment, so he followed up with, “Do you know where I can find chlamydia?” He then realized that he meant to say “clematis” and immediately turned around and left. I helped him find our clematis, and, as he was leaving, said, “At least you didn’t say you were having trouble finding the clitoris!”

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I want to see them take it to small claims . . . I want to see how far it will fly when it's thrown out.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, we'll rename this fee to education-fee and raise it by 50%. The lesson you've learned is that you don't pretend to be rich when you haven't got a dime to spare.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like: "make me appear first on google search when somebody search for [goddam words which have nothing to do with the customer's business]"

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you had one of those cases when you can't remember a password, ask for a reset, and when you type in the new password, it says that you can't use the old one :D

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    Steve Barnett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll try that with HMRC (UK's equivalent to the IRS). They’re sure to see the funny side.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that’ll pass no way he could go broke Definitely going to pay you back Yep. 9th times the charm!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh, so you can't handle things on your own. Need to the help from your solicitor, do you? Well, I have a solicitor too and she's better than yours.... See you in court!!!

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, and peacock feathers, but not too many; i don't want them to exceed the number of cherubs.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the customer gets my vote with this one. I am tired of going into a certain stationery shop here in the UK to buy a newspaper, maybe you know, other bits of stationery and have the cashier ask me if I want to buy 2 massive bars of chocolate for a reduced price. I saw the bars, I had to walk past them in order to get to the till. If I had wanted them I would have picked them up. So please do not push us to buy what we did not come in to buy.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps you need to start stating up front that locked PDFs will be sent straight back as you can't work with them, and start doing that?

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperial or metric has nothing to do with it. Pixel resolution does, as the same pic can be viewed on a large screen as on your phone.

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but the initial question by the client seemed like a reasonable request? And the reply comes across as patronizing. Am I missing something?

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