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'Cursed Comments' is one of those niche subreddits that have become an integral part of internet culture. Even though the community is relatively young even by online standards, it has already attracted over 3 million members and has been featured in various media outlets. (Bored Panda has also covered it here, here, and here.)

It's difficult to pinpoint what a cursed comment actually is. There are just too many forms it can appear in. According to the subreddit's 'About' section, however, the best way of defining it is probably a statement that gets you to think along the lines of "What the f$k did I just read?" and leaves you speechless while also somehow makes sense.

But the best part is that the incomprehension of the comment you just read (or the blatant gruesomeness of it) is also enough to draw a smile on your face.

Pewdiepie said 'Cursed Comments' is the worst subreddit. But is it really? Can it simultaneously be the best one too? In a couple of days, on April 10th, the community will celebrate its 4th birthday, so we decided it's the perfect time to revisit it and show you some of its recent top posts.

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DennyS (denzoren)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Racist bastards...that's just two bear friends seeing each other sharing a fist bump and then heading into the forest to get some grub.

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    We managed to get in touch with the moderators of 'Cursed Comments' and one of them agreed to tell us more about the inner workings of their subreddit.

    "I think people like it because all throughout the internet, you run across some odd images or videos, and this content may provoke thoughts that you wouldn’t dare say—but someone else did say it," the mod told Bored Panda.

    "It's one giant vault of the internet's best (worst?) cursed comments."

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    The person looking after the sub said the community is "a group of people who find amusement in seeing the wild and unspoken comments out in the vast depths of the internet that would probably go unnoticed and ignored" if it didn't exist.

    They're the heroes we didn't know we need. Many of the gems you see in this list have gotten only a handful of likes on the platforms they were originally posted on and most likely would have perished if it wasn't for these folks.

    "They aren't always the most sensible comments, but they are interesting nonetheless."

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    ellaphant
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great....And here we have Norman, representing the U.K. in the Ski Halfpipe event. Norman is 64, married to Sheila, and enjoys gardening. He has never left the U.K. let alone ski, but he's feeling chipper about the race.

    Vicky Z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a different suggestion also to have famous athletes but in different sports!! For example put Nadal to play basketball! That would be fun too!!

    Anne Edwards
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The marathon would take place for the week after closing ceremonies, all survivors will medal. Gold, Silver, Bronze and Aluminum Foil.

    Ritchat
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that, ladies and gents, is how the Hunger Games were invented.

    Rez Fidel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. Or..Athletes at the Olympics are allowed to take whatever they want. I mean imagine Usain Bolt running on Coke, Speed and XTC... i bet he becomes ultrasonic and then vanishes inside a wormhole..haha.

    commie pinkofag
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 82, morbidly obese, and have had both my feet amputated due to diabetes. I would love to nothing more than to make everyone on earth look at me in technicolor spandex.

    theoneandonlynoira
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that would be kinda funny, like people stumbling around and breaking necks. Just hilarious. Depending on how, erm, broad your sense of humor is😁

    Geeki Nikki
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would all be so entertaining! I'm for it! Well not the death part. But the rest is gold.

    Adrian
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember Eric Moussambani Malonga from Equatorial Guinea? He was nicknamed Eric the Eel by the media. He had never seen an Olympic-sized swimming pool before, and swam his heat of the 100m freestyle in the unprecedentedly slow time of just under two minutes - the slowest time in Olympic history by far. Moussambani even had trouble finishing the race, but he won his heat after both his competitors were disqualified due to false starts. No one remembers the disqualified swimmers, but Eric got headlines around the world.

    Victorya Chase
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want them to go through some reality TV level training first, though. Not enough to succeed, but to make them think they will.

    Human_TARDIS
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh you guys don’t start the hunger games pls… or the Olympic Games of Death

    Eb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't. Having flashbacks to school now, it's late at night and there's no ice cream in the house.

    Saint Thomas
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end of the Olympics, they should take the champion from each discipline and make them compete in a Battle Royale.

    Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I got archery: yippee a sport I'm good at! Skiing, snowboarding or swimming: nvm I'm dead.

    C C
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE THIS! Im definitely the bus driver to h*ll, but this sh*t is funny!!

    Mathew Aaberg
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think give them a few weeks of training to prevent drowning....

    Mr. Pigeon
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S**t..I hope that never happens if I were chosen I'd be dead with in the first five mins at some of those "sports"

    Gayfroggo He/they
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a swimmer I would love this opportunity. Im on the bus to a meet rn.

    perfect pikachu
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I would not like to compete in the Olympics. I hate gym class. And im only in sixth grade so… yeah. I couldn’t get selected even if I wanted to

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    Kakegurui Sandwich
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a swimmer: well half the strokes there are make it look like you’re drowning anyways so even if they got someone who could swim it would still be funny af

    Brad Mitchell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read alot of comments about excessive censorship. Ok

    Katie Pim
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it would be similar to hunger games, selecting random people to die doing stuff they aren’t good at just for the entertainment of the government

    Mari Bryant
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having traumatic flashbacks of Field Day in elementary school.

    Jennifer Johnson
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dream where this happened. my larger-sized husband was made to join a marathon. he looked awesome in white short shorts and high knee socks. excellent dream

    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New game show (or so I think) idea: So, You Think You're Athlete Material.

    Lyra Sis
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hunger games Olympic style "may the odds be ever in your favor" lol

    Hannah Edwards
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would fully support this, as long as my husband does the gymnastics dance thing.

    John Seidel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should do governmental politics this way for 50% of all political offices. Let the experienced "public servants" and the lottery winners keep each other in line.

    Sally Miller
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I wanna see is, after competing in their own sports, Olympians have to compete in one of the other sports, one they've never done.

    Hollie Marie
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I also can't ride a bike so I'm f****d for the triathlon 😆

    Claire Armstrong
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, if that WAS the case, I'd DEFINITELY start watching the Olympics lol! Can we just please do this? We can even do it as a separate thing and keep the "real" Olympics, if we really have to lol! It would be watched by millions worldwide lol! Someone should suggest this idea to a reality TV producer lol!

    Phonax
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the deaths would be the point of the randomness

    Betsy Novack
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any conscientious objectors or draft dodgers to Canada allowed? Can imagine a bunch of folks with six months training trying to.master the pole vault or ski jump. "He's over Poughkeepsie now. What a miraculous moment"

    Marble2
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some of us as such as visually impaired, women, immigrants, do more work surviving than an actual olympic athlete, so maybe they should open another discipline

    Marie Bland
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contestants should be picked like being chosen for jury duty...Random

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE THE TALENT OF EVERYONE WHO COMPETES! BUT.... OMG THIS WOULD BE AMAZING!!!!! HOW DO WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN?!? 🤔ᴴᴹ

    Run
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just say the "I can do better than them" guys can finally have a chance to put up or shut up.

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    Mikey Kliss
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, I'd hope you could pick the sport. Like enter the drawing by picking your top 5 events

    Caroline Nagel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the best I've ever read. It made me laugh so hard I cried! Thanks to the poster!

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    I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I've been doing.. :) AND GOOD LUCK.:) HERE====)> https://www.hmjobz.com

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    I get paid over 190$ per hour working from home with 2 kids at home. I never thought I'd be able to do it but my best friend earns over 10k a month doing this and she convinced me to try. The potential with this is endless. Heres what I've been doing.. :) AND GOOD LUCK.:) HERE====)> https://www.hmjobz.com

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    "Over the course of our history as a subreddit, we grew naturally for a long time and became a rather large community [on our own, but] then PewDiePie made his first video [about us], and we exploded in popularity," the mod recalled.

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    "It's been an amazing journey watching and helping grow a community like this, and having one of the largest YouTubers in the world make videos on it is pretty incredible."

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    Cursed Afterlife

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    But more members also mean more problems. "It's become more difficult to moderate a sub of such scale, and we deal with a lot of mod harassment/abuse, people who want to disrupt the flow of things and make our lives harder."

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    "Often, the people who decide to verbally abuse us are just angry because we removed their post/comment or banned them," the mod explained.

    "We once even had a user who manually DMed every single moderator of our team individually with a message purely consisting of the n-word and no more."

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    The moderator said that every Reddit community has at least a few bad apples, but "due to the nature of our subreddit, it tends to be worse than some others."

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    For better or worse, the internet has become the last place where you can make such comments as few risk saying these things to people in public.

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    Even before the infamous incident between Will Smith and Chris Rock at the Oscars, the most dangerous thing that a comedian has to face today is offending political correctness.

    Last year, Jennifer Saunders' take on the matter made headlines in the likes of Mail Online (“Jennifer Saunders says Absolutely Fabulous wouldn't be commissioned today in Britain's 'woke' culture").

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    The closest Saunders had come to saying that was the vague assertion that people "talk themselves out of stuff now because everything is sensitive."

    But in the past, she was more direct. "People are so politically correct now," she said in 2017. "You can’t even get away [with playing] a politically incorrect character, because that is seen as being politically incorrect."

    "Everyone's down on everyone for everything."

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    Cursed Countries

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    Comedy gives us a break from everyday challenges. So if cursed comments help you to escape existential dread, who cares if you're laughing at them or not?

    They're just someone's random thoughts that escaped through their fingers into the ocean of the internet without any harmful intentions. (At least I hope so.)

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    Hydroboi
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing he planted those because he foresaw that we would be like zombies because of covid.

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    Vicky Z
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what we've been doing wrong then!! Girls don't fake orgasms if you don't plan to swim off afterwards!!

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    Cursed Birthday Party

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    Cursed_vegetative State

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    spicy jesus yesss i laughed edit: as opposed to sweet jesus, salty and umami. i saw it on another boredpanda post

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    Cursed Porn

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best graffiti I saw was "Jumping Dave is gay". No idea who he was, why he got the name Jumping Dave, no idea if he was gay or not. But is sounds like a Netflix drama we deserve.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those too young (or innocent) to understand: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT FOR YOUR OWN SANITY! Trust me on that! EDIT for those who stumble upon this and don´t know what it is about: Two girls, making out, looks hot, then they share a poop-cup. No, literally, excrement in a cup.

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    #50

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    #52

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    ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ll try and make it innocent.. because he’s so strong he literally cuts them into pieces when he picks them up

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    #64

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    cybermerlin2000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop a fake severed finger with fake blood on the floor and say "Nearly done, I will see you in a minute" and when you are finished, open the door, stick your head out and call out "Next!"

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    cybermerlin2000
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My introvert gay neighbours finally visited me and asked what I wanted for my birthday. I was so shocked! I said "F*ck me!" It's been 3 weeks now and I still can't sit down

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    Boreddd
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking with a glass of water on the street and taking sips at random times

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    #76

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haaaahaha, *cough*. I was sipping coffee when I read this. OMG this is hilarious.

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    #78

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to my uncle. He didn't have cats, but he did have three children under the age of six.

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    #83

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is Aunt May getting sexier and sexier with every new Spiderman? In the next reboot she will be a nymphomaniac stripper and marital aids enthusiast.

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    #85

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother once fell down a cliff and rolled under a train. He lived. Broke both his ankles though.

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    Florence
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swear to god. stop censoring suicide. it’s a word and it needs to be more publicly talked about so people who have suicidal thoughts know how to get help

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    Cursed Kindness

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    Elisabet Larsen
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I just died laughing. I tried this and this is the result: Florida man climbs playground equipment, allegedly yells to children about how babies are born

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    #93

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    #102

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    #104

    Cursed Break-Up

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    #110

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    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all furries like to s**t themselves while wearing diapers. Just sayin’. It’s REALLY hard to get all the feces out of fur…

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    #120

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    Cursed Italian Wins The Football Final Banter War

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    #128

    Cursed I Dunno What To Put Here

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