Cos mousies need homes with fancy schmancy front doors. In the UK the mice don't live like peasants. They be fancy AF. And it's cute.

Local planning laws - it is designed to break the roof line in non urban sites

Here in Holland they are giant concrete balls and here they are meant to deter motorists from driving on the sidewalks. So I guess same but with metal cones?

There used to a window tax, the more windows you had, the more tax you paid. These are bricked up windows to so the home owner at the time paid less tax. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax

Statues dedicated to the Covid nose swab.

True story, America did try to adopt them by pretending they invented them and calling them something like pastry dogs only to be called out globally for their bullsh*t

Jesus - is this a joke......????

They are Karen traps. If you annoy shopkeeper or pub landlord, they open these so that you fall into the hole as you leave. This is why we don't have as many Karens in the UK.

Salt is stored in them for when the roads are icy and the grit trucks come out

The school one is two children

Because many of our homes were built before we had proper roads. There wouldn't have been any cars when that house was built.

Can someone tell me why Americans pour milk over candy, and eat it with spoons at breakfast?

Because most of us don't live in big a** mansion with laundry room ? And very normal in Europe ?!

Because they were often houses or shops that were converted to be restaurants by the look of it.

These are very unusual: possibly 2 on the country. The one in the town of Slough is known as the "magic roundabout".

So the cars can watch Top Gear

we dont make fridges in the UK

Sometimes the crime rate is so high that the courts just put a tag on the whole town to save time

Just eat it and you might stop posting this nonsense.

Ah ....live a little

Well, I will agree that it isn't "straight from the can" type of fresh. But aging cheese has been done for many hundreds of years.

As an Italian, I wouldn't eat it for anything in the world. Ewww!

In case you fall sick, you already have the penicillin with you!

Go for it. It will make you look & feel youthful again. Cures cancer, vitiligo, baldness, increases sexual stamina, & creates peace in the world.

Not to my taste, prefer young Cheddar, but some people like well-matured cheese.

Boy oh boy... you probably don't want to learn the full truth about dry-aged beef. Those drying rooms are full of moldy, fungus-coverd hunks if expensive beef. They literally just trim the nasty outside off before sending it to the kitchen for prep.

Should not have mold.

Do you waste cheese when mold appears? Or just scrape it off and keep using it? I keep using it, cheese is expensive!

No it ain't

All cheese has mold. They just trim all the visible stuff off in the US. Unless you are buying really fancy cheese.

Does look a bit dodgy to me.

Do people not realize that kraft singles is not the only American cheese? Deli cheese exists. American is hy far not the best cheese, but it serves its purpose.

It's not that old: 36 months is better🙂

Urgh

Americans don't read. It's not parmesan.

24 months old (for muricans: 2 years) cheese tends to look like this. And it is natural!

Because it IS parmesan and not just CALLED parmesan like in the USA.

Those are for kids? We have those too in the Netherlands

Feudal Realty. The seller chooses as many realty companies as they like and the best champions are chosen to represent them in the arena and fight to the death until either one survives or the house gets sold

Because we aren't as fat so we actually fit in. Plus most toilets aren't this small

One is hot. The plumber who installed this ran out of hot labeled taps.

We climb over them. It's part of a street based assault course

cheddar is never orange - you mean red leicester - American Cheese is not something anyone from Europe recognises as 'cheese'