Great way to teach your kid NEVER to confide in you

😳😬😳 laughing so much right now!

Nice burn.

Are people actually this stupid in real life?

if only you could choose who you sleep with

I don't get the whole parent tracking. Like, she could do whatever she wanted in the restroom of any of these places. For gods sake, stop treating daughters like they are your chattel.

no this is NOT normal!!

Anyone ever mention the two words Passive Aggressive to you??

No it's true my dad always pooped in the lasagna and I'm super smart!

I recall reading about a parent forcing a tattoo on his kid. The dad was jailed and must pay restitution to his son when he is released.

Decided to teach my kids early about the sexualization and dehumanization of women.

The problem with stupid people is that they don't know they are stupid.

Weird flex, but ok.

But I’m getting kids and gay? Like I can adopt

I'm going to go out on a limb and say this dude owns more than one red hat.

grand master asshole!

His kids are gonna have so many issues with food and their body image.

Dude, just go to therapy and leave your poor kids alone.

So many different forms of abuse

Because 14 year old girls aren't self conscious enough, let's fat shame them before they've even finished growing into themselves. /s

A** hole doesn't describe what a f***up person you are. I feel for your kids.

You are the asshole.

Ye-e-es, yes you are!

Listen, many a chubby 14 year old (girl and boy) ended up becoming a tall willowy 16 year old. Many others didn’t, but later pretty much matured into gorgeous women and men—-including those who may not have what some consider “perfect” bodies but embrace it and are just as gorgeous. I was a skinny adolescent who blossomed by my mid-teens —-but wasn’t skinny. From then on, I was curvy (though still had a smaller ass than a Kardashian). I also never lacked for enthusiastic attention from men (yeah, I’m straight). Of course, I’m also smart, funny, bold, and not at all shy about voicing my opinion—-with citations from legitimate sources. I’ve been that way since high school and have never changed. I graduated high school in 1978, btw, so being that way made me stand out from the crowd back then. Listen up; being multi-dimensional like that, instead of being all about your looks, allows for a better transition into old age, as being an interesting multi-dimensional person is age-resistant.

You mean *force the rules on them, not ENforce.

Yes. Without question, wholeheartedly, undoubtedly, as Maury would say: "YES! You ARE the asshole!"

The assiest of all the assholes.

Uh, yes. I would say yes you are.

I get the health is important part but who's selecting a "partner" at age 14?!? He had a girlfriend not a marriage proposal and this right here is why kids develop eating disorders! Ridiculous! Now this poor kid is probably not going to have another girlfriend until out of school because no one wants to date the kid with parents who fat shame girls.

wonder what she is considered heavyweight

Ummmmmmm.......yes? you are the a hole?

What a f*****g CLASS-A #1 JERK does that kind of batshit crazy thing to ANYBODY??? Much less their own son and his girlfriend??? You aren’t parents; you’re MONSTERS!!!

No you're not the asshole, you're a piece of s**t. I will never understand penis/vagina patrolling. You do not have the right to tell your kid's privates what they should like, because YOU don't like it. The only time a parent should step in is if there are abuse issues in the relationship. Damn I hate people.

But mental health, well that's not real, just good old exercise for the muscles.

I need the Reddit comments

The son will be happy…without his superficial asshole family

i read the title and thought "yes very much you are"

What a complete arsehole and dingbat if she genuinely thinks Thin/Slim equals healthy and being bigger isnt'. You can be very healthy at both and very unhealthy at both. Illness and disease doesn't care what body weight you are unless the person is Extremely overweight but even then, not everyone is unwell.

Yes! Duh!

Ummm...kinda sorta, yeah.

🤣

Yes you are. No easy way to say it

Yes. Yes, you are the a*****e - and in so, so many ways.

You're permanently stupid...but she can lose weight if she wants to. Odd you raised an empathetic kind son.

This arsehole dad will be in for a rude shock when his daughters are teens

Wow this dad is gonna loose his kid at 18. Ok hope he does too. Bc he's a crappy father.

Yep. 100% a-hole.

Not only are you an assh*le, you are shallow & ignorant as well.

NOYB! 😵

YES YATA

You are an absolute AH, you don't own your kids, if you try to control their lives in this way, you will lose them all.