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While questionable cooking choices won’t get you arrested, unless you veer into poisoning or arson, they will get you mercilessly mocked and shamed online. So it’s best to learn the dos and don'ts of the culinary arts.
An internet user wanted to know what others would classify as food crimes, and the answers were illuminating. And for those who get scared to take up home cooking after seeing this long list, we wanted to get some beginner tips from professionals. So we reached out to Bintu from Recipes From A Pantry and Monti Carlo from BudgetBytes to get some tips and tricks. So scroll down, take notes, and upvote the ‘crimes’ you agree with.
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#1
Making a burger that is so fat I can't fit my mouth around it. I want to be able to taste all of the toppings in each mouthful without ingredients falling out of the bun.
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#2
Using cauliflower as a 'healthy' ingredient replacement and saying it tastes the same. Cauliflower is a great vegetable. You can make rice out of it, you can use it to bulk up a curry, you can slice and roast or fry it. But it tastes like cauliflower. It's never going to taste like potato or rice or meat. So let's not pretend. You're always going to be disappointed when it doesn't taste as good.
Echidna learns extreme ironing 1 year ago
Celebrate the cauli for what it is. It ain't a lamb chop peeps.
#3
People who 'don't like leftovers'.
Phyllis Turbin 1 year ago
And the flavors are nice and saturated together.
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Wax0nWax0ff 1 year ago
In general I agree with you but there are some things that just aren’t good reheated, like most French fries or Kraft mac and cheese
Dawn Marie 1 year ago
I am getting better about leftovers. It isn't about not liking them for me, it is a phobia. I am a germaphobe. I also have major issues about using milk again after it has been first opened. I am getting better with therapy. Just thought I would throw my two cents in.
CG 1 year ago
I think that's a fair statement. Some things can be reused well, whereas other things can't. I personally loved taco night when I lived with my mom, cause she'd reuse the ground beef in a spaghetti sauce, or how she'd dice up leftover pork roast into small pieces, and would make a good fried rice or stir fry.
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Bob Banks 1 year ago
Does no-one eat bubble and squeak anymore? Only reason I cook Sunday lunch is for bubbl and squeak on Monday!
R Dennis 1 year ago
I have no problem with not liking leftovers, but I don't like just throwing them away. My wife refuses to eat leftovers (she knows she has an issue) and sometimes I only get leftovers for three or four days before we catch up... so, I do kind of hate leftovers.
supposedlydead 1 year ago
It's a sensory thing. They're not the same, they feel like paste 9/10 times
kate h 1 year ago
When I found out that my (now ex) husband loved lasagna, I made a big pan using my mom's outstanding recipe. He loved it - said it was the best lasagna he'd ever had. And then REFUSED TO EAT THE LEFTOVERS. That was the first and last time I ever made lasagna for him. What a f_ck stick.
Steve Robert 1 year ago
The only leftovers that aren't good are the leftovers that people didn't like the first time
Givemeabreak101 1 year ago
I like many things the next day better the flavors are blended and more intense. Also you can aways make something different.
Clarf 1 year ago
I've never understood this one. Many foods are BETTER the second day. Spaghetti, chili, meatloaf...
Susan Robinson 1 year ago
Sometimes the food is better the second day! All the sauces and spices, etc. soak into everything. Makes it better all the way around! Plus, less cooking!
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
We cook to deliberately create leftovers. Prep and grill 5 pounds (2.27 kg) of chicken. Now you can make sandwiches, quesadillas, wraps, etc. for days.
dollh h 1 year ago
Same here. It also saves tons of money, and you can eat healthier.
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Random K-pop Stan 1 year ago
I'm sorry.... But I'm guilty lol. I still eat them, because I hate being wasteful, but it's not as good and something about it... Lol most of the time I have to force it down.
Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Yeah, I never got this. I make a big pot of spaghetti sauce every few weeks. I freeze the leftovers in single serving portion sizes so when I don't feel like cooking, my husband can still have something other than a sandwich. I always make 2x the rice and then make fried rice with the leftovers (you really need to let the rice sit in the fridge at least overnight). Also, I just can't see wasting food.
Ruth Harper 1 year ago
Depends on the leftovers. Lots of food is great leftover. But some things, potato for instance, just don't taste very good the second day.
Jon Lee 1 year ago
Fry up cold boiled potatoes or mash, then change your mind.
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Sprouted Tater 1 year ago
I so agree, leftovers free me up to do other things a couple evenings weekly.
Sinnsyk Jakte 1 year ago
I am the kind of person who will absolutely devour more than two to three meals because I know I will not eat the leftovers.
BLONDTROBL 1 year ago
We love leftovers. I made crockpot chicken tacos today, doubled the recipe, and we'll have enough for the week, if I don't freeze any. My husband would eat them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Morgan Carpenter 1 year ago
I go to this Mongolian bbq place called YCs and i swear up and down that it tastes better the next day.
Demosthenes 1 year ago
My only downside to leftovers is that the meats tend to take on a gamey taste after they have sat in the fridge overnight.
Emily Phillips 1 year ago
My cousin is like that. I don't know how she can afford to go out to eat everyday
Dorothy Stovall 1 year ago
I generally don't like leftovers. I mean, chili or spaghetti sauce, or maybe fried rice, some casseroles, but most seem kind of "unclean" to me. I guess it's kind of a phobia. Also, I can't stand the smell of a refrigerator with a bunch of barely covered used food in there.
Rae Ramirez 1 year ago
The best vegetable soup I have ever had was the big pot about three days old!!!
Regina Machamer 1 year ago
Life tip: Velveeta shell Mac and cheese actually tastes better after it gets cold and you microwave it. All Mac and cheese does, really, imo anyway lol but Velveeta is so good microwaved it gets a whole new texture just lower power so it doesn't burn and stir between intervals for best results. I sometimes make 3 boxes at a time so I have plenty leftover to microwave for the next 3-5 days.
Lsai Aeon 1 year ago
This one depends on WHY they don't like leftovers. My son, for example, is on the autism spectrum and has sensory perception disorder on top of that. He can't handle leftovers due to his autism and sensory perception disorder, I'll give those reasons a pass. But not liking leftovers just because, yeah that's a no-go for me.
Jared Robinson 1 year ago
I can understand this. A lot of people don't realize you can USE THE OVEN to heat up left overs, and a lot of food re heated in the microwave is just no good. Anyone ever tried to microwave a mcdonalds french fry?
CrazyKnitter 1 year ago
Honestly, this was me growing up. I've gotten over my leftovers issues but my sister hasn't. She won't touch leftovers.
Tsdey 1 year ago
but for pizza... microwaving it makes it taste like garbage so I never eat leftover pizza (not like there ever is any... I eat the whole pizza)
LandAhoy 1 year ago
If you reheat it in the oven or grill for just the right amount of time, it'll be just as good. You can even add extra cheese, herbs, and it'll be even better than first time!
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Sapna Sarfare 1 year ago
Leftovers are awesome. And Indians love to do great stuff out of leftover stuff.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
So...do they cook everyday...or have a large family...or throw them out?
D Destroyers 1 year ago
The leftovers are often better or easily made just as good as the first meal. Wasting food is so stupid and cooking a brand new meal every single night sounds exhausting
Load More Replies...Firstly, we asked Bintu what she would give to a complete beginner. “The biggest tip to getting started is to not bite off more than you can chew (pun intended). Start with easy recipes that require little to no prep and just a couple of ingredients that you can successfully complete. Easy wins build confidence and make you want to keep cooking! That’s why I focus on including many easy, low-stress recipes on my site.”
Monti Carlo, helpfully, gave her list of tips to start with. “Read the recipe, all the way to the end. Make sure you have all of your ingredients prepped before you begin cooking and that you've given yourself enough time to cook the dish. Taste your food throughout the cook and season accordingly. Keep in mind that food continues to cook even after it's off the heat, and adjust accordingly so you don't have an overcooked mess. Don't make new dishes on important nights. Go with your tried and true favorites, or test new recipes before your big event.”
#4
Throwing out foods that are cosmetically imperfect even though they’re perfectly fine to eat. I say this since my sister does it. If she finds a single wilted green in her tub of lettuce, she’ll throw the whole thing out.
#5
Not breaking Kit Kat’s into their individual sticks before you eat them. A friend of mine once bit sideways into a Kit Kat and we were all horrified.
#6
I didn’t try it, so I might be unfair, but those 50s-70s cookbooks with jelloed everything, like big jelloed roasts and jelloed mayonnaise salads really freak me out. I don’t know if it actually tastes good, but it seems pretty heinous to me
To go along with helpful tips, we wanted to know what common mistakes or misconceptions a lot of amateur cooks tend to hold. “A common mistake, and one I’ve made too many times to admit, is not checking to make sure you have all of the necessary ingredients before starting a recipe. Luckily, it is often possible to substitute for a missing ingredient, so I like to provide variations and substitution tips for my recipes. You can also DIY a missing ingredient. I never seem to have buttermilk on hand, and when I learned how to make buttermilk it was a total game changer!” Bintu suggested.
#7
My mother microwaves salad.
Not a meat or egg or other salad.
Salad made up of plants. In the microwave. For 60 seconds.
#8
My dad salts the s**t out of his food before trying it. My younger brother seems to have inherited this trait.
My aunt (my dads oldest sister) does this and also stirs a healthy spoonful of sugar into her glass of red wine.
#9
I saw someone eat pineapples with Mayo once at school and it should be considered a war crime
Monti Carlo focused more on the techniques of cooking. “I often see new cooks overcrowd a pan, which lowers the temperature in the pan. This prevents the liquid in the ingredients from turning into steam. Since the liquids don't get a chance to escape, they end up sitting at the bottom of the pan, and stew your food instead of searing it. It's also really scary to watch a new cook use a chef's knife. They hold it like a serial killer.”
#10
Any sort of flavored hummus or a dip called ‘hummus’ that doesn’t use chickpeas. The word hummus means chickpeas in Arabic, so if it doesn’t have chickpeas it's not hummus. Call it any other dip, but don't confuse it for hummus.
The Scout 1 year ago
Even when it IS chickpea hummus, there are atrocities. When the supermarket near me had a new owner, he obviously did not know what hummus was, and, re-structuring the assortment, only stocked it in flavors like chocolate or caramel (yes, those exist). He seemed to have taken it for some kind of breakfast spread. After copious complains from customers he now orders the "real stuff".
#11
Putting "caramelized onions" on the menu, and serving onions that have been blanched in sugar syrup.
Everyone knows the difference.
#12
Using Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise or sour cream in a recipe like Deviled Eggs or potato salad. There is nothing that ruins a good plate of food like biting into that sweet, fake-tasting goop.
Karen Grace 1 year ago
I didn't taste real mayonnaise until I lived on my own. Even then I first bought Miracle whip because it was what I grew up with, and it was cheaper. I got real mayo on a bogo sale and never looked back.
Lastly, just to show everyone that even the pros make mistakes, we asked both what was the worst meal they ever made. Bintu proposed looking on the bright side:” I like to think of it as a kitchen experiment, not a bad meal - lol! I am all about trying new things in the kitchen, and I love testing out flavor combinations. You don’t know what you’re missing if you don’t take a chance.”
#13
There was an old recipe card... I dry heave to even think of it... Baked whole bananas, wrapped in ham, smothered with hollandaise.
#14
This is my own food crime confession: I really love to eat lemons as you would eat an orange or a clementine — by peeling it and eating the whole thing. For some reason I love the sourness. Of all my strange food preferences, this one really causes witnesses to cringe.
#15
My mom used to make this s**t called pear salad. It was canned pears topped with a huge pile of shredded cheddar cheese and either mayonnaise or sour cream. I've never tried it. It looks as unappetizing as physically possible to me. She loves it.
Also I once spent an hour making mushroom risotto and my roommate doused it in ranch. I'm still not over that.
Monti Carlo brought up her possibly more well-known worst meal:” I can't remember the worst meal I've ever made. Probably the one that got me kicked off of MasterChef 358 years ago, my novice take on Graham Elliot's Tropical Sashimi dish, a favorite of President Barack Obama's.”
If you want to explore their recipes, guides, tips, and tricks, you can find Bintu’s work at Recipes From A Pantry and Monti Carlo at BudgetBytes. And if, instead, you want to keep exploring food crimes, check out our other article here.
#16
Baked meat with no seasoning. Dry, sandy, and disgusting.
#17
I had a gf that would eat butter from the stick. Like a candy bar.
#18
Adding certain powdered spices at the end of cooking, close to when you turn off the heat. Most spices must be added early in the cooking process to get them to bloom, get rid of the raw taste, and really blend with the other ingredients. This goes for powerful spices like cayenne, cumin, coriander powder, etc...
The Scout 1 year ago
This absolutely depends. Fresh herbs usually profit from being added just at the end of the cooking process, while dried ones have to be added earlier, so they can have time to rehydrate. Other spices are very specific in that regard. I usually start to fry things like cumin, coriander powder or curry mixes with a bit of oil, as it makes them stronger and rounds off the taste. But I would not do that to pepper or similar.
#19
Boiling most vegetables. Steaming, roasting, grilling or even raw veggies are better than boiled vegetables.
#20
Not something I've seen, but my parents said when I was 4 I'd sneak into the doritos, lick all the powder off some chips, and put them back in the bag.
When my parents would try to eat some, they'd suddenly be horrified by grabbing a cold and soggy chip.
#21
My mother-in-law's burrito recipe. Room temperature flour tortilla, boiled hot dog, canned black olives, and shredded carrots.
#22
When I was younger my older brother would eat mustard and nutella sandwiches.
#23
Severely overcooking steak. I have a relative who likes his steak cooked extra well done. I don’t know how he even gets it down. Why bother getting nice steak if you're going to over-cook it to death?!
#24
I used to share a house with a guy, and every time a bottle or jar of sauce was only about a third full, he would fill it up with water and shake it 'to get his money's worth.' That's not saving money, it's just making your condiments taste awful.
A Wild Bean 1 year ago
I understand using a little bit of water to get the last of the condiments, but... one-third condiment to two-thirds water???
#25
My neighbor used to pull all the cheese off her pizza and cover it in ketchup
#26
I just had a coworker tell me he puts sugar in with his spaghetti nothing else
#29
Putting ice cubes in milk. My daughter does this and it drives me nuts. There's nothing worse than watery milk.
A Wild Bean 1 year ago
I used to do this, as long as you don't take forever to drink it, it doesn't get watery
#30
I cannot stand the way my mother eats sandwiches. Take, for example, a roast beef sandwich. She takes it all apart and eats the roast beef and then the bread separately. It's meant to be eaten all together...that's what makes a sandwich taste good!
#31
My aunt stirs a spoonful of sugar into her glass of red wine. Now that is a new one for me, and it's unforgivable. An ice cube in wine is pretty common, but sugar in your wine? Absolutely not.
#32
My brother was allergic to cow's milk when we were younger. I have witnessed him pour orange juice into his cereal and eat it.
Huddo's sister 1 year ago
Fair enough reason, I've heard of a number of people who do this for the same reason. Sounds better than water. Mind you, now alternative milks are more common, I imagine less people will be doing it.
#33
Grilling burgers and not putting the cheese on the burger while it's on the grill or toasting the buns.
#34
Italian: Undressed noodles with a pool of sauce on top.
(I don't fuss that much with carbonara purism. I think non Italian redditors get more worked up about it than Italians TBH. Mostly I don't know why people call something carbonara that's not.)
#35
Chopped tomatoes in bechamel? That's just Mormon queso.
What do you think ?
Christos Arvanitis 1 year ago
Food crime confession here. I LOVE putting ketchup + parmesan cheese on leftover undressed pasta. Aside from this, my wife and I have a solid relationship...
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 1 year ago
Ngl ketchup and parmesan on underssed pasta is really good
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Cami 1 year ago
The real crimes against food are posts like these. It's seriously tacky to go on the internet and bash other people for their personal tastes. How about a positive post for a change, because all I ever see on this site is "disgusting" this and "weird" that. Do you really not have anything better to post? Don't like it, don't eat it, but there's no reason for you to log online and click clack away on your keyboard to c**p on what other people think tastes good. You're not Gordon Ramsey FFS. Bored Panda gets all preachy about accepting people for who they are and then turn around and bash people who have different opinions, or hell, even live in a different country (seriously, xenophobic much?).
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
Lack of seasonings. Most people have half a dozen spice bottles, not including salt and pepper. There is a huge variety of herbs, spices, and liquid seasonings from around the world. I think my kitchen includes at least 50, likely more.
T5n 1 year ago
I fully agree. I once joked that I’d have to have a spice stash set aside if I ever had to live in a bunker.(This was at a museum with a nuclear bunker display so a friend of mine and I were talking about it we would be willing to live in a bunker.)
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Rachel Reynolds 1 year ago
This may be an unpopular opinion since I know several people who do this, but cottage cheese does not belong in lasagna. I fully support the death penalty for this food crime.
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
My ex used to make rice when I spent all day making lasagne and scratch made tomato sauce. He thought every meal needed rice. That's why he's an ex.
Load More Replies... Emma Schumann 1 year ago
My Ex ate pea sandwiches. Canned peas and lots of mayo on bread. He also crumpled saltines up in a bowl, added milk and sugar, and called it cereal. My brother ate ketchup sandwiches when he was young. A friend of my husband once stopped by at dinner time so we invited him to join us. He put ketchup on the chicken cordon bleu I made. I never liked him.
Ivy Ruonakoski 1 year ago
My former mother in law drinks half milk, half Coke. It's grey and looks revolting. Never was brave enough to taste it.
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 1 year ago
Sometimes i eat bananas sideways when I'm alone just out of spite. Also one of my favourite strange food combos is definitely strawberries dipped in honey. Try it.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
Strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar are amazing!
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Mackenzie 1 year ago
My friends were at my birthday party ,and 2 of them dipped pizza into ranch dip, and dipped ketchup chips into chocolate fondant, PROCEEDED TO PUT THE CHOCOLATE KETCHUP CHIPS ON THE PIZZA, AND EAT IT
Mackenzie 1 year ago
Nothing is more of a food crime than that. Even hell is afraid of my friends
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Salty.Hag 1 year ago
I do a few things people think is odd, I like sharp cheddar cheese with my gram crackers, also like ketchup on my pizza and really enjoy eating tomatoes like apples.
Gin 1 year ago
In the UK eating strong mature cheddar (which I think is like sharp cheddar) with digestive biscuits (similar to 'gram' crackers) IS a thing, and not considered weird at all, similar to eating tomatoes like apples. The ketchup on pizza.... I'll pass but I doubt you're alone!
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Sivi 1 year ago
I saw one student years back have ketchup on their porridge. It was quite quiet for a few minutes in the cafeteria.
Gin 1 year ago
Not everyone has porridge as a sweet dish - some add salt and no sugar. I can't say I'd want ketchup on it but I do think people, generally speaking, should be allowed to eat what they want.
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RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago
It's not my thing, but I understand the theory of savory and sweet together.
Load More Replies... Christos Arvanitis 1 year ago
Food crime confession here. I LOVE putting ketchup + parmesan cheese on leftover undressed pasta. Aside from this, my wife and I have a solid relationship...
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 1 year ago
Ngl ketchup and parmesan on underssed pasta is really good
Load More Replies... Cami 1 year ago
The real crimes against food are posts like these. It's seriously tacky to go on the internet and bash other people for their personal tastes. How about a positive post for a change, because all I ever see on this site is "disgusting" this and "weird" that. Do you really not have anything better to post? Don't like it, don't eat it, but there's no reason for you to log online and click clack away on your keyboard to c**p on what other people think tastes good. You're not Gordon Ramsey FFS. Bored Panda gets all preachy about accepting people for who they are and then turn around and bash people who have different opinions, or hell, even live in a different country (seriously, xenophobic much?).
Nikki Sevven 1 year ago
Lack of seasonings. Most people have half a dozen spice bottles, not including salt and pepper. There is a huge variety of herbs, spices, and liquid seasonings from around the world. I think my kitchen includes at least 50, likely more.
T5n 1 year ago
I fully agree. I once joked that I’d have to have a spice stash set aside if I ever had to live in a bunker.(This was at a museum with a nuclear bunker display so a friend of mine and I were talking about it we would be willing to live in a bunker.)
Load More Replies... Rachel Reynolds 1 year ago
This may be an unpopular opinion since I know several people who do this, but cottage cheese does not belong in lasagna. I fully support the death penalty for this food crime.
Jude Laskowski 1 year ago
My ex used to make rice when I spent all day making lasagne and scratch made tomato sauce. He thought every meal needed rice. That's why he's an ex.
Load More Replies... Emma Schumann 1 year ago
My Ex ate pea sandwiches. Canned peas and lots of mayo on bread. He also crumpled saltines up in a bowl, added milk and sugar, and called it cereal. My brother ate ketchup sandwiches when he was young. A friend of my husband once stopped by at dinner time so we invited him to join us. He put ketchup on the chicken cordon bleu I made. I never liked him.
Ivy Ruonakoski 1 year ago
My former mother in law drinks half milk, half Coke. It's grey and looks revolting. Never was brave enough to taste it.
Nothing_To_See_Here_Folks 1 year ago
Sometimes i eat bananas sideways when I'm alone just out of spite. Also one of my favourite strange food combos is definitely strawberries dipped in honey. Try it.
Tyranamar Seuss 1 year ago
Strawberries dipped in sour cream then rolled in brown sugar are amazing!
Load More Replies... Mackenzie 1 year ago
My friends were at my birthday party ,and 2 of them dipped pizza into ranch dip, and dipped ketchup chips into chocolate fondant, PROCEEDED TO PUT THE CHOCOLATE KETCHUP CHIPS ON THE PIZZA, AND EAT IT
Mackenzie 1 year ago
Nothing is more of a food crime than that. Even hell is afraid of my friends
Load More Replies... Salty.Hag 1 year ago
I do a few things people think is odd, I like sharp cheddar cheese with my gram crackers, also like ketchup on my pizza and really enjoy eating tomatoes like apples.
Gin 1 year ago
In the UK eating strong mature cheddar (which I think is like sharp cheddar) with digestive biscuits (similar to 'gram' crackers) IS a thing, and not considered weird at all, similar to eating tomatoes like apples. The ketchup on pizza.... I'll pass but I doubt you're alone!
Load More Replies... Sivi 1 year ago
I saw one student years back have ketchup on their porridge. It was quite quiet for a few minutes in the cafeteria.
Gin 1 year ago
Not everyone has porridge as a sweet dish - some add salt and no sugar. I can't say I'd want ketchup on it but I do think people, generally speaking, should be allowed to eat what they want.
Load More Replies... RafCo (he/him/ele) 1 year ago
It's not my thing, but I understand the theory of savory and sweet together.
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