Sad thing is my 5 year old son would scream his damn head off if we asked him to sit on Santa's lap but would run with his arms extended toward Krampus.

The sparrow uprising

Obviously, people a long time ago could also be fed up with christmas greetings...

When I think of Christmas, I definitely think of dead birds.

Back in the days when people and animals alike dressed and behaved much more formally than today.

I don't mind this - at least they look friendly. No sense of impending doom like some of the other cards...

Chewbacca?

Children heads in flowers is the stuff nightmares are made out of.

DRUNK BIRDS!!! Got it!

Because nothing says Christmas more than a voodoo doll and cannibals

The first of the 'free range' chickens

Lucky that's a water jug and not the chamber pot.

It's only happy if you're the bear!

Poor frogs all 'croaked'

the product of somebody's feverish nightmare

this one would be perfect for Halloween

message from Hogwarts!

Ohhkaaaay, so someone's been on the illicit substances again...

I know mussels have feet, but this is too much! ha haha

Are they undressing?? lol

A believable reaction to Frosty coming to life.

Jellyfish in the sky. Reminds me of those modern day pictures depicting a young person, or a city with flying fish in the air.

I like the big long kangaroo slippers.

wow..."purrfect" is quite old.

Toy Story: the early days.

This one is actually nice. Just like some of Aesop fables' illustrations.

I thought it was the 6th day of Christmas and the '6 geese a laying' were going to be laying on the dinner table.

What's with festivities and frogs?

That is one evil looking snow person

I have coulrofobia. Help!

We need more cats in xmas cards.

Christiane Raymond

Poor kid. He missed Halloween.

Exactly as I imagine Australia.

Can't unsee that now.

Hm...children pie.

Nothing says 'true love' like a dead moth!

Really creepy - and quite Eastery, too!

I don't think this is Victorian.

All these years....we only left him cookies and milk when what he really wanted was wine.

Hark, The Christmas Invertebrates,

Getting a bit stuck for rhymes?

Anyone else notice she's holding a whip?

From the Christmas goat!

I can actually relate to that!

I am.

Goats are scary.

Gambling dog.

Cute

This one is cool

What's those lyrics in Jethro Tull's old song, “Eyeing little girls with bad intent?” Yeah, that's what this scene reminds me of...

No dont go fishing over there... Merry Christmas.....

I didn’t get anything great for Christmas this year. Just some Chinese junk.

Nazi jackboots? So it was all forecast before we were even born... ADOLF-HITL...e8e9f4.jpg

The gift of some condoms would be great ...

It'd be a lot easier if that lazy boy got off and helped!