Pipe weed

Okay, this one's great.

"I heard that Merlin is the best" "Are you kidding me? He just refers you to someone else."

This one is hilarious! To make the connection between a fan and a windmill! This is my kind of person!

Comics

Been there lol

Oh LORD, how I hate that! My wife understands that it would be grounds for divorce.

Um, about that.

the damage to the ear must be on the left one

What a lovely voice you've

Lightning’s always sexy dude

Cute! Moose tracks!

Would be a great name for a song, say, by The Specials

Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.

Who said Howl?

Tom Pettrified Forest.

"As long as you get the vowel right."

We don't know either - if we did, we'd be dead

due to the absence of enough cones

“Nah, I think he got the point, see? So embarrassed, poor dude”

I saw the great Cesar Romero at a dinner theater in the early 2000s. It was sad.

...is not their treasure.

Oops! I've always "heard" that as "blue horned moon" lol

"Any suggestions? Let's go round the round table."

Honestly? Don Quixote probably lost.

My entire working life

To William Burroughs; "You're not a bad husband. Everyone's under a lot of stress right now."

Schticks?