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50 Times It Was Totally Unclear What Designers Were Thinking When They Came Up With These Crazy Phones
There’s something incredibly satisfying about the way phones were designed back in the early 2000s. Whether it’s the nostalgic effect for all of us 90s babies, the plethora of buttons, or perhaps the fact that you never feared dropping them down a flight of 500 stairs, those little (sometimes not-so-little) devices sure made our childhoods more interesting.
So let’s use a metaphorical time machine to look back on some intriguing designs that make us look at our reflective touch-sensitive blocks of technology with a sense of disdain, with us asking, “Where did it all go so wrong?”
If you’re curious to learn more about modern-vintage (not sure if that’s a category, but it should be!) phones, make sure to check out this Bored Panda article right here. Don’t forget to vote for your favorites, dearest Pandarandas, and let’s get this phone rolling!
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My Grandma Gave Me This Old Phone Today As A Housewarming Gift. It Quacks When It Rings. I Was Terrified Of It When I Was A Child, So That’s Why She Gave It To Me
We have an Elvis phone. Elvis is about 7” tall, dressed in a shiny gold suit holding a microphone. He sings and gyrates to “you ain’t nothing but a hound dog”
Who doesn’t like a little bit of nostalgia to hit just right, both in the pain and pleasure departments of the soul. You’ll definitely want to sell yours to see the return of these intricate and fascinating phone designs, making you feel as though you’re living inside one of those indie sci-fi films.
In the most basic sense, mobile phones allow us to keep in touch with others, whether we’re on the go, or just splayed out on the couch rewatching the same episode of Friends over and over again because it acts as therapy. It’s not therapy, Stephanie, go get some professional help!
Found My Old Cell Phone With Optional Clip On Chatboard For Easier Texting
Motorola Startac Rainbow
If we’re to have a slight history lesson, mobile phones have been in development since the late 60s and throughout the 70s, but they were too bulky to be considered truly portable. Whilst Motorola dominated the early mobile phone landscape, Finnish company Nokia joined the mobile phone evolution, coming into prominence in the early 1990s.
We’re all aware of the iconic Nokia 3310. It may have looked closer to a brick than a mobile phone, but if you built a house or a chapel out of that model, it would live through wars, floods, tornadoes, hurricanes, volcano eruptions—everything. Nothing destroys the Nokia 3310. It will exist longer than the Sun and our known universe.
Motorola Flipout Mb511
Simens SK65
When you're expecting an important call, but you have an exorcism to perform at noon.
Siemens Xelibri 8
The models that we see here today were mainly released from 1998–2000, introducing the market to seemingly never-ending customization. From ringtones to shapes to color schemes, to the way they opened and twisted and turned, phones became somewhat of a fashion accessory and a way to express your personality.
Although they were incredibly complex in appearance, they were capable of fulfilling only the most basic of tasks, compared with the capabilities of mobile phones today. With Apple, Samsung, and Huawei dominating the market, we’ve seen the emergence of the plain rectangular black mirror, which can hardly be compared to the simpler, yet iconic and personable devices of the past.
Nokia 7600
I bet you could play hockey with it and it would still work.
Cool Old-School Crank Phone At My Work
Motorola Aura A Premium Phone
As shared on NokiaMob.net, some believe that smartphones have reached the peak of usability. “Usability is something that drives design creativity, and nowadays we only use phones to soak our minds in the wonders of the modern information-driven world, thus the design becomes irrelevant,” they argued.
We all tend to buy phones that are usable, durable, and have good battery life, and as we’re all just buying protective covers to protect our precious belongings anyways, is there really a need for more design innovation? As Adam Conway, an Irish technology fanatic, stated, “Innovation is fun, but innovation leads to products that aren’t good enough for everyone.”
It all boils down to the fine dance of balancing functionality with design, as well as market competition. Design should complement functionality, not contrast it, and although our heads may turn to the next shiny thing on the shelf, the way it works will be the element that keeps us coming back for more.
Nokia N-Gage
Samsung Serenata
Nokia 7380
As Ferdinand Porsche put it, “Design must be functional, and functionality must be translated into visual aesthetics.” Lisa Maltby, an illustrative designer, explained that any product must solve the user’s problems and make their lives easier; thus, creatives should combine functionality and fun in the most effective way possible.
To put it simply—if I can’t use it, I don’t want it. What’s the point of having a triangular phone if I can’t fit it in my back pocket? What’s the point of having a flip phone if the screen is indenting in the middle, making it look messy? What’s the point of my phone being run by an AI that can read my mind and tell me how useless I already know I am?
I Finally Got An Xperia Pureness
The Nokia 3650. First Phone With A Video Camera. It Helped Establish Symbian Os In The Consumer Market
This Old Jaguar Still Has Its Car Phone
The lack of production diversity says a lot about the market itself. Consumers want to be comfortable with their purchases. Would you really want to invest in something utterly different that hasn’t been seen before? It’s been done a couple of times in the past, with big innovators joining the game, yet until another genius comes forth, we’re stuck with the reflective magic rectangle.
As you continue this voyage into the nostalgic, dear Pandas, make sure to continue upvoting your favorites. At the end of it all, leave your opinions and thoughts below: did we have it better in the past or is the present pretty neat as well?
Have a great one and happy scrolling!
2003 Nokia 6810. An Unbelievable 71 Individual Buttons On A Handset This Size
Motorola V100
I had one of these! The only way to talk was to use the corded headphones so when you got a call you better either have them on already or wish they won't tangle!
Samsung Sph-N270
My Beautiful Motorola V50. In The Dark Gray Color, Which I Think Looks Best. Great Phone, Very Small, Compact, Has Great Range, And It Still Works On 2g Networks
Siemens Xelibri
My Old Phone Has This Unusual Button
I Found So Many Old Phones While Decluttering My Grandpa's Office
You can donate these to battered womens shelters. So long as they still work, you can use it to call 911 without it having to have service.
Two-Faced Samsung
Nokia N-Gage
Ericsson T60d. Limited Edition Spider-Man Version
Samsung Dual Flip
Newgen C620
Toshiba G450. The Weird Little Phone
I have so many questions. Wouldn't the buttons get confusing? Why is the screen so smol Why does this EXIST?
The Year Was 2010. I Was Being Handed Down This Phone From My Brother. Suddenly I Felt Like The Coolest Kid In the Class. This Is My LG KU990i
Samsung Serene
Introducing My 2009 Samsung Gloss Sch-U440
Sierra Wireless Voq
During The '90s Motorola Service Centers Offered "Express Exchange" Loaner Phones To Customers While Their Phones Were Out For Repair
Virgin Mobile Lobster 700tv
This 20-Year-Old "Modern-Looking" Landline Phone
Motorola 308 Startac
This Is The Google Sooner, Which Is A Prototype For The First Android Phone. It Runs A Super Early Version Of The Android
Fly Z300
Nokia 7700
Oh, that was a fancy phone... designed for gamers. I had a classmate who had one and the graphic (in those times) was incredible. However, considering the limited availability of gamed and going online with your phone was still expensive as fück, it remained a status symbol but nothing more.
Nokia E90
I Still Like My Nokia 9110 Communicator
Nokia 5510
Motorola StarTac 6000e
My Old Mobile Phone Is Cool. Samsung P300 From 2005
I had this! Everyone called it the calculator. I loved it, glad it made the list.
My Phone's Battery And Main PC's HDD Both Started Failing At The Same Time, So I'm Relying On These Two A Lot More For The Time Being
Sidekick II
My Old High School Cell Phone And The Phone I Got After It
Samsung P910 TV
And back then people were thinking who would watch tv on their phones.
Sch-V870
Nokia 9210
Some of these may look a bit daft, but at least they tried something different. Pretty much every phone now is a more or less identical glass rectangle with slight differences on the back.
But, you dont need any of the buttons, because they are all touch screen. And since we want to watch movies/memes and look at pictures, any curves would either enlarge the phone or distort the screen. We have foldables now, which will ultimately become standard. But I think the flat rectangular screen is here to stay.
Load More Replies...No, they are the pinnacle of innovation. This design is "right."
Load More Replies...My phone has a 6.2 inch screen and just sticks out of my inside coat pocket enough that I can not close it, looking at a replacement they are even bigger. I find it annoying that each generation of phone gets bigger. I'm also old enough to remember when phones fitted into a shirt pocket without a problem. Ladies, how the hell you manage with such small or even no existent pockets in clothes amazes me. You would think that these phone companies would listen that not everyone one wants a huge phone. Oh and while cleaning out some old stuff we came across an early Tablet...its screen size is less than modern phone. screen sizes
Agree! I miss smaller phones! The smallest good phone I could find is the Pixel 4a - 5.81 inch screen. I bought it used/refurbished on Swappa from a seller with many high ratings. Great price and perfect condition!
Load More Replies...I think the hamburger phone deserves a mention here. Also while not a monstrosity the designers went all out with the Ericsson t68 deserves a mention. In, 2002 it was one of the first triband (world wide usable) to have email, a color screen, internet (WAP), bluetooth, IRDA, MMS, t9 and an optional camera attachment. Ericsson p800 one first modern touchscreen with camera.
Back in 2004, I befriended one guy, who had Motorola brick phone, I don't remember which model, but it was considered "vintage" even back then. He threw his phone on the ground from second floor, battery fell out, he put battery back inside and phone worked like nothing happened. Which phone would survive this now?
Looks like I am too old. I know most of them and I would kill for them at the time... so much memories
One of my old phones was a Motorola flip phone with a detachable camera. You had to carry round the camera part in your pocket and clip it into the bottom of your phone when you wanted to take a picture. It had 180 degree swivel action though, so you could actually take a selfie (before they were called selfies) all in wonderful full VGA quality(!)
I remember a lot of those cool looking flip phones being trendy and really expensive. You wanted one because of the gadget appeal, but they would break because of the wear from being flipped and swiveled all the time
Some of these may look a bit daft, but at least they tried something different. Pretty much every phone now is a more or less identical glass rectangle with slight differences on the back.
But, you dont need any of the buttons, because they are all touch screen. And since we want to watch movies/memes and look at pictures, any curves would either enlarge the phone or distort the screen. We have foldables now, which will ultimately become standard. But I think the flat rectangular screen is here to stay.
Load More Replies...No, they are the pinnacle of innovation. This design is "right."
Load More Replies...My phone has a 6.2 inch screen and just sticks out of my inside coat pocket enough that I can not close it, looking at a replacement they are even bigger. I find it annoying that each generation of phone gets bigger. I'm also old enough to remember when phones fitted into a shirt pocket without a problem. Ladies, how the hell you manage with such small or even no existent pockets in clothes amazes me. You would think that these phone companies would listen that not everyone one wants a huge phone. Oh and while cleaning out some old stuff we came across an early Tablet...its screen size is less than modern phone. screen sizes
Agree! I miss smaller phones! The smallest good phone I could find is the Pixel 4a - 5.81 inch screen. I bought it used/refurbished on Swappa from a seller with many high ratings. Great price and perfect condition!
Load More Replies...I think the hamburger phone deserves a mention here. Also while not a monstrosity the designers went all out with the Ericsson t68 deserves a mention. In, 2002 it was one of the first triband (world wide usable) to have email, a color screen, internet (WAP), bluetooth, IRDA, MMS, t9 and an optional camera attachment. Ericsson p800 one first modern touchscreen with camera.
Back in 2004, I befriended one guy, who had Motorola brick phone, I don't remember which model, but it was considered "vintage" even back then. He threw his phone on the ground from second floor, battery fell out, he put battery back inside and phone worked like nothing happened. Which phone would survive this now?
Looks like I am too old. I know most of them and I would kill for them at the time... so much memories
One of my old phones was a Motorola flip phone with a detachable camera. You had to carry round the camera part in your pocket and clip it into the bottom of your phone when you wanted to take a picture. It had 180 degree swivel action though, so you could actually take a selfie (before they were called selfies) all in wonderful full VGA quality(!)
I remember a lot of those cool looking flip phones being trendy and really expensive. You wanted one because of the gadget appeal, but they would break because of the wear from being flipped and swiveled all the time