This Twitter Account Is Dedicated To Showcasing All The ‘Crap On LinkedIn’ And Here’s 40 Of The Best Finds

Becoz....JFC

Seems legit.

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Since you're obviously smarter than the interviewer it would take you 3 months max. before the interviewer would have worked under you. But since you declined the offer, you proved you're not that smart after all.

Come on you guys, it's obviously satire. I think it's pretty funny

OMG, if this is real then satire really is dead...5 years, that f**king hilarious....

What a f*****g d**k! Could you even imagine working this twat? "If you could ,like ,work all over the weekend that would be great...."

I'm still chuckling five minutes later.

Ah, so I'm still being interviewed by the 30 companies I applied to but haven't heard back from the past 2 years... there's still hope for me yet *clenches fist with glee*

This actually isn't bad.

This one is a fine analogy, the shorter match is not short, it's crouching :)

Nice But I have worked places where anytjing and everything is labeled negativity, and you would get in trouble for repirting faulty routines

LOL "negativity" re people who recognise you're being a parasite on others. that's all a business is , a parasitic petty dictatorship by which to build Ivory Towers.

Well, it went over my head. What's going on?

Wouldn't it make you seem dumb. I mean 30 is a bit too much

My goal is to try to wait for the person to finish asking. This is hard already lol

Count silent or count loud?

Nah, just makes you look really slow on the uptake. No comprende.

"what time is it?" - "...30 seconds ago it was 08:40!"

Genius! In my next salary talk I will ask merely for a cup of cheap coffee and a motivational claim. I already feel a craving to work overtime.

As a human being, that's a kind thing to do. As an employer, however... sticks and stones may break my bones, but words and caffeine won't pay the bills.

No Daniel...it's about pay rises.

I'd be weirded out if someone wrote such a long sentence in a cup and gave it to me. I'd be "craaaazyy dude" and feel awkward

Because actually talking to someone face to face is out of the question.

Don't blame it on technology, introverts and quiet people have existed for a long, long time. Surely, people back in the days also avoided small talk and minded their own business, by reading a book, knitting, unwrapping mummies, etc.

PLEASE tell me this was a sarcastic joke!!

So this guy is pining for the good old days when technology didn't interfere with human interaction while at the same time spearheading a company that sells that same technology? I think their corporate motto is something like "We sell the tech that you will regret having"

i dont understand why he thinks that not using technology in a coffee shop is weird. I mean i meet my friends in coffee shops all the time and we end up walking around not even touching our phones

Whoever wrote this is kinda dumb...

Taiwan was testing, tracking and quarantining everyone entering their island as early as January. When everyone else was still denying reality.

Are you kidding me? The semester was delayed by two weeks and we’ve been wearing masks from January up until now. Even more, public gatherings are still closely monitored and three of our field trips were cancelled for this reason. Taiwan was in fact one of the first countries to begin this. End rant

Taiwan also stopped all flights from Wuhan in January

I wonder if my neighbors STD was caused by the cell tower down the road? She swears she hasn’t been spreading for every Tinder date she’s had in the past two years. I wonder if 5G will make the Herps spread ever faster? What a COVIDIOT and why the hell is this dumbass employed ? Or able to freely speak?

"They did not shutdowns of anything" Work on your english, dude.

The name of her company is NameDrop Marketing and she has the gahl to say Apple will never be successful LMAO. Is your whole marketing strategy based around saying your better than people who are obviously far more successful than you?

Wow. He broke the code.

Is..is this guy for real??

what is a bird scooter?

This genius has the hash "no such thing as luck"...must be awesome to control the kind of power that you're a free from circumstances beyond your control...

This hurt my brain.

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