My owners have to sit in the same room with me. I think it's so they know I'm not opening tuna cans behind their backs.

We all have awesome feet.

I'm a shut-in, so I can't leave them.

This is a very good comic! We approve!

You don't snooze, you lose.

I have two flumps.

L O N G !

Audi's like this. Bouche likes the bathroom sink, and I pet her there. Audi will flop helplessly to the floor, because I never pet him ever. He gets more pets than she does, just not in the bathroom.

Audi is clumsy, and not just because of his weight. As a kitten, he was always falling over because whatever he was doing was far more important than learning to stay upright on his fat soft can-opener.

We are super stars.

A cat I used to belong to years ago would try to chase the part that does the actual printing.

Us? Dramatic? Who do you soft can-openers think you are, calling us dramatic? We hiss in your general direction!

We're not allowed to tell you. Union rules.

The whole point is to give the soft can-opener something to do.

Shark kitty

my grandpa

Stupid soft can-openers, always staying up past our bedtime.

No

AVERT YOUR EYES!!!!

Haha! I betcha, most cats seem to prefer their real names out of the millions of nicknames we give them.. But my cat (named Nugget) has so much, new one every day, he just doesn't give a f**k anymore- out of anything, I mostly call him "Spooby, Schmoopie, Moogie & Smoofy-kins." I use the first one so often, he responds to it the most & I think he thinks it's his real name, he likes it 😆

Where's the cat?

It's not about the size of the tree but how you decorate it

TIESTTOOOO YOU WONT SEE ME CRYIN ON THE BATHROOM FLOOOORRR-I AINT EVER COMING BACK FOR MORE-