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It’s been seven years—sorry, seven months—since we compiled Bored Panda’s very first list of coronavirus jokes. At that time, it all seemed slightly surreal. The first COVID jokes and puns reflected reality and aimed at educating people. Soon, though, with the viral threat snowballing into one of the greatest public disasters of modern history, the absurdity level skyrocketed.

A new kind of comedy was born. COVID humor turned out to be as savage as the virus itself, and no meme, pun, or one-liner was out of the question. Throwing COVID jokes around became a new kind of weapon against the collective trauma and misery we live in.

And since we've rolled into the second wave of this viral turmoil and everyone is getting a little philosophical and sentimental, the COVID jokes are on fire just like they were the first day. Just better. They matured like a collectible wine, which will get us all the way through 2020. So, roll up your sleeves for this very gourmet compilation of the freshest COVID-19 humor. For dessert, check out more corona jokes here, here, here, and here.

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This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

This Paper Sign At Our Local Sandwich Shop

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    Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

    Protect Yourself, Protect Others!

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    IlovemydogShilo
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Londoners but all British towns and cities. If the lights were seen from the air they made easy targets for the Luftwaffe. Even rural villages did it. Everywhere had men called Air patrol men who would sound a siren to warn people to black out their windows and stay in and the siren would sound again when it was safe. There were high penalties if you didn't comply.

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    It’s not only you who noticed that corona jokes have become darker than they used to be at the start of the year. The fact that the pandemic has gotten way worse and it’s nowhere near the end has surely escalated the darker sense of humor.

    In a recent interview with comedy writer Ariane Sherine, we talked about the effect the pandemic has had on our lives. The woman from London, United Kingdom told us that she, like many others, tries to limit the flow of corona-related news daily to limit the psychological pressure.

    "I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend, but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said.

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    #4

    Mask-Wearing

    Mask-Wearing

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think there's any correlation between the people who wear masks incorrectly and the people who use contraceptives incorrectly?

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    On the other hand, the sense of community we all share these days is stronger than ever before. “On the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together,” Ariane commented.

    This sense of community is also key to corona humor, which has become a universal subgenre transgressing all social media platforms, cultures, and backgrounds. Memes, puns, and one-liners hit us hard in a similar way that the virus does. It’s not selective and speaks to everyone.

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    In every absurd corona joke, there’s a sense of empathy in the things we are all going through. And since the grounds of optimism seem to be depleting daily, there’s only one thing we can do. Sit back, relax, and poke fun at the world which hasn’t been so nice to us lately.

    #8

    The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

    The Denver Broncos Have The Entire Town Of ‘South Park’ In The Stands For Today’s Nfl Game

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    #9

    I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

    I Sure Hope That The Corona-Virus Doesn't Catch A Case Of Malignant Narcissism

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    #10

    When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

    When Trick Or Treaters Get Within 6 Feet Of My Door

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    #14

    It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

    It Doesn't Get Any Better Little One

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    #15

    I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

    I Wonder How Dense The Population Is?

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    If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

    If I Cover My Eyes And Ears Long Enough, The Corona Virus Will Magically Disappear...

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    #17

    Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

    Best Thing I Saw On Facebook Today....

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a rubbish bin within the quarantine hotel no less - not out in public. They've changed the policy so the bins don't have lids and are no contact style. Gotta say I know some here are a bit tired of it all, but I'm proud of my country. The above mentioned outbreak was so small and caught and traced so quick that by the time it was in the news it was over. We just gotta hang in there - covid won't go away because we are tired of it

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    #19

    First Post

    First Post

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's something I've wondered about in recent years...do you HAVE to be old to be a politician in America?

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    #21

    Don't Be Afraid You Said?

    Don't Be Afraid You Said?

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    Falcon
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is real, then he's an even bigger idiot than I thought. Getting THE best care in the world and then calling it not too bad is straight out idiotic. Or is he really so delusional that he thinks that every person in the US has access to this kind of healthcare.

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    #26

    The Best Mask Guide

    The Best Mask Guide

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    Rissie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That snoot is adorable! Will watch instructions on how not to wear gladly. While wearing a mask of course.

    Among Us
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar to this at my local Trader Joe's...

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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the one where the mask is on like a hat! I’d love to see that on the adorable doggo 😍

    I'm lay sheep in China
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    This may seem safe but Animal doesn't have to wear mask since they're respiratory system is weak than human so masked may cause Trouble breathing for them

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    aww, yeahh, let's all look like suffocated dogs! good idea *applause*

    Justin Seagull
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They follow the rules much better than a lot of humans do so that means humans are even bigger dangers than dogs? Okay, got it.

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    #29

    Detector Goes Shhhhh

    Detector Goes Shhhhh

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tr*mp: “I let 200k+ Americans die to avoid causing panic” Me, a constituent of Jacinda Ardern, who did what Dr Bloomfield et al said and then made a video online to address our panic because IT’S NOT AN EITHER-OR THING: *I can’t quite describe the facial expression I made*

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    #30

    The Four Covid-Personality Types

    The Four Covid-Personality Types

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    Phil Vaive
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd honestly rather see someone without a mask than someone who just has it down on their chin. Like if you're gonna be an asshat about it, at least go all the way.

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    #31

    Nah, Santa Died From Covid

    Nah, Santa Died From Covid

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    Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

    Coming To A Store Near You Very Soon

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need some masked figures so they can be examples to others. 😂

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    #35

    Cursed Photo

    Cursed Photo

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    David K
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2019...please come back, I know I told you to go to hell, but you know I never meant to...friends now?

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    #37

    One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

    One Of The Only Times Where Deadpool Is A Role Model

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    A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

    A Picture Of My Brother In P.e Class Today

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    #40

    We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

    We Didn't Make It To The Moon Choosing The Easy Way Out

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    Hubertus Touché
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but... the whole moon landing was staged, no? And this was done in order to hide the fact the earth is actually flat and it now conveniently proves corona is a hoax. Oh and next to all this Santa is real, so is the easter Bunny and the current president of the USA is a sweet and lovely guy! *takes another Xanax... or 2... :-s

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    #41

    Where Can I Get A Purse

    Where Can I Get A Purse

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    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It isn't "gay" to carry a purse. I get the point she is making, but implying that purses make someone gay is a weird leap.

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    #42

    Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

    Berlin Gives Middle Finger To Anti-Maskers In Tourism Ad

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The officials in Berlin are going bananas about this. I think it's good!

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    #44

    Some People Don’t Learn

    Some People Don’t Learn

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    InstantRamenGuy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, weeks later, they come back saying that the hospital they were in was an illusion made by the government.

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    #45

    Alex Jones On Covid-19

    Alex Jones On Covid-19

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    He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

    He Did It Boys, Covid Is No More

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    #48

    Email Etiquette

    Email Etiquette

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    David K
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every work e-mail starting with: Dear, I hope you are still alive...

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    #49

    Pandemic Time

    Pandemic Time

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    #51

    The Office Corona Joke

    The Office Corona Joke

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    #52

    2020 Off!

    2020 Off!

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    Hubertus Touché
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother2020er! Go 2020 yourself! You're a 2020ing loser! Get the 2020 outta here! And so on :-)

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    #54

    Sign I Put On The Door Of The Liquor Store I Manage. Let The Games Begin

    Sign I Put On The Door Of The Liquor Store I Manage. Let The Games Begin

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    Chicago Dog Lover
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Businesses are allowed to refuse service to anyone not wearing a mask, regardless of any medical conditions they might have. At least some airlines have this policy. It's because allowing maskless individuals is not considered a "reasonable accommodation."

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    #55

    I Can Hear The Voice

    I Can Hear The Voice

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    #59

    Mask Dress

    Mask Dress

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    #61

    We’ve Had One, Yes. But What About Second Covid?

    We’ve Had One, Yes. But What About Second Covid?

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    Trump Hard At Work With Covid-19 Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper With A Sharpie. Thanks White House!

    Trump Hard At Work With Covid-19 Signing Blank Pieces Of Paper With A Sharpie. Thanks White House!

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    2020

    2020

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    Shelby P
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my happy time memory would be Halloween 2008 carving pumpkins and excited for the election

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    #64

    Steve Mask-In

    Steve Mask-In

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    Janine B.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is just the best. Check out his Halloween costume for 2020. 😂

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    #68

    Situation Right Now

    Situation Right Now

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    Corona Mask Of The Future Is Here!! And Its Not A Motorcycle Helmet

    Corona Mask Of The Future Is Here!! And Its Not A Motorcycle Helmet

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    There's No Reason To Put It On The Wrong Place. Wear Your Mask Properly

    There's No Reason To Put It On The Wrong Place. Wear Your Mask Properly

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    Corona

    Corona

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    #74

    It's Corona Safe

    It's Corona Safe

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously speaking, loving how many people are getting creative with masks — I love to see it. :D

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    #75

    I Bought This Corona Plush And Now Every Time I Tell Someone I’m Hangin With The Rona They Get Scared

    I Bought This Corona Plush And Now Every Time I Tell Someone I’m Hangin With The Rona They Get Scared

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to give props to whoever decided to make some money by selling corona plushes. That’s awesome.

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    #76

    First Covid-19, And Now This

    First Covid-19, And Now This

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    Corona

    Corona

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    #78

    The Corona Effect

    The Corona Effect

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    #79

    "You Will Arrive At The White House, Shiny And Orange"

    "You Will Arrive At The White House, Shiny And Orange"

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    Can't Wait For Covid To End...

    Can't Wait For Covid To End...

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even after things return to "normal", I bet people will no longer shake hands. And they won't cough into their hands.

    #82

    Very Necessary Precaution, Thanks Corona

    Very Necessary Precaution, Thanks Corona

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    #83

    Covid Fights Back

    Covid Fights Back

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    #85

    Ch Ch Ch Ro Ro Ro Na Na Na

    Ch Ch Ch Ro Ro Ro Na Na Na

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    #86

    Boris Logic

    Boris Logic

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please tell me why this looks so familiar? Seriously, it's driving me crazy(er).

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    #87

    Corona Lisa [ninj]

    Corona Lisa [ninj]

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    Corona Go Brrr

    Corona Go Brrr

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    If Thrax Was Covid-19

    If Thrax Was Covid-19

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of this movie when this whole thing started - I mean I know in the movie he's anthrax not covid but still

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