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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You are born with no cows and you don't have the money to buy one. You have to work the rest of your life in order to buy milk. THE END

Lol! This is true.

Hilarious

Hilarious

This made my day! :))

Or because you don't want to milk them on Saturdays, Sundays, and all the public holidays

Hahaha, that's true!

I like this one. It reminds me of " mad dogs and English men"

At least it's not a Camel

An Spanish corporation: You have no cows. You eat grass.

No, it should be like that: "The State takes both, and they disappear without trace. There is no milk either"

A German Corporation You have two cows, both of which are subject to investigation by the NSA. A whistleblower tells the hiding place to the German authorities. The cows are being deported, the cow-stock-market breaks down. American milk enters the German market. You have two cows, both of which are subject to investigation by the NSA. A whistleblower tells the hiding place to the German authorities. The cows are being deported, the cow-stock-market breaks down. American milk enters the German market.

Swedish socialdemocracy: you assemble your 2 cows and they work pretty good, plus they're cheap

You spelled "forced" wrong.

Where is Nigeria's economy here....because I believe we have enough cows...we ask foreigners to milk them. We share the milk, the foreigners goes home with their we follow them to their and waste our milk and litter the cow dungs in our country

Lmao

Actually both are grazing in the Alberta tars sands, full of antibiotics and growth hormones to be sold as Alberta Grade AAA steaks around the world

16/5000 jdi kurva sám

Lmao kush

A Hungarian Company: You have 2 cows. You are a farmer for 20 years. Than the Plumber claims your cows and your neighbours and hires you back as a farmer for minimal wage. The Plumber becomes richest man in the country.

lmao me he vuelto loco

A Portuguese corporation- You have 10 cows, Germans pay for you to kill the cows. You loan money from the Germans to buy milk and meat on a 10% interest.

All of it

You have two cows. The state takes one. The other is stolen. You owe milk to the bank. Do you have a moment to hear the word of our lord Jesus Christ?

A Bulgarian corporation. You have two cows. You force them both to work abroad as a horse

:)

There's two of these. Make up your damn mind.

roflmfao....don't know why, but this one is my favorite.

Generation Z You buy two cows, but they die because the previous owners did not feed them. Then they blame you for being lazy.

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B******t. The true story of Ukraine company goes like this: 1. You have two cows 2. Your younger brother and neighbor comes and takes away one cow. 3. When you protest, he insists that he never stole anything, AND both cows are his anyway

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An Omani Corporation You have two cows You give them to an expat to manage The expat hires 98 of his friends and family and two Omanis and breeds more cows, opens a factory for milk production At the end of the year the expat gives you a glass of milk as profits and says that profits are low because of the two hired Omanis refuse to work unless you raise their salary You fire the Omanis and the expat hires 100 more friends, 10 times the Omanis salary Few years later, the expat sells everything, gives you a jar of milk as end value. You import and buy all your milk from the expats now!

The crocodiles were actually the PH corrupt Government

Where the f**k did you learn to spell 'syndicates'? Actually, what spaced out druggie typed up this entire meme? They shouldn't be allowed near a keyboard for the rest of their lives.

Even the people themselves are cows!

Obamaism: You have two cows. They're healthy and productive. Fox News reports that they have rabies, says we're all going to die, and half the country believes it.

Tasmanianism - you have 2 cows imported from the mainland. The locals won't buy your milk because of the cows heritage.

Actually, this is useful for class - makes a nice template after my students see the others. Thanks for posting!

Bulgarian corporation: You have 0 cows. You borrow money from the bank to make fake one in double price of the real one. You sell the single cow you have for the half price of the regular cow, because you know it’s fake. You are happy because you succeed to get rid of the fake cow. You connect with secound bank and thay gave you a money to rent a real cow and sell the milk for money in order return bank1 credit. Now you are proud businessman that hides taxes to gets jeep

Pakistani Corporation You have two cows you decrease their Feed and Ask them to Give more milk.

Teenagers: You have two cows But you don't like cows So you passively explain that you don't want them but refuse to give them away

Lebanon: you have two cows, the government takes both, kill them, eat them. and then they milk you

Ok, tohle se mi nějak posralo, no....