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From what we’ve seen happening in the world so far, no pandemic can ever stop the pundemic! In these trying times, jokes are among a small handful of things we still have control over. The others are which PJ’s you wear for work o'clock and wine o'clock.

And for this reason, the newest coronavirus jokes of the week are in! Compiled by Bored Panda and executed by some of the wittiest minds on the internet, the gems are at your service. Consume recklessly, because a little comedy never killed nobody.

And if you need another dose of feel-good laughter, you know where to look: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, and part 6. You’re welcome.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Corona might have one good outcome: people FINALLY learn to mute themselves in virtual meetings when not talking.

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    Bored Panda contacted Ariane Ling, a clinical instructor in the the Department of Psychiatry at NYU Langone Health, who told us about the toll the current crisis has on our emotional state. It turns out that harnessing a sense of humor during this time is one of the most effective strategies to cope with unpleasant feelings.

    Ling explained that there are both short-term and long-term benefits of cracking a joke now and then amid the crisis. “It helps to manage and tolerate stress in the moment while also maintaining perspective and resilience moving forward.” Humor is one creative way of coping rather than avoiding and going into denial about things.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they are indeed an 'essential business', then they should be taxed.

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    Understandably, many of us feel anxious and keeping that sense of humor up is one of the very few resources we have right now. “Patients have shared how things that would normally help with stress are no longer available, including meeting up with friends for brunch, playing sports with their local league, going to the gym, etc,” said Ling. As a result, some “of my patients have described [the situation] as surreal or floating without an anchor.”

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    According to Ling, psychological wellbeing can also go in a positive direction where it is possible to keep spirits high when faced with large-scale tragedy. She explained: “Despite physical distancing, it's evident that people have been taking advantage of technology to stay social and connected. I’ve learned from my patients that holding on to gratitude is also critical in bolstering resilience.” It all comes down to being thankful for small things and enjoying the moment.

    The clinical instructor also told us that in their NYU Langone Health clinic, “we started a 'good vibes' email chain where we share uplifting stories and clever memes.” So next time you’re thinking of sharing that meme with your friends and relatives, just press send—it may be all they need now.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA! I bet lots of cats feel the same way. My dog's are also starting to look a bit tired. Instead of sleeping all day as usual, they now have to follow my husband in case he's eating something or doing something interesting.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, I have been so caught up with all this alone time that I haven't even though that there are introverts that live with other people.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been TRYING to sleep in now that I don’t have to get my son ready for school.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else actually want to try that. Put some water underneath and it’d be fun.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking about you Chrissy Tegan and the Beckhams -_- tell us all again how you’re struggling to cope from inside your mansion with huge grounds and nannies and live in staff...

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you took the gun because there's also yeast on the list.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I choked on a sweet the other day whilst sitting in the back garden. We live next door to a garage and shop and I swear the people queuing to get groceries were freaking out about the ill person in the house next door 😬 And I just wanted to shout I’M NOT INFECTED JUST AN IDIOT DON’T WORRY.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least 3 times in 2 weeks we have had massive groups of people hanging out at the beach. Like seriously, these people are completely f****d in the head. What part of STAY THE F**K AT HOME do they not understand.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goverment also: "Being essential and reasonable pay have nothing to do with each other."

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her boat is a floating gin palace that accomplishes nothing worthwhile , my boat will eventually become a home to all sorts of marine life.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it's the being stuck at home or not, but that made me laugh too much

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pissing the night away. Pissing the niiiiiiight awaaaaaay....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not, they are sat there rubbing their hands working out how they are going to make yet more money out of it!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just taught a whole lesson on "Flowers for Algernon" to my students in my PJs

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the same day over and over again till he learns a lesson.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I know how you feel. I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken

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    I'd quarantine any decorations with words on it. Don't advertise to me what I should be feeling in your house.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wanted this dam picture taken so I am going to wear my Spongebob jammies, okay!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh now I know why Polish goverment forbbids entering forests and parks.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you have too much money. (Edit: I read "mini laptop for my dog".)

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how the woman is 2 metres from the cat never mind the fact the cat is 2 metres from the person in front.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But its a good sign because they said early symptoms include lost of smelling

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, given that Willem DeFoe voiced Ryuk for that movie he was the best part!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country you can't return them...they changed the policy so you can't rescind buyers remorse....coz panic buying was dumb to begin with....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About time! The child ran crime unit knew where he was hidding for years, but the commissioner decided to dismiss those findings.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At once or one after another? Mind you you could watch them all at once, starts with not a lot happening, wander around a bit, have a bit of fight, wander around a bit more, have a bigger fight, find a love interest, wander around a bit more and then have one big final fight, pretty much covers all of them doesn't it?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an HEB grocery store mascot. You are not essential, but maybe the costume is helping keeping you safe (but probably not! ) I hope this picture is old.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yassss. So true. Especially for Minnesotans today it's going to be 68 degrees!! Spot on!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, N. Korea has been in isolation all this time, and we have seen plenty of ghost town resembling empty streets, so.... As long as they don't do the military parades....

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say yes, and makeup some story about how hard it was because there was no spotify or ipad.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha - my dog loves doing this to my nose but he's quite clumsy and heavy-pawed. Usually hurts. I forgive him though because he's a very, very good boy.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waffles have great social skills! I, on the other hand, do not.

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one conspiracy is so embarrassing for me, as a human being of the 21. century. Some people need to go back to school.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to at least put jeans on every fifth day, if they don't fit, your quarantine snacking is out of hand.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those things coming out of her nose, Spaceballs, oh s**t, there goes the planet!

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sad.. Quarantine or not I can't imagine life without gaming with my husband.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup ,,,, and for a custodian having to clean up after the "essential people" it sucks big time. Can't ya'll clean up after yourselves?

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guilty of letting them rip without first checking if someone was behind me, chuckle..

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, our grocery bill has increased dramatically and not just because of snacking but also because the f**k heads stripping the shelves bare and leaving a handful of the more expensive items. I usually pay less than $2 for flour and I had to pay over $4, I also pay less than $3 for body wash but had to pay $8.50 coz that’s all they bloody had. Add the fact that many of our fruit and veg are dearer because of our recent bushfires doesn’t help.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure certain people agree to this. my school is online learning, and not only did they give us 5 times the regular amount homework, but they gave us 10 times the amount. LUCKILY, I finish it in time.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly photoshopped, there is not that much food on the shelves anymore.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memes like this don't work very well, because taste in music is way too subjective.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there are only two places here currently selling coffee...I make sure to alternate days so they don't think I'm bad at quarantining.

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