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40 Of The Freshest Jokes About The Pandemic To Make You Laugh Or Cry (More New Pics)
There are now over 13.1 million confirmed cases of people infected with the coronavirus worldwide and the situation looks dire. However, people haven’t given up yet and are doing what humans do in hard times: they poke fun at the crisis to laugh and boost their spirits.
The Bored Panda team has collected some of the funniest and freshest jokes about the ‘Coronapocalypse’ floating on the net to show you that there’s plenty of humor around even in the darkest times. So scroll down and upvote your fave jokes, dear Pandas. When you’re done chuckling your way through this list, we’ve got plenty more coronavirus jokes for you to enjoy: check out our freshest lists here, here, and here.
Bored Panda reached out to Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt Schimkowitz and spoke to him about the best coronavirus memes of 2020 and to what extent it’s all right to joke about serious topics. Read on for Matt’s insights!
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Seriously, Is This Even A Tough Decision?
But Hey, I'm Sure That Was Just A Fluke
I cannot understand why so many people in the world listen more to a populist politician on health issues than to researchers? I go to the doctor with my complaints and not to the mayor.
I'm so jealous of those countries that made the right decisions. I live in the U.S and it's a joke. People think they know better than scientists and health experts. Common sense is no longer common here.
What should I say about that. What should I say about a country who votes for trump. And Bush.. Bush not even once . And Reagan. What should I say about a country where people are winning with the argument freedom. What should I say about a country where people win cases at court because in the instructions manual is not explicitly written to not put a cat in the microwave. Where you want to defund the police. Where students are broke after finishing University. Where you are broke when you have a major sickness and you need to go to hospital.. And and and... Sorry mate. But USA... Is degenerating.
Load More Replies...As a Kiwi, it’s strange and sad to see how that’s phrased like it’s a novel thing. Of course politicians have to get recommendations from health experts before they do all the policy stuff - how can they make the right policies if they don’t know how the rona works? PS: The entry in here about “take your bourgeoisie a*s home and learn to cook” was an official policy for the strictest part of our lockdown. Takeaways were allowed once we switched to a less strict lockdown and sit-down restaurants were only allowed when we had 0-3 cases per day (equivalent to 0-200 cases per day in the US).
Agree that NZ have done a great job but It’s also good to keep in mind that the population of NZ is 5 million.. Melbourne in Australia is 5 million... Australia’s population is 25 million which is close to the population of Bombay. It is far easier to help prevent the spread of Covid in NZ as it is in most other countries. Still, they’ve done a good job for sure.
It helps that the country is an Island. But yeah. Unlike the Irish, who also have an Island, but dipshit stupid politicians are in charge.
I suspect it's more to do with New Zealand having a population about the size of Ireland and an area about the size of the UK.
Load More Replies...As an American, I can say that I wish that we were doing the same thing. I don't know why our country is allowing a bunch of politicians with no medical training make medical related decisions.
True, but the population still has to do as they're told. New Zealand went into lockdown very early (a couple of weeks after covid arrived in the country) and stayed that way for 4 weeks before easing restrictions over the course of about a month. The result was in a country of 5 million people there have been "only" 22 deaths to date (all of which were people from rest homes or otherwise health impaired) and as of today "only" 1,548 cases total. There are still cases but they're all NZ'ers returning home from overseas so the government is still expecting another wave but intends to lockdown again if it happens.
Load More Replies...So? There are more cows than people in Kansas, but their coronavirus cases are rising rapidly.
Load More Replies...We do have cases now but they are returning citizens and are locked down for at least 14 days
Not in AMERICA! every joe s**t the rag man politician has to wipe his a*s on EVERYTHING
This is not entirely true. They have had 1,548 confirmed cases and 22 confirmed deaths of Covid-19. Significantly lower than most countries. But not all that surprising considering that they are an isolated country (island) and a relatively small population (
There are 26 US states with smaller population than New Zealand, and 11 US states that have lower population density than New Zealand. COVID-19 cases are rising on many of those states.
Load More Replies...Only in the US do people still believe the self-proclaimed non-politician over science experts.
Yeah but they have trashed their economy in the process. They rely heavily on tourism and the borders are still closed. Got to open some time, then what?
Actually our govt supported businesses and people throughout the lockdown and our economy has reopened with no current need for extreme protective measures that hinder trade. We have imported and exported safely throughout the pandemic and domestic tourism is rising ^-^
Load More Replies...Mmm, consulting a doctor about a virus instead of asking a politician....now why did I not think of that?
I have been carrying masks with me for over five years because I would catch everything that was going around. I have been exposed twice that I know about and I haven't caught coronavirus yet. Common sense and basic hygiene have kept me healthy
I think we should all start flooding our respective Govornor's offices with health complaints then maybe they'll get it. "Hey gov, so I woke up today with this strange rash...."
I have a friend from NZ. One of the reasons NZ has 0 cases is because they are an island and very small.
Confirmed 1,549 Recovered 1,506 Deaths 22. Its been 77 days since last local infection (all current cases are returning citizens who are put into an immediate 14 day quarantine upon arrival). I'd say out of 5 million ppl that's not really "a lot of infected".
Load More Replies...The sad part in all of this is that many of the cases are counted as 6-10 cases. If a person tests positive one day and is still testing positive three days later, they count it as two. I know someone that tested positive 6 times and they counted it as six cases! The numbers are way off. Idiots!
You can only die once, so the rise in COVID-19 deaths is obviously NOT caused by increased testing. If anything, deaths are under-counted, because many states only count deaths that are confirmed to be caused by COVID-19.
Load More Replies...From VIC in the lockdown zone and it's not fun. Annoying how some people think the rules don't apply to them
Load More Replies...NZ had 0 cases for several weeks, now the only cases are those contained from returning NZ'ers at the border in government managed quarantine. We've had NO community transmitted cases in over 75 days.
Load More Replies...Clear Message
The first thing that we wanted to know was which meme about 2020 stood out for Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt personally as the most accurate and funniest so far.
“This is a tough question. The first one to come to mind is ‘Tested Positive for Missing the Homies,’ which is something that I think had very wide appeal during the coronavirus quarantine. I have to admit, I am also suffering from this affliction. What can I say? I miss my homies. I think about that meme a lot,” Matt told Bored Panda.
However, the topic of humor during a deadly pandemic can be touchy. On the one hand, humor and laughter always go hand in hand and help people keep their hope burning strong during times of crisis. On the other hand, the Covid-19 pandemic has affected a lot of people who might not think that the coronavirus is something to take lightly.
She Used Your Own Logic, But Against You
A Good One
“I think I need to take this on a case-by-case basis,” Matt explained. “There are plenty of great coronavirus memes and plenty of bad ones. I think when it comes to a situation like that, one that affects everyone on a global scale, it's kind of fair game. Of course, there's a line, I think, when you start mocking other people's experiences with the virus.”
He added that nearly anything can be funny but the context surrounding a joke makes all the difference. We were also interested to know if Matt thought there was any way that the different sides of the aisle could find common ground.
Kind Of A Political Post
People Running Around
I've Got You
“There's not any reconciling this point. People will always offend and others will always be offended. I think that most people should just be conscious about what they're meme-ing and what the subtext of the meme is. If people do take offense, try and understand why. It's possible to make jokes about sensitive topics, but you have to listen to your audience in order to get there.”
Let's Talk About Where The Priorities *actually* Are
We Can Smell The Hypocrisy And It’s Bad
Men Who Wear Masks
Finally, we wanted to get Matt’s take about the second half of 2020 and whether he thought the global situation would improve. Unfortunately, he wasn’t too optimistic. “Sorry to say, it's not looking good. We're currently in the middle of a global pandemic that's killed more than 400,000 people, so I think for many people it's probably going to continue being pretty painful.”
He added: “Oh, and there's a US election coming up, which are usually calm, orderly events with no problems, partisanship, or societal ruptures. Sorry to be a bummer!”
Disney Opening Parks
To The Karens That Can't Wear Masks. I Have Asthma And Work 13 Hour Shifts In This
I have asthma and I ALWAYS wear a mask. No one wants to listen to you excuses Karen!
I Believe I Have Created The Perfect Mask
A New Kind Of Covid-19 Political Poster Seen In My Neighborhood
Totally True
Carry multiple masks. When you start having trouble breathing, caused by vapour in your breath building up in the weave of the mask, swap masks.
The Us Looks Like A Bunch Of Fools
Quote Me
Recycling In 2019 vs. Recycling In 2020
Staying in bed in 2019: Lazy bastard Staying in bed in 2020: Responsible citizen
Well, Well, Well..
Still Got Time
Maybe Coronavirus Was Made To Kill People Like These
"she heard"...says it all, really. 'Heard today I should stick my head up my a*s. Mmmfpfmhpf.'
Orange You Glad?
Paying people to stay at home is socialism and socialism is worse than dying from an incurable virus infection. /Sarcasm = off/
Seriously
Ain't no dang way I'm eating at that or any restaurant that doesn't have primarily take-out.
Trump Is Playing 4d Chess
I don't know what's worse- him pulling this s**t or people actually falling for it.
Shes Not Wrong..
Accurate
Trump Legacy
UPS
Ohhhh! I was staring at this for a while before I realized that they can't taste because not tasting is a symptom of the coronavirus
Keep Schools Closed
I'm No Rocket Surgeon But...
Poor Logo..
Bored With Covid
All Lives Matter. Except When They Don't
"Ok kids! Welcome back and did you all do your homework assignments I gave last week? Yes? Good. Lets take a look at those Last Will and Testaments shall we... Hmmm Timmy, are you sure you want to leave your favourite blue crayon to Lucy? I mean, its a nice crayon... very nice... so blue"
Pub Installs Electric Fence To Stop Drinkers Getting To The Bar
Safety
Coronavirus Meme
The Virus Will Not Last Long
She won't die till Charles does. She'll be full of embalming fluid, but no Charles!
Driving To Another State To Avoid Using A Mask
In 2020 Hollywood lost the right to make any films about pandemics were US saves the world. Everyone will remember that in reality it is a laughing stock for a whole world.
Look at it from the bright side: The US has produced enough material for a lot of really hilarious comedies.
Load More Replies...I find it funny that Americans will proudly fight and die for their country but tell them to wear a mask to protect their country and suddenly you are violating their rights.
While many are stupid, a lot of us are wearing mask. Finally, more stores a requiring people to wear mask. Yes, many are stupid, but many of us are not. Please don't generalize an entire country.
Load More Replies...Saudi Arabia cancelled the Hajj this year. That should tell you how serious this is
For those who are lost: The Hajj is an annual pilgrimage to Mecca the holiest city for Muslims, that all Muslims are expected to take at least once in their lifetime, provided that they're physically and financially capable to do so.
Load More Replies...I knew this would happen. The dread started the second that first case showed up in Washington state. I thought: as a whole, people in this country are idiots. They aren't going to behave themselves. They aren't going to listen to the experts and follow the rules. There is NO way we're going to be able to contain this.' So I grabbed a mask, some antacids for the worry ulcer and plenty of popcorn and sat back to watch the horror show. We live in a me! me! me! immediate gratification culture over here. Also the sheer size of our country coupled with the 50 different governors with 50 different plans business makes dealing with this crisis a straight up logistical nightmare. That's with having someone competent at the head of government. We have the opposite of competent right now, so the whole thing has just become one big dumpster fire. It's a great time to be an introvert hiding out on 40 acres with internet, Netflix and goats.
If POTUS is re-elected, I'm claiming sanctuary in any country that takes sane people.
Not-white-enough for Brexiteers, tick. Knows nicknames for Boris, tick. Your application to come to the UK is approved.
Load More Replies...I do not get it. Why are we not able to learn from our mistakes? Every animal in nature learns from it's mistakes.
Well... there are lemmings. I kid, even lemmings actually know better.
Load More Replies...People keep saying, "well the numbers are inflated because hospitals get paid money for each death" Lets pretend that is true, ok so what is a safe number? 50% are fake? That still leaves 60,000 people dead. How many died during 9/11, 3000? So we are 20 9/11's deep but this is no big deal yet I still have to take my shoes off and get photographed naked to ride a plane?
It's even worse, since the testing is lagged by at least two weeks now (and counting), US was already flying blind, but with the CDC decommissioned, it'll not get any better. While the majority of the world is keeping Covid at bay, I see no way out of this for the US
Load More Replies...I have an urge to punch every single person who doesn't wear a mask, or at the very least flip them off
Is it any coincidence that about 95% of these jokes are ridiculing America?
Inspired by a meme I saw about all this, I sat down and wrote a short story where there's a zombie apocalypse and most of the victims die because they deliberately got bitten just to show it was no big deal, or because they decided to stand in the middle of the road waving protest signs rather than go indoors to avoid the zombies like some kinda left-wing pussy.
Yeah, but in most countries, they're not elected president.
Load More Replies...One of these years the younger generation will look back at this farce and wonder what they were thinking. JMHO
I just cannot believe Americans are real!! If I had not been there and seen them for myself I would really believe they and their actions are brought about by very good movie makers who make it seem real. Someone please tell me I am not right!
it's not a hoax our president is a very feeble minded clown that has one thing on his mind. RE-election he doesn't want to be that president that only served 1 term has the blood of these Americans on his hands he wasn't honest nor did he protect us from ourselves. He ignored sensitive info that could have helped I hope for no more deaths and hope we get a true fighter in charge to get our USA back to normal how can people vote and love a "man" that has made everything about himself and fights against US doctors telling us how to eliminate/slow this threat talks s**t to persons who ask questions we really need answers. He is a terrorist causing unnecessary deaths. I'd rather have schools closed rather than my kids coming home sick but knowing and get their older relatives and baby relatives ill shut up trump please bring us a real leader
Well, as of July 15th this didn't age well. Seems that all the hype about spiking numbers and tens of thousands of deaths in the US was all about greed.. huh.. who woulda thunk it?
One day I will realize that clicking on articles like these will only make me more disappointed in my country than make me laugh at hilarious jokes. Since covidiots get so much publicity, it makes me wonder whether they make up the majority or minority of America.
They are actively killing us with stupid. Many of us are shocked and overwhelmed by it.
Load More Replies...I still don't understand the uproar of getting mad at people who aren't wearing masks. Aren't you supposed to be safe if you're wearing one? If so, then why are you worried about someone who is not? Aren't they only harming themselves? Talk about hypocrisy.
It's not a political issue. Masks works. its about health, not politics. But i guess its not clear for some, because people are thinking only about themselves. masks main PURPOSE IS TO PROTECT OTHERS. I respect you so i wear a mask, cause i dont want to be responsible for infecting you. can you extend me the same courtesy?
Load More Replies...You do know it was you who clicked this article to read right???
Load More Replies...In 2020 Hollywood lost the right to make any films about pandemics were US saves the world. Everyone will remember that in reality it is a laughing stock for a whole world.
Look at it from the bright side: The US has produced enough material for a lot of really hilarious comedies.
Load More Replies...I find it funny that Americans will proudly fight and die for their country but tell them to wear a mask to protect their country and suddenly you are violating their rights.
While many are stupid, a lot of us are wearing mask. Finally, more stores a requiring people to wear mask. Yes, many are stupid, but many of us are not. Please don't generalize an entire country.
Load More Replies...Saudi Arabia cancelled the Hajj this year. That should tell you how serious this is
For those who are lost: The Hajj is an annual pilgrimage to Mecca the holiest city for Muslims, that all Muslims are expected to take at least once in their lifetime, provided that they're physically and financially capable to do so.
Load More Replies...I knew this would happen. The dread started the second that first case showed up in Washington state. I thought: as a whole, people in this country are idiots. They aren't going to behave themselves. They aren't going to listen to the experts and follow the rules. There is NO way we're going to be able to contain this.' So I grabbed a mask, some antacids for the worry ulcer and plenty of popcorn and sat back to watch the horror show. We live in a me! me! me! immediate gratification culture over here. Also the sheer size of our country coupled with the 50 different governors with 50 different plans business makes dealing with this crisis a straight up logistical nightmare. That's with having someone competent at the head of government. We have the opposite of competent right now, so the whole thing has just become one big dumpster fire. It's a great time to be an introvert hiding out on 40 acres with internet, Netflix and goats.
If POTUS is re-elected, I'm claiming sanctuary in any country that takes sane people.
Not-white-enough for Brexiteers, tick. Knows nicknames for Boris, tick. Your application to come to the UK is approved.
Load More Replies...I do not get it. Why are we not able to learn from our mistakes? Every animal in nature learns from it's mistakes.
Well... there are lemmings. I kid, even lemmings actually know better.
Load More Replies...People keep saying, "well the numbers are inflated because hospitals get paid money for each death" Lets pretend that is true, ok so what is a safe number? 50% are fake? That still leaves 60,000 people dead. How many died during 9/11, 3000? So we are 20 9/11's deep but this is no big deal yet I still have to take my shoes off and get photographed naked to ride a plane?
It's even worse, since the testing is lagged by at least two weeks now (and counting), US was already flying blind, but with the CDC decommissioned, it'll not get any better. While the majority of the world is keeping Covid at bay, I see no way out of this for the US
Load More Replies...I have an urge to punch every single person who doesn't wear a mask, or at the very least flip them off
Is it any coincidence that about 95% of these jokes are ridiculing America?
Inspired by a meme I saw about all this, I sat down and wrote a short story where there's a zombie apocalypse and most of the victims die because they deliberately got bitten just to show it was no big deal, or because they decided to stand in the middle of the road waving protest signs rather than go indoors to avoid the zombies like some kinda left-wing pussy.
Yeah, but in most countries, they're not elected president.
Load More Replies...One of these years the younger generation will look back at this farce and wonder what they were thinking. JMHO
I just cannot believe Americans are real!! If I had not been there and seen them for myself I would really believe they and their actions are brought about by very good movie makers who make it seem real. Someone please tell me I am not right!
it's not a hoax our president is a very feeble minded clown that has one thing on his mind. RE-election he doesn't want to be that president that only served 1 term has the blood of these Americans on his hands he wasn't honest nor did he protect us from ourselves. He ignored sensitive info that could have helped I hope for no more deaths and hope we get a true fighter in charge to get our USA back to normal how can people vote and love a "man" that has made everything about himself and fights against US doctors telling us how to eliminate/slow this threat talks s**t to persons who ask questions we really need answers. He is a terrorist causing unnecessary deaths. I'd rather have schools closed rather than my kids coming home sick but knowing and get their older relatives and baby relatives ill shut up trump please bring us a real leader
Well, as of July 15th this didn't age well. Seems that all the hype about spiking numbers and tens of thousands of deaths in the US was all about greed.. huh.. who woulda thunk it?
One day I will realize that clicking on articles like these will only make me more disappointed in my country than make me laugh at hilarious jokes. Since covidiots get so much publicity, it makes me wonder whether they make up the majority or minority of America.
They are actively killing us with stupid. Many of us are shocked and overwhelmed by it.
Load More Replies...I still don't understand the uproar of getting mad at people who aren't wearing masks. Aren't you supposed to be safe if you're wearing one? If so, then why are you worried about someone who is not? Aren't they only harming themselves? Talk about hypocrisy.
It's not a political issue. Masks works. its about health, not politics. But i guess its not clear for some, because people are thinking only about themselves. masks main PURPOSE IS TO PROTECT OTHERS. I respect you so i wear a mask, cause i dont want to be responsible for infecting you. can you extend me the same courtesy?
Load More Replies...You do know it was you who clicked this article to read right???
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