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Coronavirus is continuing to spread across the world with more than 18 million confirmed cases in 188 countries. At the same time, however, the jokes mocking it are making their way around the globe just as fast. People on social media continue to roast the pandemic and by now, it's obvious that the savage jokes are here to stay. Until the vaccine, at least.

Bored Panda handpicked the best viral posts about COVID-19 from last week and after you're done scrolling through them, check out our previous lists here, here, and here.

As the number of deaths due to COVID-19 continues to climb, the world is eagerly waiting for a vaccine.

A leading pandemic adviser to the UK government has suggested that a vaccine against the coronavirus will be available in 2020 and 2021.

"In the last seven months since I have been involved, the progress is absolutely staggering and there are now first-generation vaccines," Sir Jeremy Farrar, the director of health research charity Wellcome Trust, told the BBC's HARDtalk program. "There’s probably five or six of them - from the US, from Europe, from China, from Russia - that are becoming available."

Despite the optimism, he also urged caution, saying the first generation of vaccines wouldn't solve everything.

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    Meanwhile, Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, the head of the World Health Organization, said at a news briefing that there was "no silver bullet at the moment - and there might never be".

    Mr. Tedros advised people around the world to comply with measures such as social distancing, hand-washing and mask-wearing, saying: "Do it all."

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    "A number of vaccines are now in phase 3 clinical trials, and we all hope to have a number of effective vaccines that can help prevent people from infection," he said. "However, there is no silver bullet at the moment, and there might never be. For now, stopping outbreaks comes down to the basics of public health and disease control: testing, isolating and treating patients, and tracing and quarantining their contacts."

    So it looks like our safety still depends a lot on our own efforts. And memes, of course.

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    #14

    I'd Prefer A Trebuchet

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    Bacony
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or better yet, get a HAZMAT team to scrape off some of the wall of your lungs, and dump it into Trump's coffee.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great analogy, except the fact that Trump voting covidiots are anything but cool.

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    Masking Sacrifice

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too true. If this is the worst thing that happens in any person's lifetime, then they have been very lucky.

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    #22

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or when the people deciding that schools should open have that meeting ONLINE

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    Can’t Argue With That Logic...

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1:Bug 2:Isolate 3:Vaccine 4:Back to normal. How can we not achieve this as a WHOLE F***ING WORLD???

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    #27

    This Has Been Reiterated Several Times And They Still Won't Get Their Shit Together. I Hate It Here

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    Katinka Min
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's odd how a whole genre has suddenly changed from action movies to satire movies. I'll never see an old American pandemic movie without laughing myself silly.

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    #31

    Masks Are Cool. Corona Is Lame.

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new t-w4t Terminator couldn't find John Connor so ended it all.

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    #36

    The Kids Don’t Stand A Chance

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And little Billy is going to excitedly tell you what a great day he had playing "Corona virus tag" with all his friends.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amateur. I also keep a weaponized vulture on my shoulder at all times.

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    #39

    It's Safe

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, this does not in any way reduce the discomfort of wearing a mask, nor does it make a statement to people who see it.

    Johnny
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably drives home after having a few drinks at the bars too, because, hey, why not endanger everyone.

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She won’t be such a cocky biatch when she inevitably (and self-inflictedly) finds herself on a long waiting list for a ventilator—-and faces dying before one becomes available.

    Jace
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smokers are already pretty dumb. I mean who still doesn’t know it’s a disgusting and poisonous carcinogenic addictive s**t substance?

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    Flavia Slag
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My "friend" was going to do this.I explained it defeats the purpose....She complained it makes her face sweat...I explained so will a ventilator (i am an ICU nurse) She refuses to wear a mask in my car. I no longer take her places. That's bad news for her. She doesn't drive.My car my rules.

    Eliyahu Rooff
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she also punch holes in the airbag in her car and punch holes in her boyfriend's condoms?

    Sandra Llewelyn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they seriously state that America is the greatest country in the world - wake up and smell the roses.

    Jane W.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our weird origins in the US seem to have sent weirdness genes down the generations.

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    Coronavirus-Covid-19-Funny-Jokes

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago I worked as a tech-weenie at at call center for Sony TV`s. One caller was complaining about her telly as she was a vegitarian and demanded to know if the plasma in the TV was animal or human. I had the speaker on loud when I explained.

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    #43

    One Thing I Do So Well

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    Daria Z
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I doubt I'll be mistaken for one in Russia. So I just do it to protect the others.

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    #46

    Good Advice ....

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    Bacony
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it'll probably trick the Templars, Illuminati, and the Reptillians too.

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    #54

    Oh Yes!! Ha

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    Wake Up Sheep

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, in these days you have to post [Start Joke] ----- post joke ----- [End Joke] followed by the disclaimer that this was a joke, that it didn't actually happen and that there's no way that that could have ever happened or is likely to happen now or in the future.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between Google and Alexa I have no secrets. One of you knows if I've just farted. Honestly, I wouldn't waste your money on a chip too.

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    #63

    Micro Chips In Vaccine , I Have Reasearch

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Why would the government (or Bill Gates) bother forcing a chip into your body ? You already BOUGHT a tracking device that you carry all the time and everywhere, including the bathroom and your bed.

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    #64

    "We're Lower Than The World"

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aussie Gold! https://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/us-politics/axios-interview-aussies-viral-donald-trump-interview-sparks-hundreds-of-memes/news-story/2e9d18556fe22d8996593e5c922c7cf4

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    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a gift card for a wine/cheese tasting at a restaurant that feels equally useless. I'm not even sure that the restaurant is still in business.

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    #66

    Patton Oswalt Is Always On Point

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    Orillion
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you would want to know if the person in charge of nukes HAS dementia. They should be tested frequently.

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    Oh I Get It Now

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    #74

    Wedding Invitations In My Country During Quarantine

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a cute idea, but not very sanitary, now that they've been printed on, and rolled up and beribboned. (Do not try this at home!)

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    Viviane
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Killing kids, not a problem. On the other hand, letting their teachers and their parents live long enough to vote...

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    #88

    Remember To Wash Your Hands

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    Courtney Christelle
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece once asked me for a kiss. "Sure, sweetie." Two inches from my face she open mouthed coughs on me.

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    Maybe Because There Is No Vaccine For The Corona Virus

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we don't rush people to the hospital for a papercut, why do we do it for a stabwound?

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    #91

    Just Wear A Mask And Save Everybody The Trouble

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    Roadkill The Brave
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No its not, welcome to the right to refuse, which every business in the U.S. has.

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    Anti Anti Mask

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    The Iceberg Is A Myth

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. If the ship is sinking why is the band still playing? 2. I can't be sinking, I'm sitting here on the stern 150 feet above the sea. 3. This ship is unsinkable. I read it in the brochure. Fake media!!! 4. It's a hoax, made up by the sailors.

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    Well, It's Happening Exactly As Expected

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No distancing, no masks...My god! These children aren't following rules while they are unsupervised?!?! Who could have possibly predicted this?

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    Oh No...anyway

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s horrible for us too. We don’t like people, that doesn’t mean we don’t do stuff. Like go to restaurants, make money, go on vacation, chill with people we can actually tolerate.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha more like 'every sane human being' (in place of me)

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    Go Corona

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    Alignment Based On What Mask You Choose

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    somnomania
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except now they're saying (and it makes sense) that anything with a valve or vent renders the mask useless, because it doesn't block the particles from coming out or going in, so lawful neutral needs to be shuffled down to the evil level

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    Damn Karen

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    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who is number three, and looks exactly like that, too!

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    Corona Fake!!!!!!

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stand your ground law: Under certain circumstances, individuals can use deadly force to defend themselves.

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    #112

    Putting On Masks Can’t Suffocate You

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    Why Do I Wear A Mask You Ask? *cries Internally*

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    Don't Be Karen,wear Mask

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    Next Week: Corona, What A Surprise!

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    Deborah Brett
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NZ has closed its borders to tourists, and is imposing mandatory supervised quarantine on everyone coming in.

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