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Having a personal assistant used to be reserved for the rich and the wealthy only. Now, with smart technologies, you can have one too, and it doesn't even require a salary. No, we are not talking about house elves, but rather about the one and only Siri. Its primary function is to help you in organizing your schedule, keeping up with the appointments and answering voice-commands. The Apple engineers have also added a touch of sarcasm and irony into Siri's code, just to make her more similar to a real human-being personal assistant.

Once people found out about this funny Siri trait, the questioning ensued. Last time we've checked, there were hundreds of funny Siri questions floating around the internet, but some of them just take the cake. The best part is that Siri has more than one funny joke answer to any question, so you can inquire as many times as you wish. Just make sure to stay polite as Siri does not tolerate rude talk.

Scroll down below to check our compilation of the best Siri questions and funny Siri responses!

More info: businessinsider, (h/t: designtaxi, demilked)

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    RomanGorodeckij
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

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    #6

    Siri, I'm Sad

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    #7

    Siri's Haiku

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    Woodchucks Chucking Wood

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    GemmaPeters
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

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    January 19, 2038

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    RomanGorodeckij
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

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    Make Me A Sandwich

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    Favorite Animal

    Favorite Animal

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    Dark And Stormy Night

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    GemmaPeters
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

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    #14

    Earth-Based Political System

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    RomanGorodeckij
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

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    The Meaning Of Life

    The Meaning Of Life

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    GemmaPeters
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

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    Do You Have A Girlfriend Or Not

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    Sophie Whitbread
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked if she had a boyfriend. She said: “No, but I’m always dating. Just ask, ‘Hey Siri, what’s the date?’ “

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    #20

    I Am Your Father

    I Am Your Father

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    A A (DragonGamer)
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got ‘Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant’

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    #23

    Just A Little Traveling

    Just A Little Traveling

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    #24

    Tell Me A Story

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    What's The Meaning Of Life

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    LeeWeir
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    9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading some of these and I think Siri is a fan of Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy LOL.

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    Funny Enough

    Funny Enough

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    Sophie Whitbread
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hi, I’m Siri. I think you’ve got the wrong assistant” was my answer.

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    What Are You Wearing?

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    Loyalty

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    Sophie Whitbread
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got, “This may not be a big surprise, but I’m an Apple fan”. I mean duh you literally WORK for Apple. 👩🏻‍💻

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    So You Think Siri Can Dance

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    Meaning Of Life

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    #35

    Who'd Have Thought Siri Would Be Shy?

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    #37

    She's Chacha-Chaching In My Phone

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    #38

    Why Are You Jealous?

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    PupGirl
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you were looking at this site when you asked Siri :)

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    Siri, Let's Talk About You

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    #42

    What's Your Favorite Pick Up Line?

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    #43

    Siri You're Fucking Useless - There's No Need For Such Big Words

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    #44

    Siri Is Dismissive

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    Cookie Monster Fan

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    Tell Us A Joke

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    Rick Boucher
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many angels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero they are the light !

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    Best Pick Up Line

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    I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

    I Think Siri's Opinion Of Gay Marriage Is Pretty Clear...

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    Bryan Chavis
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is something i want to know because I'm Gay and have an Iphone

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    Do You Think I'm Fat

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    Do You Believe In Love?

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    End Of The World

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    Sing

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    Sophie Whitbread
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Okay. Ahem. Okay here I go. Ahem. Okay, let me just clear my... Gosh. Singing is harder than I thought.” My response.

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