LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK!

Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.

Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.

Joke is good but predator is a cool name for âssholes.

*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂

Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.

Yoohooo armadillo you are needed in the chat por favor!

Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?

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As soon as I hear someone whining about someone else wearing a mask I just feel this intense exhaustion come over me 🙄

These weirdos believe feminism is about being a hateful pink haired woman spitting on men all day long on social media. While it comes from the Western white culture they cherish so much.

aaaahhhhhh repubikkkans, so full of s**t

Damn!

Burn…good one Michael…hope your doing better

we need more people like Michael

to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!

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amerikkka inspired so much respect with diaper-donnie. xD

Ooo snap! Yeah she’s gonna need some ice for that solid 3rd degree burn.

"What is this 'money' stuff you Earthlings speak of?"

You have to be able to contact people before you get a job (in our society). Having a phone is necessary if you ever want a place to live.

Cellphones are pretty easy to acquire. Unlike home ownership.

I see the tent on Beach Blvd by Knotts Berry Farm for the free phones for those in need every day. It's always busy

I see this a lot on BP, and every time i freaking love that comback!

Like people making fun of a person in a tent encampment having a Switch or a PlayStation. They can afford $500. They just can't afford $3200/mo rent. Clue tf in

About 15 years ago (nit in USA): Aww John, you must be the last person in the universe not to have a cell phone! Homeless person to Salvation Army officer (who was almost blind, so had difficulty using one) handing out food

Not sure if this is America or not. But in America there's a tax on every cell phone service plan. That small tax is for actually giving people with low to no income a cell phone. And the argument that cell phone are $50... Is like duh.

I checked. He really is the president. He has a PhD in genetics. Very impressive.

I bet Jefferson is a hero of Donnie's.

Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it. Ignorance is not something to be proud of.

Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.

Ima copy paste this insult for future use :)

Grrr… Ted Cruz is a *&$#&()*&$#=+/(&&@&$

I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.

“My wife who has an important job caring for other humans during medical issues did all the work caring for OUR child all night then went to work the next day exhausted because I didn’t help” great job buddy

Just ew

It is literally your life-saving private taxi directly to the hospital 😂

It is important to teach children about flaws made in the past, even if they have to do with the founding of your own country. Trying to cover any old wrongdoings up so you can maintain the dignity of the country is kind of….Soviet sounding honestly, sorry 🤷‍♀️

It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.

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Ohhh, and here I thought she was scared of the Canadians now.

👏 no words needed

Ah yes, I should be saving all of my money at their rate of . 01% - I'm not being facetious, I just looked that up

Perhaps Brad is not paying his women enough?

Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.

BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.

Have all nuclear weapons suddenly disappeared?

You get a big fat zero. Which, coincidentally, is the amount of brain cells that Angela has.

Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..

Look up Ben Shapiro buying wood in support of home depot.

Oops

They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise

Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.

I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....

“I guarantee you a person that dies of covid is counted as a covid death by the left” like obviously, are you daft 💀