Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!
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Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.
Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.
This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves.
*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂
Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.
Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?
The current pope gave "absolution" (excusing their crimes) to members of the fascist Argentine government and military after throwing people out of helicopters into the Atlantic Ocean, the "death flights". Throwing out political dissidents while alive and awake into the ocean. From a thousand metres in the air. And he went along with it.
Well, that's a classic. If they survive, they are witches who need to report back for their burning. /edit: this account has been banned from commenting because some special snowflakes have apparently felt offended by me using bad, bad words. The new ABC the Fifth has to "be approved by BP before commenting", which it probably won't ever be, so... see y'all folks, it was fun with you while it lasted. If you want to honour my retirement, report every post with stupid and useless censoring. See ya in another life or on another, less detached platform.
Load More Replies...I never heard of Bill Burr before last year and now I think he is the best.
OMG his SNL monologue which made some people try to cancel him (failed) was hilarious! The first time he went viral was at a comedy festival in Philadelphia where the crowd got really drunk and abusive to the other comedians. He hurled abuse on the crowd for 15 minutes.
Load More Replies...Bill Burr will rip into anyone, no matter what “side” they’re on. Doesn’t mean he’s always right but at least he’s equal opportunity.
Perhaps if the Catholic Church kept it in their pants and didn't protect the ones who didn't, they wouldn't be the butt of so many jokes. They're lucky it's just jokes given how gun-crazy Americans are.
Making fun of an institution with the cultural reach, power and wealth of the Catholic Church is always acceptable.
Making fun of an institution which killed millions, or caused millions to be killed in religion wars and persecutions, looted property, threatened and bullied people for two thousand years, and abused thousands of children all over the world and never ever apologised for it, is not only "fun", but necessary. The other option is to apply their own medicine, you know, "an eye for an eye", but that wouldn't be civilised.
Load More Replies...Wadda call it when the pope has a bowel movement? A Holy S**t. Here, hold this gold cross when I tell people they must sacrifice to feed the poor.....
you seem like a republikkkan, please take our side here ........ nope. Well done Bill. 3:)
to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!
Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.
I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.
It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.
Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.
BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.
You get a big fat zero. Which, coincidentally, is the amount of brain cells that Angela has.
Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..
Look up Ben Shapiro buying wood in support of home depot.
They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise
Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.
I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....
$30 million could have bought homes and provided support networks for the homeless.
It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
Load More Replies...It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
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