Being online comes with the ever present risk of being exposed to some of the hottest, dumbest and most brain-melting takes of all time. But every now and then, a hero arrives and hits them with the most savage roasts out there.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page is dedicated to screenshots of bigots, conspiracy theorists and fringe economists being publicly humiliated. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments sections below. Remember, be nice!
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Billie Piper must be so embarrassed she married this man. He is an awful human being. Good of her to divorce this pillock.
Give money to à poor person, and it goes right back into the local economy. Give it to à rich person and it will end up on a numbered account somewhere in Switzerland or the Bahamas.
The “Conservatives Getting Owned” X page has been around for a while now (since that auspicious year of 2020), and has accumulated an impressive 356 thousand followers. In this day and age, most of us know not to pick fights online. After all, there is no “winning” , just a battle to logging off in the mud.
This is perhaps why this page succeeds, as it does a vital job of showcasing the times where folks with questionable ideas had those same ideas obliterated by words. The idea of a person deciding to “report a crime” online no doubt came from pages like this. If that’s not enough, remember, there are all sorts of cases of people owning themselves.
*flower petals, giggling jokingly*: You’d better run, folks, my autism is contagious and I’m having a bad day today.. Run, run for your lives! 😆😂
Yes, let's elect people to give us gun rights over those that give us health care rights. Then when there is no health care we will have enough guns to hijack planes to places with health care.
Funny thing is trucks have any number of practical purposes and uses other than causing death. How many uses does a gun have?
A good point: the trucks killing people is not its intended purpose but a fail/misuse/accident. A gun killing people always means it’s fulfilling its intended purpose
Load More Replies...If people were required to have gun insurance before purchasing a gun, that would solve a lot of issues. Trying to convince an insurance company that you'll be a responsible gun-owner is a lot harder than simply registering your weapon. And victims (and/or their families) would finally get a payout for their suffering.
No amount of money would pay the suffering of a family who lost a loved one in a senseless shooting. But I get your point.
Load More Replies...Men who have guns they don't need often have trucks they don't need. And for the same reason.
Shhh, or the NRA will be gunning for that.
Load More Replies...My favorite take on US gun laws is that it's the "2Nd AMENDMENT...AND YOU CANT CHANGE AN AMENDMENT!". Many of my fellow Americans need to look up the definition of "amendment " 🙄
This in the same week that some yank intentionally drove a vehicle into a government, trying to kill people because he was denied a commercial driver's license. [ https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/12/us/texas-truck-crash.html ] Driving tests should be taken ANNUALLY as a part of mandatory auto insurance, not renewed every five years without tests.
That's plain stupid. What the man did was deliberate, it had nothing to do with his driving skills. Perhaps if health care weren't so ridiculously expensive, people could look after themselves better and deal with depression, frustration or whatever before exploding. Should doctors take their exams annually to renew their licence just because an a*****e in Minnesota left a knife inside a patients's stomach? Should all engineers pass exams annually because some idiots in the NASA didn't realise there was something wrong with the Challenger?
Load More Replies...Honestly that's just unimaginably cruel and a total violation of MY RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY!!!!! /s
Different licenses and stricter background checks for trucks that can cause larger casualties.
Kinda like voter registration... liberals don't like this because illegals can't vote.
We need a license (AND in the day, a blood test) to get laid for years, a license to drive a car/truck/boat/ship/plane, a locense to sell food and drink and a license to practice medicine etc... but I can just buy a gun at random and go shoot s**t? Really???
This is a false premise question. In order to accept it, you NEED to believe that a crazy person without a gun would, at minimum, become non-violent and relatively safe. That our DMV magically eliminates the ability of crazy people to operate motor vehicles, by licensing and testing basics.
Have you heard of reducing risk? Do you really think if it's not 100% effective we should just not bother.... ignoring that we can remove up to 50% of the risk and harm involved? All you NEED to believe is that one person without a gun decides to not go and kill hundreds of people because its too much of a hassle now. Everyone? No. But every single life matters. As long as you believe a single child life matters, and that we should be trying to protect them, then it's a good idea.
Load More Replies...to my lovely LGBTQ+ pandas, we support and love you!
Racists really are hard of thinking. Just like the homophobes, the sexists and the transphobes.
I mean saying “we wouldn’t be here today if people didn’t do what they did yesterday” makes sense in literally any scenario. Insinuating that these current circumstances are the best things could ever possibly be and past human cruelties were inevitable is kind of weird and very unfair to those who suffered.
It IS true however that communism the idea is fair and good. But as soon as humans are introduced into the mix, thing turn to s**t pretty quickly.
Dinesh..? How much do you know about lunatic asylums..? And how exactly did you find out..? Asking for a friend.
BP, the oil company not this site, supposedly was behind the idea of the carbon footprint, to shift attention away from them and to shift the guilt of environmental damage into us all as individuals.
You get a big fat zero. Which, coincidentally, is the amount of brain cells that Angela has.
Imagine being so fragile that your have a hissy fit over what it says on some coffee cup..
Look up Ben Shapiro buying wood in support of home depot.
They will probably pull "a politician" and drown out anything he says with incomprehensible noise
Those microchips are magnetic. When I was vaccinated I ended up stuck to the refrigerator for three days.
I've never seen a Mr. Potato Head with a love sprout. Just saying....
$30 million could have bought homes and provided support networks for the homeless.
It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
Load More Replies...It’s interesting how human rights like LGBTQ+ rights, trans rights, women’s rights, POC rights etc have become something that only one side supports - and the other side is the one complaining about “divisiveness” when they’re called out for their unfair uneducated views. Actions have consequences 🤷♀️
It's become increasingly worse. We're getting to the point where having manners is "woke" because why be nice to people when you can be as rude as possible in the name of, I'm not sure what, patriotism or something? If some right wing podcaster decides it's a left wing thing to wear shoes, right wingers will stop wearing shoes. And then they'll look around and see that right wingers aren't wearing shoes while left wingers are, and that will cement wearing shoes as a left wing political statement.
Load More Replies...Honestly, I think I upvoted about 99% of these and probably 90% of the first replies. Great thread.
i consider conservatives to be traitors to humanity. theres nothing good about any position they support. at all.
Take the 30 million and redesign an old school or hotel into housing units. People need a place to live NOT a study on their circumstances.
These kind of posts are so annoying. It seems like all that's on here now is negative reddit posts (cheating, bad bosses, etc), upsetting political c**p, and bashing of other people. I want more of the good stuff. The cute animal posts, interesting science facts, funny memes. There used to be more positive stuff on here
I don’t understand. Why politicize a post and cause divisiveness? Couldn’t it just have been snappy comebacks or epic burns like in the past on BP?
You have an unusual concept of the word "wait".
Load More Replies...NPCs? We're not in a video game. This is real life, mate.
Load More Replies...This is half the story. If the Tories couldn’t find another party to get them to a majority, but Labour could, then they can legitimately form a government. This is how our parliament works.
Load More Replies...Troops don’t protect Americans and Lithuania isn’t a threat. I don’t mind conservatives only because I have money, but don’t be stupid and a bad liar.
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