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Ozzyols
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Cat Mum… I bow to my furry overladies…
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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Bad Dad Joke?
Three pieces of string walk into a bar. The first piece of string goes up and asks for three beers. The barkeep says. “Are you a piece of string?” The String replies “yes” “Sorry… we don’t serve string here.” The second piece of string tries his luck. “Are you a piece of string?” “Yes…” “Sorry, we don’t serve string here.” Before the third piece of string goes up to the bar, he goes into the restroom and twists himself up and one end and fluffs out his edges. He goes up to the bar and asks “Can I have three beers please” The Barkeep eyes him suspiciously. “Are you a piece of string?” “No… I’m a frayed knot”This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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