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CorvusMaledictus

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CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 4 items 4 months ago

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Five minutes ago, he had a mullet.

This Great Wall Of China

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Five minutes ago, he had a mullet.

This Great Wall Of China

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30 Humorous Comics By Stephen Beals Illustrating Absurd Situations Retail Workers Face Daily (New Pics)

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CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 4 items 8 months ago

‘Circle Of Idiots’: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes You Might Want To Spam Your Friends With

The victim's family: "We are devastated by her murder. We get why she was killed, but still devastating. We are actually surprised it didn't happen sooner, but still sad"

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Shouldn't have done that, you might have dropped the phone in the sink and broken your sink

‘Circle Of Idiots’: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes You Might Want To Spam Your Friends With

The victim's family: "We are devastated by her murder. We get why she was killed, but still devastating. We are actually surprised it didn't happen sooner, but still sad"

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Shouldn't have done that, you might have dropped the phone in the sink and broken your sink

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering, And Here Are The 50 Most Confusing Ones (New Pics)

I can't accept that, it needs to be pink and blue coloured! Maybe i accidentally became doctor as a girl unacceptable!!!/s

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CorvusMaledictus • commented on 3 posts 8 months ago

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

This kid is genius. Legend.

"You Should Have Hired An Architect" Facebook Group Shares 30 Ways People Have Ruined Their Homes (New Pics)

Is that...raw meat?

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

This kid is genius. Legend.

"You Should Have Hired An Architect" Facebook Group Shares 30 Ways People Have Ruined Their Homes (New Pics)

Is that...raw meat?

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

This is making me strangely trypophobic

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CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 14 items 9 months ago

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

cause she liked it, then, as humans tend to do, as she progressed through life, decided she did not want them anymore. i am not a gan of gauges or stretched lobes, but if people like the look and then change their minds, good to know it can be reversed

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I worked for a courier company and this happened to my boss. He was on a long delivery out in the country. We're from Virginia, but he's currently in Kentucky. We're pretty country ourselves, but not like this. This is pre-smartphone era, so he stops to talk to a local for directions. Guy said "Go as far as you can see, twice, and there's your turn." My boss stared with bewilderment at the level of Deliverance that just came out of this guy's mouth. But... he fixed his eyes on a spot as far as he could see. He drove to that spot and made a mental note of the next farthest spot he could see. Upon arriving at the 2nd spot, dead on was the little unmarked turn he was looking for. We still quote it to this day... "Go as far as you can see, twice..."