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CorvusMaledictus

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CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

50 Times People Got Into The DIY Spirit But Failed At The Execution Miserably (Best Of All Time)

Five minutes ago, he had a mullet.

This Great Wall Of China

CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 2 items 7 months ago

Curiosities

30 Interesting Facts To Raise Your Curiosity About History, As Shared On This IG Page

Comics

30 Humorous Comics By Stephen Beals Illustrating Absurd Situations Retail Workers Face Daily (New Pics)

CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 2 items 10 months ago

‘Circle Of Idiots’: 50 Funny And Relatable Memes You Might Want To Spam Your Friends With

The victim's family: "We are devastated by her murder. We get why she was killed, but still devastating. We are actually surprised it didn't happen sooner, but still sad"

30 Times People Were Given Advice That They Thought Was A Joke Until They Decided To Try It

Shouldn't have done that, you might have dropped the phone in the sink and broken your sink

CorvusMaledictus • commented on a post 10 months ago

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

This kid is genius. Legend.

CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 12 items 11 months ago

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering, And Here Are The 50 Most Confusing Ones (New Pics)

I can't accept that, it needs to be pink and blue coloured! Maybe i accidentally became doctor as a girl unacceptable!!!/s

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

People Are Sharing Examples Of Pointless Gendering, And Here Are The 50 Most Confusing Ones (New Pics)

I can't accept that, it needs to be pink and blue coloured! Maybe i accidentally became doctor as a girl unacceptable!!!/s

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

cause she liked it, then, as humans tend to do, as she progressed through life, decided she did not want them anymore. i am not a gan of gauges or stretched lobes, but if people like the look and then change their minds, good to know it can be reversed

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I worked for a courier company and this happened to my boss. He was on a long delivery out in the country. We're from Virginia, but he's currently in Kentucky. We're pretty country ourselves, but not like this. This is pre-smartphone era, so he stops to talk to a local for directions. Guy said "Go as far as you can see, twice, and there's your turn." My boss stared with bewilderment at the level of Deliverance that just came out of this guy's mouth. But... he fixed his eyes on a spot as far as he could see. He drove to that spot and made a mental note of the next farthest spot he could see. Upon arriving at the 2nd spot, dead on was the little unmarked turn he was looking for. We still quote it to this day... "Go as far as you can see, twice..."

30 Flabbergastingly Stupid Reasons Someone Was Fired, According To Netizens

CFO is the one with a bad attiude . Probably doesn't undersrand how tiring the work is, cause he never did it himself.

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Another one of those "nice guys".

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

And the whole sandwich shop clapped...

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

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Funny, Funny Memes

50 Animal Pics That Fit Perfectly Into Memes

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Today-I-Learned

TIL that dogs intentionally try to make humans laugh. They understand that laughter means play, and play is positive.

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CorvusMaledictus • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

"You Should Have Hired An Architect" Facebook Group Shares 30 Ways People Have Ruined Their Homes (New Pics)

Is that...raw meat?

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

This is making me strangely trypophobic

"You Should Have Hired An Architect" Facebook Group Shares 30 Ways People Have Ruined Their Homes (New Pics)

Is that...raw meat?

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

This is making me strangely trypophobic

30 Flabbergastingly Stupid Reasons Someone Was Fired, According To Netizens

I think that it would be the boss's problem here (I read it as she planned the trip for a year)

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CorvusMaledictus • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales (New Pics)

THE EARS AHHHH😍😍😍😍😍

CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 5 items 12 months ago

Home & Design

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales (New Pics)

30 Questionable Fashion Choices That Have Been Shared On This Instagram Page

I think it’s hair-larious, but others might brush it off ..

Home & Design

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales (New Pics)

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CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 9 items 1 year ago

Home & Design, Interior Design

“It’s Pretty Cozy In Here”: 42 Home Office Design Ideas So Good People Just Had To Share Them

I Laughed Way More Than I Should’ve

Home & Design, Interior Design

“It’s Pretty Cozy In Here”: 42 Home Office Design Ideas So Good People Just Had To Share Them

I Laughed Way More Than I Should’ve

30 People Share Quirky Facts They Think Everyone Should Be Aware Of

You thought that slaughtering an animal, within proximity of a herd member, would be a good idea, and wouldn't affect the other herd members??? You are a fecking idiot! The most basic humane method is Isolate, incapacitate, relocate, then dispatch.

30 People Share Quirky Facts They Think Everyone Should Be Aware Of

You don't like the cruelty? Then you go and slaughter an animal in plain sight of its mother? What sort of monster are you?

30 People Share Quirky Facts They Think Everyone Should Be Aware Of

Jesus they done in with the mother cow in the next field, thats sick 😥 and sad

30 People Hold Nothing Back And Share Their Most Unpopular Opinions In This Group

Yes, yes it is rude! And no, the question does not need to be asked! If I was asked that question, I (first) would be offended and then I would loudly put the person in their place!

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The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Times Designers Nailed It And Got Praised On This Group

I think that in the perspective of wheelchair users, maybe it would be more convenient for them to just have a seperate ramp. Very aesthetic design though.

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CorvusMaledictus • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

30 Posts From People Dealing With The Most Unhinged College Professors

I don't think that it's about the work, honestly I agree that the one book a month isn't that much, but I mostly think that the teacher's words are a bit innapropriate to be said in a school environment, it would be more like something that you would hear at home.

30 People Hold Nothing Back And Share Their Most Unpopular Opinions In This Group

I think that asking who the father is is not anybody else's business except for the woman and her partner. If the partner's suspicous, then they will figure it out, but it's not your business to inquire about this.

30 Posts From People Dealing With The Most Unhinged College Professors

30 People Hold Nothing Back And Share Their Most Unpopular Opinions In This Group

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Times Designers Nailed It And Got Praised On This Group

I think that in the perspective of wheelchair users, maybe it would be more convenient for them to just have a seperate ramp. Very aesthetic design though.

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CorvusMaledictus • submitted 2 new posts 1 year ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What Are You Going To Gift Your Family Members For Christmas? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That Your Pet Has Done?

CorvusMaledictus • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Weirdest Thing That Your Pet Has Done?

“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

CorvusMaledictus • commented on a post 10 months ago

30 Messed Up High School Incidents That Would Never Be Forgotten

This kid is genius. Legend.

CorvusMaledictus • commented on 3 posts 11 months ago

"You Should Have Hired An Architect" Facebook Group Shares 30 Ways People Have Ruined Their Homes (New Pics)

Is that...raw meat?

50 Of The Most Interesting Comparison Pics That Might Give You A Fresh New Perspective On Things (New Pics)

This is making me strangely trypophobic

30 Flabbergastingly Stupid Reasons Someone Was Fired, According To Netizens

I think that it would be the boss's problem here (I read it as she planned the trip for a year)

CorvusMaledictus • commented on a post 12 months ago

50 Times People Couldn’t Believe Their Luck In Thrift Stores, Flea Markets, And Garage Sales (New Pics)

THE EARS AHHHH😍😍😍😍😍

CorvusMaledictus • commented on 12 posts 1 year ago

30 Posts From People Dealing With The Most Unhinged College Professors

30 People Hold Nothing Back And Share Their Most Unpopular Opinions In This Group

The Opposite Of Design Fails: 50 Times Designers Nailed It And Got Praised On This Group

I think that in the perspective of wheelchair users, maybe it would be more convenient for them to just have a seperate ramp. Very aesthetic design though.

50 Photos Of Mother Earth From This Online Page That Prove Nature Is Lit

Is it just me, or does anyone else see Heavenly lights?

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Calling Out Instagrammers Who Edit Their Photos Way Too Much (50 New Pics)

Haven't you heard? Noses are outdated!/s

50 Crazy Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

And I thought is was bad that my walls leaked water...

50 Crazy Pics Of Mother Nature Doing Things On Its Own Terms (New Pics)

I don't reccomend turning the heating on at this point, look at the cracks...

This Online Community Is Dedicated To Calling Out Instagrammers Who Edit Their Photos Way Too Much (50 New Pics)

She seems to have the intention of exposing fake editing more than anything by the looks of it.

40 Curious Things To Cheer You Up, As Shared By This Dedicated Instagram Account

A knifesaber

I Created Another "Motivational Dog Quotes" Series To Help All Dog Lovers Laugh And Smile (13 Pics)

This quote, although beautiful, may not be totally true as dogs are very pure and innocent animals who would love their humans even if they are horrible people.

50 Bits Of Information From The ‘Unusual Facts’ FB Page That May Raise Eyebrows

Actually, the written Chinese language had changed quite a bit from the original if you search it up and compare it to the modern version. The reason for many people still understands how to read it is due partly due to schools still teaching some words informally.

This A.I. Is Supposed To Create Inspiring Images, But The Results Are Funny Instead (29 Pics)

I take that as a compliment :)

CorvusMaledictus • upvoted 4 items 6 months ago