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Vermonta • commented on 6 posts 2 hours ago

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Homemade Reese cup: spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate syrup.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Problem is they try to help people that don't want help (junkies) and skip over people that just need a little helping hand to make it.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Homemade Reese cup: spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate syrup.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Problem is they try to help people that don't want help (junkies) and skip over people that just need a little helping hand to make it.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

We warned you in the 1970's, but people preferred to get rich. They all thought waterways and the sky would eliminate it.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Vermont does not allow billboards. If you see one you are on a border. Side note: our road signs are in English and French.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Spark me up and send my ashes to the sky. These days an archaeologist can't put a shovel in the dirt without hitting a skeleton.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

seems like there are more cars than people

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Vermonta • upvoted 2 items 5 hours ago

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

"Socialism" is what 99% of people agree with, until you name it.

Art, Digital Art

This Paleoartist Recreates Prehistoric Fauna: 12 Ancient Creatures For The 2025 Calendar

Vermonta • upvoted an item 3 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

Great documentary

Vermonta • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

yeah, but only half. 1/2 are God fearing and gullible. The rest of us are powerless to do anything but roll our eyes and hope for the best.

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

Didn't you see Blazing Saddles?!

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

yeah, but only half. 1/2 are God fearing and gullible. The rest of us are powerless to do anything but roll our eyes and hope for the best.

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

Didn't you see Blazing Saddles?!

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

They act the same way in Montreal. If you are purchasing something there they can magically switch to English though.

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Vermonta • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

For all the bad, there is also a lot of good here as well

Vermonta • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

Yes, and I love it each time I see it.

“3 Days Before My Wedding”: 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

These were awesome! Thanks to whoever is responsible for this.

Vermonta • upvoted an item 6 days ago

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

I used to drop my gi joe's with parachute down

Vermonta • commented on 22 posts 1 week ago

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

Do you have a GI Joe?

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

they'll tip over.

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

Do you have a GI Joe?

Proposal To Ban Women From Marrying Over 25 And Having Uterus Removed At 30 Sparks Outrage

Same for men? Remove their balls after 30?

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

Finally, items from my era.

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

I had a 4 poster bed, no canopy that had belonged to a dead relative when I was 6 and 7 years old. It seemed gothic and scary at the time.

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

We had one and my mom did use it

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

My friend that lived behind us had a 2 story ballroom on the 3rd floor and it was pink, pink, pink. The neighborhood zone ran in our backyard so we went to different schools. and we did not have a ballroom.

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

For spying on teens

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

We had one in a wall cabinet

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

or cats

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

teenagers hated those

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

We had one in my parents' house. I thought it was easier than lugging the old electrolux.

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Vermonta • upvoted 2 items 1 week ago

Proposal To Ban Women From Marrying Over 25 And Having Uterus Removed At 30 Sparks Outrage

How about we just stop treating half the population like breeding stock?

Proposal To Ban Women From Marrying Over 25 And Having Uterus Removed At 30 Sparks Outrage

Frankly, I'd be happy if they would have just LET me get a hysterectomy when I ASKED for one ten years ago!!! sheesh.

Vermonta • submitted a new post 1 week ago

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Hey Pandas, Is There A Song You Love The Music Of But Hate The Story It Tells? (Closed)

Vermonta • submitted 2 list additions 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, Looking For My Next Book – Got Any Recommendations? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Least Favorite Candy?

Vermonta • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Most Disappointing Book You’ve Ever Read? (Closed)

Vermonta • submitted 4 list additions 3 weeks ago

Hey Pandas, What Are The Things That Feel Better Than An Orgasm? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Have You Ever Been Mistakenly Called The Bad Guy When You Were The Good One? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Who Do You Think Will Win The Election? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

Vermonta • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, If You Died And Became A Ghost What Would You Do?

Vermonta • commented on 6 posts 2 hours ago

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Homemade Reese cup: spoonful of peanut butter with chocolate syrup.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Problem is they try to help people that don't want help (junkies) and skip over people that just need a little helping hand to make it.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

We warned you in the 1970's, but people preferred to get rich. They all thought waterways and the sky would eliminate it.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Vermont does not allow billboards. If you see one you are on a border. Side note: our road signs are in English and French.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

Spark me up and send my ashes to the sky. These days an archaeologist can't put a shovel in the dirt without hitting a skeleton.

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

seems like there are more cars than people

Vermonta • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

yeah, but only half. 1/2 are God fearing and gullible. The rest of us are powerless to do anything but roll our eyes and hope for the best.

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

Didn't you see Blazing Saddles?!

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

They act the same way in Montreal. If you are purchasing something there they can magically switch to English though.

Vermonta • commented on 11 posts 1 week ago

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

Do you have a GI Joe?

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

they'll tip over.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

A few taps with a knife works for me.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

too many sizes, king, California king, this deep, that deep. I just strap it,

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

the military doesn't give you fitted sheets

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

gotta pay the bills

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

James

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

you can find it cheaper.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

Something to keep ashes, chap stick, pens, and food crumbs from getting in the unreachable areas to clean unless you vacuum. I like a clean car.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

These are worth it!

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

I have one. If you're not careful it becomes and enema.

Vermonta • upvoted 2 items 4 hours ago

94 Pics From ‘Anti Consumption’ That Show Exactly What’s Wrong With The World (New Pics)

"Socialism" is what 99% of people agree with, until you name it.

Art, Digital Art

This Paleoartist Recreates Prehistoric Fauna: 12 Ancient Creatures For The 2025 Calendar

Vermonta • upvoted an item 2 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

Great documentary

Vermonta • upvoted an item 4 days ago

“Commit Some Crimes, Go To Prison”: 40 People Share Where They Would Move To If Given The Chance

For all the bad, there is also a lot of good here as well

Vermonta • upvoted 4 items 5 days ago

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

Yes, and I love it each time I see it.

“3 Days Before My Wedding”: 50 Hilariously Tragic Hair Accidents

These were awesome! Thanks to whoever is responsible for this.

“I Am Pretty Sure They Are Now Illegal”: 44 Home Features That Have Been Faded Into History

I used to drop my gi joe's with parachute down

40 Overconfident People Who Made Fools Of Themselves Online (New Pics)

It is the America, not her.

Vermonta • upvoted 12 items 1 week ago

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

If you order from Temu, Shein, or Wish, you kinda get what you deserve.

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

stop! buying! from! temu! i thought we were past this

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

Never order from TEMU

“What I Ordered Versus What I Got”: 50 Hilarious Online Shopping Fails (New Pics)

I think you got the better end of the deal because that would’ve been a trashy dress

Proposal To Ban Women From Marrying Over 25 And Having Uterus Removed At 30 Sparks Outrage

How about we just stop treating half the population like breeding stock?

Proposal To Ban Women From Marrying Over 25 And Having Uterus Removed At 30 Sparks Outrage

Frankly, I'd be happy if they would have just LET me get a hysterectomy when I ASKED for one ten years ago!!! sheesh.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

Sometomes sheets just don't fit snuggly. Even high quality brands may slide off the corners.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

The toilet has a side quest for you

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

Using a bowl, or cup to invert the bottle when it's almost empty costs nothing. Oh, Wow, I just saved myself $24.99!

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

Or that excessive amount of shoes to warrant such a purchase.

31 Clever Inventions That Prove You Don't Have to Live with Frustration

Because some bidets have a drying function. Or some people prefer to use family cloth.

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