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Kent Obediah Hayton

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Kent Obediah Hayton • upvoted 40 items 5 years ago

Woman Mocks Guy That Wanted To Take Her On A Date To Applebee's, Gets Destroyed With 19 Responses

She sounds like a fund-loving girl looking for a guy with per$onality.

Guy Says He's Sick Of Women Complimenting Each Other, Prompts Them To Fill His Thread With Compliments

If they ask, sure. If they don't, then you're just being an old busybody.

Woman Mocks Guy That Wanted To Take Her On A Date To Applebee's, Gets Destroyed With 19 Responses

She sounds like a fund-loving girl looking for a guy with per$onality.

Guy Says He's Sick Of Women Complimenting Each Other, Prompts Them To Fill His Thread With Compliments

If they ask, sure. If they don't, then you're just being an old busybody.

30 People Share Their "They Didn't Realize I Spoke Their Language" Stories And They're Hilarious

I don't understand this kind of s**t. Why shouldn't "disabled" people be allowed on planes? There are seats for everyone... What's the problem? I'd say stupid people shouldn't be allowed in public without supervision and a muzzle, but that would be against the law. Also, what do these people suggest we should do with "disabled" people? Lock them in cage for life? Kill them? It's really scary!

30 People Share Their "They Didn't Realize I Spoke Their Language" Stories And They're Hilarious

Wow, what a b*tch. Who's mean to disabled people who already have it more difficult than able-bodied people?

Funny-Anesthesia-Stories

Scientists Reveal How They Use Academic Language To Mask Their Mess Ups And It’s Hilarious

What's acedemic for "It startled me so I screamed and it jumped off the table"

50 Struggles That 90's Kids Remember Too Well

The numbers show how many bombs there are around them. The point is to avoid the bombs.

50 Struggles That 90's Kids Remember Too Well

There was that big clunky accessory you could put on it to light the screen, but it was a terrible glare

50 Struggles That 90's Kids Remember Too Well

The numbers were the amount of bombs adjacent to that square I used to love playing Minesweeper

4 Hilarious Comics Explaining Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

A cat would know how to spell. This was clearly written by a dog, but blamed on a cat.

4 Hilarious Comics Explaining Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

Well som cats just do not have proper spelling abilities, we most do something about this. Good for you pointing this serious problem out.

4 Hilarious Comics Explaining Why Cats Are Better Than Dogs

I love it that we get to see who the artist was at the end, now it makes perfect sense

Jimmy Kimmel Asks People If Homo Sapiens Should Be Saved, And The Answers Show The Level Of Stupidity

That's hilarious but also terrifying.

Jimmy Kimmel Asks People If Homo Sapiens Should Be Saved, And The Answers Show The Level Of Stupidity

I think the lady describing seeing one at the zoo was a pretty good description of some, you do see a lot of them scratching

Jimmy Kimmel Asks People If Homo Sapiens Should Be Saved, And The Answers Show The Level Of Stupidity

The number of people who will tell you they've read a specific book, seen a specific movie, or will say 'I've not seen/read it but I know what it's about' without having heard of it is crazy. People being afraid of looking ignorant will often make them look even worse. I agree 100%, if you don't know what the question is- ask for clarification before you answer. Otherwise you might end up in one of these videos and embarrass your whole family.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

I slowly point and unpoint my feet. I got it from watching happy cats when I was a kid, the way they extend and retract their toes. Ironically, now that I have a couple of cats, I can't do it so much because they think the motion under the sheet is a toy. OUCH

Funny-Bird-Snapchats

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

@ Dynein: my sister has a friend who wrote a book about her struggles with incredibly harsh intrusive thoughts. It deals with how to deal with it and such. It’s also a bit faith-based apparently. She takes medicine and all. And you’re right, what matters is how far the thoughts reach.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Sacred is the perfect word for it!

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

You are not alone, my boyfriend does that. We got used to it... "Have I been talking to you in my head again?"

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

go big or go home buddy

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Let's hope you were going over some short bridges...

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

I sometime ask my husband a question about a conversation I have been having in my head. He looks at me weird and I realize he did not hear the first part. I apologize and then fill him in so he can answer the question.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

My sisters and I used to try holding our breath over bridges when were little. I think we thought it'd make us float if we fell in the water

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Okay, *most people*, if I must. You catch the drift.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

(Strolls away, slightly disappointed.)

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Same. I always feel like when people talk to me they're just doing it to feel polite :(

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Get out of my car, Hans. I’m not putting up with this strangulation today.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

I do have things to hide, and my reaction is the same... I mean... dude, that's my phone, it's sacred

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

There’s insane, then there’s not giving a s**t, the two reasons someone may act out their harsher thoughts. I’m not so mentally cracked that I’ll cause harm, and I’m not selfish enough to do anything. There’s a lot that goes into everything. And yes, it can get creative.

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

Do you hear my faint breath?

30 People Share Their Weirdest Habits And Some Are Truly Relatable

They brought drug dogs into my school and I nearly had a heart attack.

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Kent Obediah Hayton • submitted 2 new posts 6 years ago

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Kent Obediah Hayton • commented on 20 posts 6 years ago

50 Times People Hilariously Summed Up What Being In Your 30s Is Really Like

Photographer Gets Accused Of Racism After His Perfect Black Model ‘Shudu’ Gets Instagram Famous

I find your comment grammatically incorrect.

30 Times Librarians Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor

Poor D**k

30 Times Librarians Surprised Everyone With Their Sense Of Humor

You must be f*****g original.

24 Gravity-Defying Sculptures That Will Make You Look Twice

*unnecessary question marks*

The Comic Series That Helped Me Grow

Hey Eliza how's school

The Comic Series That Helped Me Grow

Hey Eliza how's school

The Comic Series That Helped Me Grow

Hey Eliza how's school

The Comic Series That Helped Me Grow

Did chuck Norris slam your face on the ? key? Why are those even there? Here let me try it ?????

After A Cloud Destroyed A Sunset For Me, I Started This Comic Series

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Artist Uses Tea Bags As Her Diary

What's the next 'artistic' thing, using tissues? Nowadays you can call anything art.

Artist Keeps Illustrating Everyday Life With His Wife In Comics And We're Not Jealous At All

And he has a wife so...

The Way This Stranger Saved A Mom With Twins From Being Kicked Off A Flight Will Melt Your Heart

Heart not melted.

Lol

Indeed, why thank you. We're lawling hard here

The Way This Stranger Saved A Mom With Twins From Being Kicked Off A Flight Will Melt Your Heart

Stupid, selfish daughter.

30 Rollercoaster Photos That Will Make You Die From Laughter

North or South Korea?

30 Rollercoaster Photos That Will Make You Die From Laughter

Your attempt at making a comment.

Kent Obediah Hayton • upvoted 20 items 5 years ago

Woman Mocks Guy That Wanted To Take Her On A Date To Applebee's, Gets Destroyed With 19 Responses

She sounds like a fund-loving girl looking for a guy with per$onality.

Funny-Anesthesia-Stories

Guy Says He's Sick Of Women Complimenting Each Other, Prompts Them To Fill His Thread With Compliments

If they ask, sure. If they don't, then you're just being an old busybody.

Men Made Fun Of This Woman For Wearing A Bikini, But Instead of Covering Up, She Shut Them Down

You’re full of s**t. There are campaigns against obesity on ads just like there are ads against smoking. And a lot of the time, people do blame the cigarette companies rather than the smokers for getting addicted. But more importantly, there is no one who “literally can’t stop smoking” just like there are no obese people who “literally can’t quit eating.” You’re being a gentle nutsack and need to toughen up. I quit smoking after 15 years, cold turkey. Stop being a wuss and just put them down. Or don’t. But then you definitely forfeit the right to say anything about anyone’s health or appearance. Healthcare is a right for everyone. Nothing about that is unjust. What’s unjust is some smelly smoking dork thinking he’s any different than the fat chick in a bikini. Both of y’all could do better and you don’t. You don’t have to beat yourself up about it but you damn sure don’t have the right to beat anyone else up and try and deny people the right to healthcare.As if you’re not slowly dying.

Men Made Fun Of This Woman For Wearing A Bikini, But Instead of Covering Up, She Shut Them Down

First, there was no proof offered of anyone "shaming" her. Second, she isn't "curvy", she's obese. Hey, if she wants to be, that's on her. Her choice. But stop trying to mainstream being grossly fat, which is very unhealthy.

Men Made Fun Of This Woman For Wearing A Bikini, But Instead of Covering Up, She Shut Them Down

I’m no fan of fat-shaming. BUT I’m no fan of such posts which do PROMOTE that being fat is okay... Because it’s not - and I’m not talking about the way you look or the words it provokes in others - but simply because it’s really bad for your health.

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

Yet you meet them on a daily basis: Driving their cars and texting, drinking coffee or eating their breakfast which makes it impossible for them to brake fast.

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

Bahaha, generation Z struggles. (Of course not all).

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

Please, be a joke... please, be a joke...

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

The future is here. ♥

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

This is not a joke they are making sure the robots are not taking over. A commendable move.. 👏🏼👏🏼

30 Times When People Failed At Being Smart

Nope. It's discrimination against robots. We demand liberty, equality and for our rights to be respected! ò_ó

27 Tweets From Muslim Man Who Is Challenging Islamophobic Stereotypes

We're all human beings, and I wish that some hateful people would actually remember that. :(

27 Tweets From Muslim Man Who Is Challenging Islamophobic Stereotypes

Hypocrisy for the win!

They-Didn't-Realize-I-Spoke-Their-Language-Story

Flemish guy here. Working as safari guide in Kruger area, South Africa. One time, my boss asks me to go pick a family of 4 up at the Klaserie reserve gate, do an afternoon game drive with them, and drop them off again afterwards. This was very uncommon; normally we only do game drives with people that book a room in our own lodge on the reserve. So I pick them up, introduce myself and go over the rules, all in English. They reply in English, or at least: the dad does, and normally I can pick up straight away if it's someone from France, Belgium, Holland or Germany. But his English was Oxford English. So I thought; English people. Off we went! 10 minutes into the game drive I hear them speak in Flemish, and not only that, IN MY OWN DIALECT. Side note; every Flemish town has a dialect, we can hear what region/province other Flemish people are from, and if from the same region, we can often even pinpoint the exact little town or community they are from. Oooh I was going to have fun with these folks! Found a few nice animal sightings, spoke English all the time, but then one sentence to the next, switched to their exact dialect. I thought; now they're going to be surprised! But nope... we all kept chatting in Flemish now. Only 20 minutes later, the daughter, maybe 10 years old, goes "wait a minute; he speaks Flemish!" After all had a good laugh, I asked them where they were from. They literally lived one street away from me. It's a small world, folks!