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Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

When I was 8 years old, watching one of those Minecraft skits on youtube with my brother (who was 5), my mother, who was very drunk, was walking our uncle to the bus stop. While walking back, she was struck by a car going 40 miles per hour, flung her nearly 30 feet, and she landed on her head. She was in the hospital for nearly 3 months before she was able to return home to us with a severe Traumatic Brain Injury. She was very confused as to where she was, constantly forgot our names, and confused my dad for other people. After a few months, her brain recovered a little, she could remember our names, and make rational decisions, she had made MAJOR improvements considering it was only a few months. However, she could not be left alone, and therefore, my dad (who was very depressed) could not get a job because our mother required constant attention. We had very little money, and I often was unable to do homework when our wi-fi was cut off. We needed food stamps to get food, and had to go to dollar tree to get things. I required medicine for my ADHD to focus in school (I was such a problem without them, that I was told not to go if I didn't have them). Eventually, my aunt and uncle became our legal guardians, my mom was sent to a place called "The Howard House" (which is NOT a mental asylum, it is a mansion some people decided to open up as a home for people with brain injuries, it has a pool, and a barbeque, and we can visit whenever we want). My dad has a job now, and I live happily with my aunt and uncle now.

30 Times A Reply Was Better Than The Main Post, As Shared On “Successful Ratios” Twitter Page

I don't think a shroom would be big enough to have sex on. I hear it takes a fair amount of room.

Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

30 Times A Reply Was Better Than The Main Post, As Shared On “Successful Ratios” Twitter Page

I don't think a shroom would be big enough to have sex on. I hear it takes a fair amount of room.

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People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

So tired of people complaining about other people's posts. If you don't like them, don't read them. .

People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

OK landlord

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Whoopsie doodles, look who got downvoted so hard I can't even respond to them. That's pretty cringe.

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

I hope so…

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

I think you may have misinterpreted the situation.

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

She means that the OP is doing her family a favour, I think

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

im actually impressed she got up there

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Trying to prove she never photoshops her looonnngggg legs

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

So she can afford that but not a shirt???

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

a “wheee!” will turn into a “wee-woo wee-woo!”

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

why did i think it was an eagle

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

i mean portable pole respect

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Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

Bunny+dinosaur Twins!🦕🐰

His Name Is Jade

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result?

I have executive dysfunction, so it happens A LOT! I often forget about assignments and my grade suffers as a result.

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

I quite like this one. It's punny

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

The ground-up remains of my enemies.

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

Do you really want to know?

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Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result? (Closed)

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

All bumpy and textured

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

Coochie 😂😂😂🤣😂

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

Harry Potter, Obama???

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

I quite like this one. It's punny

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People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

OK landlord

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Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

30 Times A Reply Was Better Than The Main Post, As Shared On “Successful Ratios” Twitter Page

Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

30 Times A Reply Was Better Than The Main Post, As Shared On “Successful Ratios” Twitter Page

People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

40 Times People Spotted Influencers Doing Questionable Things To Get "The Shot" And Shamed Them On ‘Influencers In The Wild’ (New Pics)

Niece Complains That Service Dog Is Making Her Uncomfortable, Her Aunt Refuses To Get Rid Of It, Starts Family Drama

Bunny+dinosaur Twins!🦕🐰

His Name Is Jade

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result?

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

Therapist Tries To Open Parents' Eyes By Sharing What 28 Teenagers And Kids Have Told Her

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Upload Your Cool Monster Drawings, Again!

Hey Pandas, What's A Moment That Changed Your Life Forever?

Hey Pandas, How Often Do You Forget Something Important, And What Was The Result? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Upload Your Cool Monster Drawings, Again!

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

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35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

35 Of The Strangest Knock-Off Designs That Were Rightfully Shamed By This Twitter Account

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People Laugh At This Airbnb Host’s Post In Which They Are Confused As To Why Their Bookings Are Decreasing

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