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deletemyaccount • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

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deletemyaccount • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

deletemyaccount • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

watching the movie Second Hand Lion.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

I live alone. I don't celebrate Christmas. it's great. Would recommend.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

watching the movie Second Hand Lion.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

I live alone. I don't celebrate Christmas. it's great. Would recommend.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Don't know why, but it's a must.

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Well, it's technically not yet entirely correct as a theory. It still has multiple flaws when it comes to certain aspects of quantum mechanics.

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deletemyaccount • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

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I don’t understand why people are on Twitter / X.
It seems like a big toxic, waste of energy to me…

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Not all behaviour can be dismissed as mental health issues, asd, adhd etc, some people are just tw*ts.

people-share-secret-viewpoints

I don’t understand why people are on Twitter / X.
It seems like a big toxic, waste of energy to me…

Reddit post

Not all behaviour can be dismissed as mental health issues, asd, adhd etc, some people are just tw*ts.

Hilarious-Smart-Science-Memes

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deletemyaccount • commented on 21 posts 4 days ago

Police Officers Humiliate, Beat, And Force Two Men To Kiss Each Other: "Stick Your Tongue In"

I'm only slightly surprised this wasn't in the US. Police that violate the law need to be punished to the extreme. Otherwise there is no faith in the system. If it goes on long enough the result will get very ugly.

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

You're a very angry man.

Police Officers Humiliate, Beat, And Force Two Men To Kiss Each Other: "Stick Your Tongue In"

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

You're a very angry man.

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

Temples filled with gold while people starve to death just outside.

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

If you are judging a city by the cleanliness of their McDonalds it probably doesn't have a lot going for it

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

Is that what my dentist keeps telling me to do?

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

He was born old.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Why?

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Using socialist countries to defend capitalism is a new one.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Defund the police does not mean abolish the police.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

It would be a hell of a lot better than the weather I get to experience where I live. Up to 120 degrees sunny and hurricane force wind in the summer or down to 10 degrees with hurricane force wind in the winter and a total yearly rainfall under 2 inches.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

You are witnessing it now. Its not fun.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Not necessarily. Housing market crashes don't always coincide with high unemployment.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Im guessing its at least 40 years.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Republicans also suggested nuking the leaking oil well in the gulf during Obama.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I would rather there be no Christmas at all.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

They would have to perfect self driving vehicles first

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Only in as much as its human construct but animals kill for the same reasons humans commit murder.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

First one. Then the other.

30 Unusual Facts No One Really Asked For, But Are Pretty Cool To Know

Probably has something to do with torturing your patients.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

Not really a dumb question. A lot of breweries have a full bar. One I used to visit on occasion has a full bar, a restaurant, a gift shop, and a race track.

“Most Were Also Flabbergasted When I Told Them No”: People Share The Dumbest Customer Questions

I actually think the flakes in raisin bran are better than the regular bran flakes. I think they get a light dusting of sugar.

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deletemyaccount • upvoted an item 4 days ago

Police Officers Humiliate, Beat, And Force Two Men To Kiss Each Other: "Stick Your Tongue In"

Why were their faces shown BP? The word d.r.u.g. is bad but showing the faces of victims is fine. WTF is wrong with you? For the victims I'm outraged that their faces weren't blurred before the videos were released. Way to re-victimize them in the name of journalism.

deletemyaccount • submitted 4 new posts 3 years ago

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deletemyaccount • submitted a new post 4 years ago

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deletemyaccount • submitted a list addition 2 days ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

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Hey Pandas, If You Could Have One Fictional Character’s Power, Which One And Why? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Are The Most Creative Ways You’ve Budgeted For Life’s Biggest Milestones, Like Parenthood, Moving, Or College?

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Hey Pandas, What Is Your Scariest Experience While Home Alone? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is A Random Fact You Know? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What Do You Believe The Afterlife Is Like? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Conspiracy Theory You Actually Believe? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Which Celebrity Have You Run Into On The Street? (Closed)

deletemyaccount • submitted 12 list additions 3 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Something That Today’s Generation Of Kids Don’t Know But Should?

Hey Pandas, What Invention Makes No Sense? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Share Something That You Liked As A Kid But Nobody Else Talked About (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Time That You Got Revenge On Someone, Even If You Got In Trouble? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, How Many Times Have You Been Bitten By The Love Bug? (Closed)

With All The X About America...weird Foods, And Such. What Is It That Makes America So...culturally Significant, Around The Globe?

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deletemyaccount • commented on 9 posts 2 days ago

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Are you really going to correct people grammar and not use proper punctuation?

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

I do the same with my dogs. They are super smart and respond to commands I didn't train them .

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

The fellowship departed Rivendell on Christmas day.

30 Hot Takes People Wouldn’t Dare To Admit In Person

Everyone should travel if they can afford to.

30 Hot Takes People Wouldn’t Dare To Admit In Person

They aren't supposed to but you know they do.

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

That's your best chance of getting out but its not guaranteed.

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

What's so scary about a toad?

30 Stories Of People Witnessing Something Wild And Shocking At The Beach

Of course they aren't there for my enjoyment. I still don't want to see them naked. ITs 90% of the reason I have never been to a nude beach.

deletemyaccount • commented on 11 posts 4 days ago

Police Officers Humiliate, Beat, And Force Two Men To Kiss Each Other: "Stick Your Tongue In"

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

You're a very angry man.

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

Temples filled with gold while people starve to death just outside.

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

If you are judging a city by the cleanliness of their McDonalds it probably doesn't have a lot going for it

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

Is that what my dentist keeps telling me to do?

People Share The Cutest And Most Wholesome Things Their MIL Has Done (50 New Posts)

He was born old.

30 Strange Inventions That People Actually Used Once Upon A Time (New Pics)

Why?

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Using socialist countries to defend capitalism is a new one.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

Defund the police does not mean abolish the police.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

You are witnessing it now. Its not fun.

deletemyaccount • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

Hilarious-Smart-Science-Memes

40 Hilarious ‘Science Memes’ That Do Not Require A PhD (New Pics)

Well, it's technically not yet entirely correct as a theory. It still has multiple flaws when it comes to certain aspects of quantum mechanics.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

Watching the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Don't know why, but it's a must.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

watching the movie Second Hand Lion.

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Christmas Tradition?

I live alone. I don't celebrate Christmas. it's great. Would recommend.

Prahlis reply

Religion.

people-share-secret-viewpoints

I don’t understand why people are on Twitter / X.
It seems like a big toxic, waste of energy to me…

Reddit post

Not all behaviour can be dismissed as mental health issues, asd, adhd etc, some people are just tw*ts.

deletemyaccount • upvoted 11 items 4 days ago

Police Officers Humiliate, Beat, And Force Two Men To Kiss Each Other: "Stick Your Tongue In"

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

What's your problem, Ron? People aren't allowed to not like this part of the world?

33 Terrible Countries And Cities Folks Traveled To For The First And Last Time

Not exactly tourist destinations. You got what you expected...

Gloomy-Film5949 reply

Christians obsessing over the rapture 🙄.

45 Popular Fantasies That Would Be A Total Trainwreck If They Came True

I don’t think anyone wants this; it just seems inevitable. I’d very, very happily be wrong.

Bigby11 reply

Whatever remake you have in mind.

MarvelousOxman reply

I am convinced the people who actually want a zombie apocalypse to happen just have fantasies of brutally and indiscriminately killing strangers without any moral consideration.

bigblindmax reply

Mass deportations. I don’t think people really think through what the reality of that looks like.

domesticatedprimate reply

The election of a fascist government. It may feel like a great idea if you consider yourself one of them, but one way or another, you're going to end up being the victim right alongside your enemies.

Good thing nobody's that stupid eh?

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