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deletemyaccount • commented on 14 posts 11 hours ago

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

Interacting with people makes me uncomfortable and gives me anxiety. Why should I have to go through that? Leave me alone and let me enjoy my hobbies in peace.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

Lots of people don't need human interaction to happy and feel fulfilled. On behalf of all of us please leave us alone.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I have Hashimoto's and anxiety disorder and no one told me this.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I have red bumps but mine are Cherry angioma.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Not sure if I have this. I can tell the difference between people but if I were asked to describe what a casual acquaintance looks like I wouldn't get past things like size and skin/hair color.

“I Screamed At My Husband Over His Hobbies And Now He’s Changed And I Don’t Know How To Fix This”

First he isn't slightly on the spectrum he is all the way on the spectrum. Second he would be better off without her. What a C yoU Next Tuesday.

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deletemyaccount • upvoted 5 items 15 hours ago

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

Pristine aquariums are not healthy environments for the fish. Much of that gunk is bacteria that takes the ammonia secreted by the fish and breaks it down into less toxic substances. One of the biggest mistakes new fish keepers make is to do regular deep cleaning. Regarding the picture here, that's just a buildup of algae on the glass. While it may be unsightly, it is not unhealthy for the fish.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

They need way better screening and treatment of police for mental health issues.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

They need way better screening and treatment of police for mental health issues.

50 Wholesome “Eye Bleach” Pics To Cleanse Your Eyes From The Horrors Of The Internet

That's exactly why it's so happy.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

No. There doesn't need to be more if he is taking care of what needs to be taken care of and not hurting anyone else and he is doing what makes him happy. Other people suck.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

It's a red flag to have an old house, now?

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deletemyaccount • upvoted 5 items 1 day ago

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Sexism come from stereotypes, the kind perpetuated by these kind of pics... We are all equals.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

And doing what? I get c**p for being a "recluse nerd" from people whose idea of a good time is to get wasted every night and sleep it off in their own pool of vomit. No thank you.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Sexism come from stereotypes, the kind perpetuated by these kind of pics... We are all equals.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

And doing what? I get c**p for being a "recluse nerd" from people whose idea of a good time is to get wasted every night and sleep it off in their own pool of vomit. No thank you.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

That sounds more like poverty. At least they are covering the windows. Curtains are expensive.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

It mans they don't clean their light switches, nothing more.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

How many people are wiggling their toes?

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deletemyaccount • commented on 13 posts 1 day ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Sort of. Some things don't taste as good. Sugar soda is too sweet but everything else tastes just as good.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

So far.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Sort of. Some things don't taste as good. Sugar soda is too sweet but everything else tastes just as good.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

So far.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

The 1930's was the great depression so that's not really a fair comparison.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Only if humans dont completely destroy the planet first.

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Weirdness

Bring me a shrubbery.

35 Times Older People Failed At “Surfing The Net” But Provided Some Comedy Gold (New Pics)

There's a pack that comes by my house at night. They make a lot of noise but are mostly harmless.

35 Times Older People Failed At “Surfing The Net” But Provided Some Comedy Gold (New Pics)

This guy rocks.

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

Thee odd names I've known. A boy named Barbie. A girl named Chlamydia. and My favorite my sisters friend was named Tuesday. Tuesdays parents let their 3 year old daughter who had a normal name, name her.

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

The only time I've ever heard that name was in the movie Willow. It is the fake name given to Madmartigan when he was disguised as a woman. "Gentlemen meet Lug."

“Kody, But Spells It Chode”: 35 Names That Are Practically Asking For Trouble

I guarantee there are at least 3 A-holes named that. Not that the name turned them into A-holes but anyone who would give their child that name would definitely suck at parenting.

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

There's a food bank in my town that gives out a lot of food weekly. Were talking an apple box full of fruit, bread, dairy, frozen meat and canned meat etc. Unfortunately most of it is well past the sell by date. Not a big deal for the canned goods but people are getting moldy bread rotten fruit and bottles of expired milk. I know someone who gets a box every week and ends up throwing half of it away. He is still grateful even though most of what is left over is canned beans. At least he knows he will always have something to eat.

50 Times ‘Choosing Beggars’ Got A Harsh Yet Satisfying Reality Check (Best Of All Time)

I might bite my hairdresser. I had one cut the tip of my ear off once.

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deletemyaccount • upvoted 3 items 2 days ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

And how is that reassuring?

azinize reply

House made of sweets and gingerbread. Boiling cauldron over chimney fire.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

And how is that reassuring?

azinize reply

House made of sweets and gingerbread. Boiling cauldron over chimney fire.

NaiveOpening7376 reply

Crosses / jesus s**t everywhere.

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deletemyaccount • commented on 14 posts 11 hours ago

We Want To Predict What Your Coffee Order Is By Asking You 18 Questions

wrong black coffee disgusting

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

What exactly is your point about the election? America just elected a Rapist to the highest office.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Y'all realize how much pressure you put men under to preform? You would have issues too.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Actually for a lot of it they are not the best in the world. Professional athletes aren't allowed to compete in a lot of events.

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Wow and they did that all by themselves without the help of a man?

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

I guess being in object poverty is a red flag now.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

I'm a gun owner and I wouldn't be comfortable in a house that doesn't store their guns properly.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

Huge red flag.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

Interacting with people makes me uncomfortable and gives me anxiety. Why should I have to go through that? Leave me alone and let me enjoy my hobbies in peace.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

Lots of people don't need human interaction to happy and feel fulfilled. On behalf of all of us please leave us alone.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I have Hashimoto's and anxiety disorder and no one told me this.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

I have red bumps but mine are Cherry angioma.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

Not sure if I have this. I can tell the difference between people but if I were asked to describe what a casual acquaintance looks like I wouldn't get past things like size and skin/hair color.

“I Screamed At My Husband Over His Hobbies And Now He’s Changed And I Don’t Know How To Fix This”

First he isn't slightly on the spectrum he is all the way on the spectrum. Second he would be better off without her. What a C yoU Next Tuesday.

deletemyaccount • commented on 6 posts 1 day ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Sort of. Some things don't taste as good. Sugar soda is too sweet but everything else tastes just as good.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

So far.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

The 1930's was the great depression so that's not really a fair comparison.

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

Only if humans dont completely destroy the planet first.

50 Of The Most Cursed Images For People Who Have A Higher Tolerance For Weirdness

Bring me a shrubbery.

35 Times Older People Failed At “Surfing The Net” But Provided Some Comedy Gold (New Pics)

There's a pack that comes by my house at night. They make a lot of noise but are mostly harmless.

deletemyaccount • upvoted 14 items 13 hours ago

Exploring Gender Expectations: 25 New Comics By Artist Lainey Molnar

Sexism come from stereotypes, the kind perpetuated by these kind of pics... We are all equals.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

It mans they don't clean their light switches, nothing more.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

It's a red flag to have an old house, now?

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

That sounds more like poverty. At least they are covering the windows. Curtains are expensive.

dewdropcat reply

Live laugh love.

NaiveOpening7376 reply

Crosses / jesus s**t everywhere.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

They need way better screening and treatment of police for mental health issues.

40 Unhinged Things One May See In A Home And Think, ‘Oh No, Not Today’

NoFunction_ reply

Large political flags on the wall. I don't care what your political affiliations are, if you are that obsessed with it that you feel the need to hang a huge flag in your living room to announce them, that's a no from me.

azinize reply

House made of sweets and gingerbread. Boiling cauldron over chimney fire.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

No. There doesn't need to be more if he is taking care of what needs to be taken care of and not hurting anyone else and he is doing what makes him happy. Other people suck.

“I’ve Had Enough”: Man Uses Malicious Compliance To Evict Toxic Parents From His Home

And doing what? I get c**p for being a "recluse nerd" from people whose idea of a good time is to get wasted every night and sleep it off in their own pool of vomit. No thank you.

“Lived Like This Until 21”: 50 Times People Found Out Their Bodies Were Different From The ‘Norm’

How many people are wiggling their toes?

50 Wholesome “Eye Bleach” Pics To Cleanse Your Eyes From The Horrors Of The Internet

That's exactly why it's so happy.

deletemyaccount • upvoted 4 items 1 day ago

50 Reassuring Facts Not Everyone Might Be Aware Of, According To People Online

And how is that reassuring?

Physical-Heron-3459 reply

Crime rates have continuously gone down year after year after year, objectively the world is a safer place than it was (for crime anyways) years ago the news just talks about it more now.

NapalmCheese reply

The earth will eventually heal itself from the pollution sometime after humans are extinct.

This Guy Gets It

deletemyaccount • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

30 Folks Disclose Their “Dirty” Personal Secrets Online That Should Perhaps Stay Untold

Well done. Religion is BS (NOT faith as such, just churches)

MrPeterMerkin reply

I went on a Mormon mission to Italy and stopped believing in the church about 3 months in and faked that I was fine so that I could stay in Italy. I broke every f****n rule I could from that point on. Went to beaches. Snuck out at night slept in every day hung out with groups of kids our age. Drank coffee and some wine and alcohol. Wouldn't wear the token white shirt and tie BS. I HAD A BLAST for the last 20 or so months.

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