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One Happy Doggo
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I’m back because I’ll always be a bored panda it seems. Trying not to let the trolls get to me this time :DAnyways everything has changed on here and it’s kinda weirdHere’s my bio:-my favorite animals are collies (not border collies, the other ones)-I train dogs, and dogs are kinda my whole life-My favorite color is yellowI don’t know what else to put, I’ll add more later!
evil_burrito reply
Very hot water temporarily takes away the itchiness of bug bites and poison oak/ivy/sumac.
Just listening to people is almost as good as being able to read minds. Most people will cheerfully reveal exactly what they're thinking if you just listen quietly. It could be through what they say, what they don't say, or their body language.
Your own ego causes 99% of the trouble you face.
evil_burrito reply
Very hot water temporarily takes away the itchiness of bug bites and poison oak/ivy/sumac.
Just listening to people is almost as good as being able to read minds. Most people will cheerfully reveal exactly what they're thinking if you just listen quietly. It could be through what they say, what they don't say, or their body language.
Your own ego causes 99% of the trouble you face.
throwaway4work4 reply
Admit your mistakes quickly and without undue apologies/ self-flagellation. Not only will people trust you more, you’ll usually move on from the mistake much faster.
ShowerShoe77 reply
People like talking about themselves more than they like hearing about you. If you interact with people for work memorize 1 thing about them, could be a kids name, a sport they like, a hobby they do, their job, etc.
Ask them about it every once in a while. People are always surprised and appreciate your interest in them.
Shadowfoxx757 reply
If you want to change the subject in a conversation, discreetly but noticeably drop something. Make it look accidental. It will break the train of thought of the other person and allow you to restart the conversation. Old dark psychology trick.
chronically-awesome reply
Don’t put who an email will be sent to until after you have it ready to send so you can’t accidentally send an unedited or unfinished emails.
FooJenkins reply
Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of anything. No one questions it and no one expects you to go to a doctor for it.
phoenixxl reply
A fluorescent jacket, a bogus lanyard and a clipboard will get you access to 2/3 of the places that usually aren't accessible.
dramboxf reply
Not divorced, but annulled on their wedding day.
I've told the story a few times on Reddit, so long-story-short-time: She told him several hundred times that if he smashed the cake in her face at the reception, it was over.
He did it, she walked out and had it annulled the next day. This was over 30 years ago, btw.
dramboxf reply
Not divorced, but annulled on their wedding day.
I've told the story a few times on Reddit, so long-story-short-time: She told him several hundred times that if he smashed the cake in her face at the reception, it was over.
He did it, she walked out and had it annulled the next day. This was over 30 years ago, btw.
MaoTseTrump reply
My great grand dad was adopted by a mixed race baptist deacon who was also local postmaster. Significant because we took his name. Doubly hilarious because most of the older part of the family was super racist while carrying that dude's name. When I found his death certificate, with the proof, my dad lost his mind. My aunts lost they minds. I was chuckling way under my breath.
evil_burrito reply
Very hot water temporarily takes away the itchiness of bug bites and poison oak/ivy/sumac.
Just listening to people is almost as good as being able to read minds. Most people will cheerfully reveal exactly what they're thinking if you just listen quietly. It could be through what they say, what they don't say, or their body language.
Your own ego causes 99% of the trouble you face.
FooJenkins reply
Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of anything. No one questions it and no one expects you to go to a doctor for it.
throwaway4work4 reply
Admit your mistakes quickly and without undue apologies/ self-flagellation. Not only will people trust you more, you’ll usually move on from the mistake much faster.
ShowerShoe77 reply
People like talking about themselves more than they like hearing about you. If you interact with people for work memorize 1 thing about them, could be a kids name, a sport they like, a hobby they do, their job, etc.
Ask them about it every once in a while. People are always surprised and appreciate your interest in them.
phoenixxl reply
A fluorescent jacket, a bogus lanyard and a clipboard will get you access to 2/3 of the places that usually aren't accessible.
Phantom_61 reply
Automated phone systems don’t understand nonsense. If you need to speak to a person answer the prompts with things like “chicken nuggets”. Or “ shoelace”. It will assume an error in its language system and route you to a person.
chronically-awesome reply
Don’t put who an email will be sent to until after you have it ready to send so you can’t accidentally send an unedited or unfinished emails.
dramboxf reply
Not divorced, but annulled on their wedding day.
I've told the story a few times on Reddit, so long-story-short-time: She told him several hundred times that if he smashed the cake in her face at the reception, it was over.
He did it, she walked out and had it annulled the next day. This was over 30 years ago, btw.
MaoTseTrump reply
My great grand dad was adopted by a mixed race baptist deacon who was also local postmaster. Significant because we took his name. Doubly hilarious because most of the older part of the family was super racist while carrying that dude's name. When I found his death certificate, with the proof, my dad lost his mind. My aunts lost they minds. I was chuckling way under my breath.