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Nudge

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Nudge

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I listen to Girl in Red, make earrings out of random crap, and wear too much flannel. Figure it out.

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Nudge • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

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50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

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I Made Paper Art Of 26 Popular Characters For Each Letter Of The Alphabet

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50 Of The Most Clever Comebacks Ever Screenshotted (New Pics)

Art

I Made Paper Art Of 26 Popular Characters For Each Letter Of The Alphabet

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I Wrote Inappropriate “Children’s” Books And Here Are Some Of My Worst Titles (42 Pics)

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Nudge • upvoted 37 items 2 years ago

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30 Things That People Regret Buying, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

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"Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way": 30 People Replied

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30 Things That People Regret Buying, As Shared By The Bored Panda Community

"I Hate It When...": 30 Of The Worst Literature Tropes And Stock Characters Our Community Can't Stand

Challenges

"What Do You Collect?": User Asked Pandas To Show Their Collections And 50 People Delivered

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

This doesn't warrant shame. This man is an innovator.

50 Times People Captured Possums And Opossums Doing Ridiculous And Adorable Things

"Sing us a song, you're the piano man"

50 Times People Captured Possums And Opossums Doing Ridiculous And Adorable Things

I was just thinking that either the Vet's are getting younger or I'm getting older. Older it is. ;)

50 Times People Captured Possums And Opossums Doing Ridiculous And Adorable Things

Very accomplished young person to be a vet at 16.

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

Still talking about "millennial snowflakes", I swear these guys have a) no imagination b) no originality and c) no idea at all.

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Prepare a vomit bag....their abscess had busted and the flight crew is going to need the bodily fluid cleanup kit and a first aid kit to get a new (and better) dressing. That thing needs to be seen by a doctor asap.

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

are those her exentions?

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

OMFG IS THAT PUSS SEEPING FROM HIS F*CKING LEG?!

Funny

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

there is nothing Duct tape can't fix

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

what in the ever expanding universe is this???

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

It's about the size: https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/scissors Key & Peele did a nice sketch about these "restrictions".

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

threw up in my mouth a little , fck me thats BURGHHHH

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Another trumpster. It is only logical, an aSs should be covered with panties.

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Thats just fowl!

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Selfish little f****r (ง'̀-'́)ง

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

No need to blur the text on the hat. We all know what it says: Covidiot + red hat + white letters = trumpster

This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

Is that hot coffee? 😇

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This Instagram Gathers Bizarre Images That Prove Passengers From Hell Exist (35 New Pics)

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

That tiny blue star though 😂

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

Your nan's make up makes you look very forty-two for a 21-year old.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Damnit, that's lowdown on so many levels. Bull$h!ting about someone's death, then taking the charity of your coworkers like that... she deserved to be canned and forced to work a nasty job for awhile.

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

First meeting and he's already making her do the hard work.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

I worked at a grocery store. They had a rule, you weren't allowed to ring up anyone you know. When am employee wanted to check out, they either went to someone they didn't know or they went to the front service desk which (presumably) was started by the more trustworthy employees.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Hey, he came straight to work. Model employee I'd say.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Goodnessss... We had a Hispanic customer come up with a reasonable complaint and didn't raise his voice or cause a scene, and one of my coworkers shockingly suggested he go home and eat tacos instead. She got fired for that one.

People In This Online Group Asked To Be Roasted, 33 Folks Delivered

Bootleg Hugh Jackman? Please, this man lives in a country known as discount France and is in its bottom 1%, you gotta come harder than that.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Well? Did you go to war??

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Nudge • submitted 2 new posts 3 years ago

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Nudge • commented on 20 posts 2 years ago

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stacy's mom

35 Unethical Practices That Are Surprisingly A Thing In Some Schools, As Pointed Out By Folks Online

me who has to wake up at 5:45 for my 6:30 am class

50 Times Teachers Hung The Funniest Signs In Their Classrooms And They Ended Up Being Praised Online

but ______ though...

30 People From Low-Income Homes Explain The Things That Rich Kids Would Never Understand

who ever would complain about what they got for christmas?? I LOVE getting socks for christmas! Or this year I got a wallet--I was really happy about that! Wallets are useful!

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looks like sourdough starter if you fed it too much flour

This Twitter Page Collects The Most ‘Cursed’ Images Online, Here Are 50 Of The Best

dammit where that spider at

This Twitter Account Reveals 50 Fascinating Facts About The Film Industry

it's kinda cute tho

50 Entitled ‘Karens’ Who Thought They Deserved More Than Everybody Else But Got Shamed Instead

same!

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

rahhhh iced coffee 🐉

'Awful Everything' Online Community Shames World's Worst People And Here's 50 Of Their Most Hated Ones

it depends. personally I don't believe hell exists, so no. but on the off chance it does, no guarantee you'll be there or in heaven

50 Funny And Spot-On Posts From The "Marriage And Martinis" IG Page

yeah he's annoying

I Tested Out A Website That Uses AI To Transform Any Word Into A Portrait And Here Are 24 Images Of Celebrities That It Created

LMAO

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

hopefully they got a raise! damn

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

they like to think so

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

WAIT SORRY I THOUGHT IT SAID HE WOULD FACE NO CHARGES FOR MURDERING A MAN AND RAPING HIS FIVE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER MY BAD

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

these were all so wholesome 😞 until now

50 ‘Weird Facts’ About The World That Might Give You A Fresh Perspective

that's so wholesome aw

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yeah I don't watch his videos but he's a good guy

30 Times Good-Hearted People Surprised Everyone By Being The Opposite Of Choosing Beggars

this one is really nice! I recently got my first car and realized how expensive gas is. That's really thoughtful :)

People Share 35 Things That Are True, But No One Wants To Hear Them

the wizard of oz?

Nudge • upvoted 20 items 2 years ago

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Back when I was a gas station clerk, my manager would deal drugs while on the clock. He'd take people into the back office to talk to. We all knew what he was doing, mostly because he all but admitted it. And because we all knew, someone eventually said something and then the company tried to make him take a drug test. He just quit, instead.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Well? Did you go to war??

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Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Busy as hell. A customer comes up to me to tell me their server just dropped a platter of nachos on the ground in front of them. Yelled "f**k" in front of the family, then walked away without cleaning up any of it. Pull her aside and she is visibly drunk all of a sudden. I ask her if she has been drinking. She screams in my face "You want to go to war b***h?" Fire her on the spot. Found out she did 7 shots in about 30 minutes.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Bosses-Craziest-Things-Employees-Did-Reddit

I had an employee call and tell me her mother died. Well, I got an anonymous phone call from someone telling me she was lying so I called the number I had on file to send my regards and I get an address to send flowers. In the meantime the office had collected an envelope of money to help with the costs of the funeral and missing work. When I called, the mother answered and was shocked to find out her daughter used her death as an excuse to go to Vegas for the weekend. When she returned I help a big meeting with everyone in the office and presented her with the envelope of money and flowers, she took it and faked cried. I called her into my office to reveal that I knew and fired her and took the envelope back. She said she "don't give a f**k" and left.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

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HR hired an employee to work on the mine I manage. He showed up 45 minutes late wearing shorts and crocs. I proceeded to fire him on the spot. Got a framed letter from corporate jokingly congratulating me for having the shortest tenured employee in company history.

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Referred to a Chinese customer's baby as "a cute little c****y"' when my coworker(who also happens to have Asian heritage) pointed out that it was incredibly racist, the employee replied "oh it's fine my boyfriend is black" the weird part is he was Filipino, not black ( as if it excuses racism anyway) She was shocked when we didn't renew her contract.

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Heh. Back in the retail book industry in ages past I had this employee... He would take a 'bathroom break' anytime an employee got called into the office. Why? Well, because he had discovered (somehow) that if you went to the men's room and stood on the toilet and lifted one of the ceiling tiles, you could sort of make out conversations in the manager's office that was adjacent. He also discovered during one of his frequent smoke breaks that there was an access hallway for grounds maintenance (this was in a shopping mall of sorts) that also had a ladder that went to the roof. He'd occasionally vanish and basically go sit on the roof. If no one could find him, he couldn't get in trouble, he figured.

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Seven65 said: I had an employee call a French woman a frog and then start ribbiting. That was kind of awkward hamakabi replied: I once mentioned to my manager that I had a friend who was learning chinese. She asked how anyone could ever learn that language when it's all "ping pong ching chong ching" Then she noticed the Chinese customer standing behind her with his mouth open. Yeah, that didn't go over well with corporate.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Trying to keep himself entertained

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I was doing a weekly call monitor on one of my better employees and found he was doing an Indian accent. I was a bit surprised so I went back and listened to 5+ calls of his from that week and found he was doing different impressions for almost every call. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Micky Mouse, Apu from the Simpsons, a pretty solid Christopher Walken and a few others.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

When I worked in a hospital, we used to see empty bottles of vodka in the bin in the locker room. Considering everyone who used the locker room was a health care professional, it was pretty disturbing. Never found out who it was, though I'm kind of hoping it was the same person who stole morphine.

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Had a see through water bottle that was filled with vodka. He started the day off fine but was legless by lunch. Drove him home (40mins each way) because he couldn't afford a cab. Talked the owner out of firing him and instead we helped him get into a program. That was 4 years ago... he's the production manager now. Model employee now in fact.

28 Times Employees Did Bizarrely Crazy Things At Work That Folks Online Just Had To Share

Hey, he came straight to work. Model employee I'd say.

Bosses-Craziest-Things-Employees-Did-Reddit

I manage a small weld shop. Generally, I don't care about less than clean background checks or pot, as long as you come into work every day and get s**t done. Finding reliable welders is difficult, so a lot of s**t flies. This sometimes leads to weird employees. This one guy we hired stopped showing up. After like 3 days days, he walks in the door. He's bright red from being sunburnt to s**t, and his clothes are torn to shreds. Dude was drinking on a little aluminum boat and somehow got lost at sea. He looked like Tom Hanks from Castaway! He didn't have cell phone reception, so he wasn't able to call me. He did take a bunch of pictures over the few days he was lost at sea, though. Including one where he was being rescued by the coast guard. I gave him the rest of the week off. Cost guard took him to the hospital, he checked himself out, and immediately came into work. Didn't even go home and shower. Odd dude.

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