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Confused Capybara

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Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

30 Hilarious Comics Full Of Dark Humor And Surprising Twists By Colm Lavery (New Pics)

I don't think I get it...

50 Random Funny Memes To Balance Out Everything That’s Going Wrong Today

My body is a temple, but one of those massive pagan ones with the paintings and riots

30 Hilarious Comics Full Of Dark Humor And Surprising Twists By Colm Lavery (New Pics)

I don't think I get it...

50 Random Funny Memes To Balance Out Everything That’s Going Wrong Today

My body is a temple, but one of those massive pagan ones with the paintings and riots

Artist Creates Funny Comics Featuring Classic Pop Culture Characters And More (25 New Pics)

They eat children, hence why they highlighted the squares with the child instead of the cupcake.

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

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Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 months ago

"What Is A Food That Makes You Think, 'How Did Humans Discover This Was Edible?'" (30 Answers)

I once ate a raw acorn. It was *not* the most pleasant experience.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 5 months ago

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh

That's illegal? There go my MTG decks

Confused Capybara • upvoted 6 items 6 months ago

30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines

Seems like the person who posted this pic has completely missed the fact that commenter is telling a joke? r/AteTheOnion and r/wooosh in a single post, impressive.

50 Funny Interactions Between Teachers And Students That Deserved An A+

And then everyone clapped

30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines

Seems like the person who posted this pic has completely missed the fact that commenter is telling a joke? r/AteTheOnion and r/wooosh in a single post, impressive.

50 Funny Interactions Between Teachers And Students That Deserved An A+

And then everyone clapped

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Nope. This is AI. Take it down. It’s plagiarism.

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

is this ai generated? it looks like it is.

People Are Pointing Out 30 Mysterious Events That Are Still Unexplained

My favorite conspiracy theory is the fact Gandhi was a law student in London at the same time

“You Lesbians Get Crazier And Crazier”: 30 Coworkers Who Didn’t Think Before Speaking

Perhaps confusion with the Boy Scouts. The Boy Scout not that long ago justified their then anti-gay policies in court by maintaining that it was a religious organization and was allowed to exclude gays as part of their faith. And the court ruled in their favor. I believe that BSA has since backed way up from that position.

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Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Once again, ai slop

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

AI slop

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Once again, ai slop

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

AI slop

“I'm Grateful That I Woke Up Blind”: 30 Secrets People Are Keeping To Themselves

That's the Sam Vimes boot theory!

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Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

OR IS IT...

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

Your house is pretty safe

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

OR IS IT...

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

Your house is pretty safe

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

bee

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

They cut all the songs for "realism" but added an entire magic subplot.

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 5 items 7 months ago

40 Interesting And Disturbing Finds Shared On This Online Museum (New Pics)

Supposedly she suspected him of visiting a house of ill-repute . However it's quite likely she was legitimately insane at the time of the crime. The wiki-page on her is rather scant, but all her defenses seem to come from a place of mental illness. Whether or not it was the result of spousal abuse, I am uncertain.

24 Hilarious Comics Depicting Everyday Life And This Artist’s Relatable Relationship Quirks (New Pics)

40 Interesting And Disturbing Finds Shared On This Online Museum (New Pics)

24 Hilarious Comics Depicting Everyday Life And This Artist’s Relatable Relationship Quirks (New Pics)

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Is it just me or is that Michael Myers?

Finding Laughter In Life's Little Tragedies: The Comic Genius Of Tragic Glee

50 Posts From People Who Have The Worst In-Laws

Exploding kittens!

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Confused Capybara • upvoted 8 items 8 months ago

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

And just for the case you're eating in a japanese restaurant, here's some useful advice: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/chopsticks-6653288726ede-png.jpg

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be holding our backpacks in front of our grapes

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

And just for the case you're eating in a japanese restaurant, here's some useful advice: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/chopsticks-6653288726ede-png.jpg

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be holding our backpacks in front of our grapes

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

No . Just no. The point of etiquette is for everyone to know what to do in a social situation so that everyone is comfortable. Hamburgers are eaten with your hands

This Page Shares The Most Unhinged Memes, And Here's 28 Of The Funniest Ones

Yeah, being a dude can be a bad thing sometimes

50 Bars And Restaurants That Are Putting Other Places To Shame With Their Brilliant Ideas (New Pics)

that'd fetch a good price in diamond city or megaton

50 Things That Made People So Angry They Never Forgot About Them

Your brother killed a helpless pet, but he still can be elected governor of South Dakota.

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

Is anyone else thinking something else here?

50 Weird Science Posts That Have Been Scientifically Proven To Be Interesting

Yeah nah that's clearly someone's birthday party down in Rapture

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Confused Capybara • commented on 5 posts 8 months ago

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

If I met this man in real life, I would be terrified.

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Oh, so THAT'S what all those grape scissors sitting around my house are for!

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

If I met this man in real life, I would be terrified.

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Oh, so THAT'S what all those grape scissors sitting around my house are for!

26 Clever And Hilarious Comics By Martin Rosner That Capture Life's Oddities (New Pics)

Waddles?

50 Bars And Restaurants That Are Putting Other Places To Shame With Their Brilliant Ideas (New Pics)

Where you gonna eat?

"$365 To The Swear Jar": 45 Funny Posts Parents Shared About Their Kids And Cursing

Is there a loop on space mountain?

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Confused Capybara • submitted 8 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, Who’s Your Favorite Musical Artist?

Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 1 month ago

30 Hilarious Comics Full Of Dark Humor And Surprising Twists By Colm Lavery (New Pics)

I don't think I get it...

50 Random Funny Memes To Balance Out Everything That’s Going Wrong Today

My body is a temple, but one of those massive pagan ones with the paintings and riots

Artist Creates Funny Comics Featuring Classic Pop Culture Characters And More (25 New Pics)

They eat children, hence why they highlighted the squares with the child instead of the cupcake.

Confused Capybara • commented on a post 4 months ago

"What Is A Food That Makes You Think, 'How Did Humans Discover This Was Edible?'" (30 Answers)

I once ate a raw acorn. It was *not* the most pleasant experience.

Confused Capybara • commented on 3 posts 6 months ago

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Once again, ai slop

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

AI slop

“I'm Grateful That I Woke Up Blind”: 30 Secrets People Are Keeping To Themselves

That's the Sam Vimes boot theory!

Confused Capybara • commented on 4 posts 7 months ago

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

OR IS IT...

“Images To Rattle The Marrow Of Your Bones”: 50 Creepy Pics

Your house is pretty safe

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

bee

30 Tragic Situations Twisted Into Hilarious Comics By This Artist

They cut all the songs for "realism" but added an entire magic subplot.

Confused Capybara • commented on 9 posts 8 months ago

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

If I met this man in real life, I would be terrified.

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Oh, so THAT'S what all those grape scissors sitting around my house are for!

26 Clever And Hilarious Comics By Martin Rosner That Capture Life's Oddities (New Pics)

Waddles?

50 Bars And Restaurants That Are Putting Other Places To Shame With Their Brilliant Ideas (New Pics)

Where you gonna eat?

"$365 To The Swear Jar": 45 Funny Posts Parents Shared About Their Kids And Cursing

Is there a loop on space mountain?

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

"Sorry Death, I've already depicted you ask the soyjak, and me as the chad!"

50 Stupid Moments That Tested People's Patience Online (New Pics)

And yet Elon refuses to acknowledge his trans daughter

50 Spine-Chilling Photos Of The Creepiest Things People Have Witnessed (New Pics)

Ssssssssmokin!

50 Of The Funniest Classical Art Memes To Make Your Daily Coffee Break More Enjoyable (New Pics)

Generic reply that shows that i have no sense of humour. (there, i saved you some time John)

Confused Capybara • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

Interesting how many of the comments were dismissive.

Men Suspect Women Don’t Understand These 30 Things About Them

Yes, we do. Sounds like you're mixing with some horrible men if they're really giving you those responses; consider it a filter for avoiding the ássholes.

Confused Capybara • upvoted an item 5 months ago

“Think You Have The Wrong Number, But You’re Right”: 50 Texts That Might Make You Laugh

That's illegal? There go my MTG decks

Confused Capybara • upvoted 6 items 6 months ago

30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines

Seems like the person who posted this pic has completely missed the fact that commenter is telling a joke? r/AteTheOnion and r/wooosh in a single post, impressive.

50 Funny Interactions Between Teachers And Students That Deserved An A+

And then everyone clapped

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

Nope. This is AI. Take it down. It’s plagiarism.

50 Funny Movie Memes That Require Less Commitment Than Watching A Film

is this ai generated? it looks like it is.

People Are Pointing Out 30 Mysterious Events That Are Still Unexplained

My favorite conspiracy theory is the fact Gandhi was a law student in London at the same time

“You Lesbians Get Crazier And Crazier”: 30 Coworkers Who Didn’t Think Before Speaking

Confused Capybara • upvoted 7 items 7 months ago

40 Interesting And Disturbing Finds Shared On This Online Museum (New Pics)

24 Hilarious Comics Depicting Everyday Life And This Artist’s Relatable Relationship Quirks (New Pics)

50 Hilariously Random Memes About Everything And Anything

Is it just me or is that Michael Myers?

Finding Laughter In Life's Little Tragedies: The Comic Genius Of Tragic Glee

Better Packaging Options Do Exist

50 Posts From People Who Have The Worst In-Laws

Exploding kittens!

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

And just for the case you're eating in a japanese restaurant, here's some useful advice: https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/chopsticks-6653288726ede-png.jpg

Confused Capybara • upvoted 2 items 8 months ago

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

No . Just no. The point of etiquette is for everyone to know what to do in a social situation so that everyone is comfortable. Hamburgers are eaten with your hands

“The Salt Only Has One Hole”: 30 Etiquette Tips That May Be Missing In Your Life

Wait, I thought we were supposed to be holding our backpacks in front of our grapes

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