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Matt C
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Leading_The_Banned is a clever dick!
Matt C • upvoted 27 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What Is One Movie Scene That Brought You To Tears?
The ending of the movie 2012 (with John Cusack) the movie was so awful, the end had me crying tears of joy.
Hey Pandas, Does Anyone Want To Have A Serious Conversation About Something That's Bothering You?
Im tired of all these Gay-Trans-Idioitic teenagers calling themselves "gay, bi, trans and non-binary" Whatever-F**k all at the same f*****g time. Youre just regurgitating b******t you hear in school and you sound like f*****g morons! Also, youre still in school. You dont have a world view yet outside of what your teachers are lying to you about. No one is assigned a gender at birth. You are born a Male, a Female or Geneticly Anomalous. Thats Biology. Thats Science. Thats been Fact for hunnits of years! It is not a social construct. Any arguements to the contrary is either semantics or straw-manning. Both of which while not the same thing are invalid methods of debate. If you have to do either one it means you actually have nothing to say. Accept that you have nothing, and move on. I know I have it coming. I know alot of you cant stand that Im right. I know Ill get downvoted and reported for 'Hate speech' and God knows what else. Just remember this... Im not scared of you. Im not scared of them. Im not scared of getting banned again. Truth walks without fear.Hey Pandas, When You Were A Child, How Did You Imagine Your Adult Self?
As a kid I imagined myself being rich as hell, and fat... So far Im not rich.Hey Pandas, All Of You Who Love Metal, What Is A Genre That You Just Cannot Listen To?
Rap of courseHey Pandas, All Of You Who Love Metal, What Is A Genre That You Just Cannot Listen To?
I love metal, but its my least favorite genre because of all the subgenres which is what I believe the question actially is. Whats your least favorite sub-genre? I dont have an answer. Funeral Doom is pretty gay, but Im sure theres at least one band Id actually like.Hey Pandas, What Would You Tell 15-Year-Old You?
'Dont smoke them cigarettes. Keep skateboarding, and never get rid of your first car. You'll regret it. Trust me. I mean you.' - Me to young Me
Hey Pandas, If Karma Was Real How Do You Think You Would Be Doing?
I only screw people who deserve it, so Id still be drinkin beer and burning stuff like I do.Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. (Ron "Tater Salad" White)Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History?
Dylan MulvaneyHey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
'If someone were to ask "Could this be any more black?" the answer would be None... more black.' - Nigel TufnelHey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
A sheep lives its whole life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepard.
Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Person You've Ever Met And What Did They Say/Do?
Some dipshit cop responded to a bogus call in my neighborhood. The call was bogus because the lady who called had been lied to by a 10 and 8 year old... Anyway the responding officer tried to pick me up on this vandalism charge when no vandalism had occured. Not to mention it was the 10 and 8 year old who pointed me out to the cop in the first place. This happened 20 years ago and I still cant decide who was dumber the lady who believed two little kids, or the cop who couldnt understand what his eyes do.Hey Pandas, What Is Something Everybody Compliments You On?
deafniteley my intellect and my handsome face its a blessingShow All 27 Upvotes
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Matt C • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago
Hey Pandas, What Is One Movie Scene That Brought You To Tears?
The ending of the movie 2012 (with John Cusack) the movie was so awful, the end had me crying tears of joy.Hey Pandas, Does Anyone Want To Have A Serious Conversation About Something That's Bothering You?
Im tired of all these Gay-Trans-Idioitic teenagers calling themselves "gay, bi, trans and non-binary" Whatever-F**k all at the same f*****g time. Youre just regurgitating b******t you hear in school and you sound like f*****g morons! Also, youre still in school. You dont have a world view yet outside of what your teachers are lying to you about. No one is assigned a gender at birth. You are born a Male, a Female or Geneticly Anomalous. Thats Biology. Thats Science. Thats been Fact for hunnits of years! It is not a social construct. Any arguements to the contrary is either semantics or straw-manning. Both of which while not the same thing are invalid methods of debate. If you have to do either one it means you actually have nothing to say. Accept that you have nothing, and move on. I know I have it coming. I know alot of you cant stand that Im right. I know Ill get downvoted and reported for 'Hate speech' and God knows what else. Just remember this... Im not scared of you. Im not scared of them. Im not scared of getting banned again. Truth walks without fear.Hey Pandas, When You Were A Child, How Did You Imagine Your Adult Self?
As a kid I imagined myself being rich as hell, and fat... So far Im not rich.Hey Pandas, All Of You Who Love Metal, What Is A Genre That You Just Cannot Listen To?
Rap of courseHey Pandas, What Would You Tell 15-Year-Old You?
'Dont smoke them cigarettes. Keep skateboarding, and never get rid of your first car. You'll regret it. Trust me. I mean you.' - Me to young MeHey Pandas, All Of You Who Love Metal, What Is A Genre That You Just Cannot Listen To?
I love metal, but its my least favorite genre because of all the subgenres which is what I believe the question actially is. Whats your least favorite sub-genre? I dont have an answer. Funeral Doom is pretty gay, but Im sure theres at least one band Id actually like.Hey Pandas, In Honor Of Women's History Month, Who Is Your Favorite Woman From History?
Dylan MulvaneyHey Pandas, If Karma Was Real How Do You Think You Would Be Doing?
I only screw people who deserve it, so Id still be drinkin beer and burning stuff like I do.Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take. There's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. (Ron "Tater Salad" White)Hey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
'If someone were to ask "Could this be any more black?" the answer would be None... more black.' - Nigel TufnelHey Pandas, What Are Your Favourite Quotes?
A sheep lives its whole life fearing the wolf, only to be eaten by the shepard. Matt C • is following a person
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